NASCAR 2015 (Summer): The Assassination of Kevin Ward by the Maniac Tony Stewart

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Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

If it makes the Brickyard better to watch, I'm ok with it.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 23:17

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 09:19

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

They're going to be making so much downforce that the tires are going to shred. Commence more Goodyear shenanigans.

# ? Jul 16, 2015 23:59

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

L_Harrison posted:

They're going to be making so much downforce that the tires are going to shred. Commence more Goodyear shenanigans.

Yesssss lets do 08 Indy again.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 00:00

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

BMB5150 posted:

Yesssss lets do 08 Indