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I just can't see anything DC does as anything other than them pathetically scrambling to throw something out after seeing Marvel's poo poo and going "OH gently caress" Those Nolan Batman movies were respectable but like that's it for what, the past 20 years?
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Jul 15, 2015 21:26
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Monkey Fracas posted:I just can't see anything DC does as anything other than them pathetically scrambling to throw something out after seeing Marvel's poo poo and going "OH gently caress" The first two were good, Rises was plot holes for miles
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Jul 15, 2015 21:30
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I haven't seen any of the Marvel movies, but I am really looking forward to this for some reason. It's got a great cast, and the director is pretty underrated in my opinion. This looks like an old school Joel Silver/Don Simpson flick and I can't wait.
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Jul 15, 2015 21:32
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Scaramouche posted:DC Should have made a Secret Six movie instead dc should make some kind of adaptation of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol and confuse everyone with radioactive hermaphrodites, dadaism supervillains who are led by a nonexistent man, gorillas making out with disembodied brains, beings who can only exist in the presence of pain who keep hundreds of tortured butterflies in an endless mansion, and other crazy wonderful poo poo.
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Jul 15, 2015 21:34
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Acne Rain posted:dc should make some kind of adaptation of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol and confuse everyone with radioactive hermaphrodites, dadaism supervillains who are led by a nonexistent man, gorillas making out with disembodied brains, beings who can only exist in the presence of pain who keep hundreds of tortured butterflies in an endless mansion, and other crazy wonderful poo poo. This and also The Filth
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Jul 15, 2015 21:35
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88h88 posted:I loving love dumb comicbook stuff like this, it's like they realised that comics are inherently stupid and just went all out. You could check out Michael Kupperman's comics. It's not a superhero comic by any means but it's funny stuff like this. He also did a thing with Adult Swim a while ago https://vimeo.com/29365066
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Jul 15, 2015 21:53
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anything that angers nerds gets my 
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Acne Rain posted:dc should make some kind of adaptation of Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol and confuse everyone with radioactive hermaphrodites, dadaism supervillains who are led by a nonexistent man, gorillas making out with disembodied brains, beings who can only exist in the presence of pain who keep hundreds of tortured butterflies in an endless mansion, and other crazy wonderful poo poo. Pfft that's crazy talk. What's next a transvestite sentient street? Lay off the drugs there buddy
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Jul 15, 2015 21:54
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88h88 posted:I loving love dumb comicbook stuff like this, it's like they realised that comics are inherently stupid and just went all out. You'd probably dig Top 10, it's rife with silliness. Plus it's written by Alan Moore
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Jul 15, 2015 22:11
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I liked Watchmen and Man of Steel. Snyder can't make characters work on an emotional level at all but his movies are real pretty and usually got a lot of neat scenes to enjoy. The Batman movies were also alright Green Lantern wasnt very good and I can't remember any other DC movies at all... [edit] Superman Returns was real boring too People seem to forget that Marvel released plenty of stinkers too, people also forget they've made a lot more movies than DC. Like a lot more The Xmen movies have been up and down and all over the place, you got older garbage like Daredevil movie and Electra, the new garbage spider man movies (was never a fan of the old ones either), the awful fantastic four movies, the mediocre as gently caress Hulk movies, the first Ghost Rider was awful (the second one was only mostly awful), Iron Man 2 was a whole lotta nothing, Blade III was awful, all the Thor movies are forgettable etc.
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Jul 15, 2015 22:30
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Was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen DC? Because holy that was easily the worst comic book adaption.
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Jul 15, 2015 22:32
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Scaramouche posted:DC Should have made a Secret Six movie instead They'd have to change the line-up now that Chris Nolan killed Bane off in the most anti-climactic way possible. "Let's have Batman lose everything, then go through all kinds of training and badly choreographed fights to prepare himself again for one last battle and - gently caress it, never mind, just shoot him." midnightclimax posted:Was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen DC? Because holy that was easily the worst comic book adaption. Sort of, I think they did some of it but there were a bunch of publishers on that one. Not sure who did the movie.
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CJacobs posted:You can see from the way he drew her that bruce timm desperately wanted to gently caress cartoon harley quinn and he wants you to want to gently caress her too. Unfortunately, bruce timm, she is a cartoon. Since you cant bang the "real" harley quinn would you bang a chick dressed up like her?
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Jul 15, 2015 22:50
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i porked an obese woman dressed as the hulk once, does that count for something
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Jul 15, 2015 22:55
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Monkey Fracas posted:lol Sportsmaster is basically a character out of that Mystery Men movie This would have worked if they had gone for a Guardians Of The Galaxy route with this film. I'm not even sure why they have such a grimdark movie with a cast of unknown characters. I'm betting that the reason it's being made is because it's going to be more of a Joker movie than any of these characters (excluding Harley). Applewhite posted:This and also The Filth I want The Filth because it seems like it ridicules a lot of Mark Millar's adapted output like Wanted and Kingsman, even if it predates those books.
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Jul 15, 2015 22:56
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Tweet Me Balls posted:looking forward to the inevitable squirrel girl movie Hey there's an untapped market in furry wank material.
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Jul 15, 2015 23:37
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Zzulu posted:The Xmen movies have been up and down and all over the place, you got older garbage like Daredevil movie and Electra, the new garbage spider man movies (was never a fan of the old ones either), the awful fantastic four movies, the mediocre as gently caress Hulk movies, the first Ghost Rider was awful (the second one was only mostly awful), Iron Man 2 was a whole lotta nothing, Blade III was awful, all the Thor movies are forgettable etc. The only ones of those actually made by Marvel Studios are the Hulk, Iron Man 2, and Thor movies, the rest are all movie license deals with Fox, Sony, etc. So while a bunch of Marvel properties were bad movies, they weren't made by Marvel itself
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Jul 15, 2015 23:45
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Applewhite posted:This and also The Filth what's that one comic that's nothing but scenes of hundreds of people raping headless corpses? seems like a good one. edit: oh it's Crossed lol garth ennis sucks
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Jul 15, 2015 23:57
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how did the well of jokes about this horrible movie trailer run dry so quickly
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Jul 15, 2015 23:59
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Scaramouche posted:DC Should have made a Secret Six movie instead What's that comic they did that was a parody of the Avengers? they should do that
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Oh wow.  So harley has dumb tattoos as well. "Hmm what would make a good tatoo that shows how badass I am? Oh yeah, argyle.'
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Jul 16, 2015 00:25
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she should've gotten MISTA/H J on her knuckles
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Jul 16, 2015 00:43
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White people everywhere just discovered tattoos are a good replacement for character or personality this last decade
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Jul 16, 2015 01:33
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Tara Strong.
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Jul 16, 2015 02:06
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i, movie nostradamus, have the correct opinion on these superhero movies
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i know this isn't about suicide squad but why the gently caress did they cast zuckerbag to play lux lootwhore? i hate that guys snooty little nailsonachalkboard voice. "spehhckla sspeh textimatrotizz sspeh speh kkekekek" thats literally all i hear when he speaks in all seriousness thanks for Mouse Gaurd. huge Redwall guy back in the elementary days and this is right up my alley 
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dustyn_echoes posted:i know this isn't about suicide squad but none of this makes any sense to me at all
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Say Nothing posted:Tara Strong. Would motorboat the poo poo out of those tiddies.
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I am curious to see what's up with Aquaman in Dawn of Justice. I may have missed something but, I haven't seen him in any of the trailers.
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Howard Beale posted:she should've gotten MISTA/H J on her knuckles H J as in this is the hand i give the HJs with?
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Jul 16, 2015 04:35
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no mr handjob is a different batman villain
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Shaddak posted:I am curious to see what's up with Aquaman in Dawn of Justice. I may have missed something but, I haven't seen him in any of the trailers. He'll probably be like the Rhino in the last Spiderman movie
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Uncle Wemus posted:He'll probably be like the Rhino in the last Spiderman movie He'll be all self-righteous like you?
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Monkey Fracas posted:I just can't see anything DC does as anything other than them pathetically scrambling to throw something out after seeing Marvel's poo poo and going "OH gently caress" It's basically all this. Batman vs. Superman is riding the same tone as Man of Steel and it feels loving awful. Suicide Squad looks great in comparison since it's likely taking itself just a little bit less seriously which is why Marvel's poo poo is doing so well. DC's movies look so grimdark and serious, they might as well have adapted TDKR probably looks more light hearted. Also, I'd say Edgar Wright might make a good Doom Patrol movie, but he seems better suited for a Teen Titans or a JLI film. I don't think there's a writer or a director who could make a Morrison Doom Patrol work. It's just way too bizarre and off the wall. Taking the old Doom Patrol team and modernizing them and adding some of the character developments made over the decades like The Chief actually being a bit of an utter bastard and Mouisseuir Mallah and The Brain a legit couple would probably work out though.
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Bro Dad posted:no mr handjob is a different batman villain he's the one who's actually pulling all of joker's boners
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Howard Beale posted:he's the one who's actually pulling all of joker's boners heh finally solved this one
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nooo!!! mr handjob!!! he's jerking me DRY!
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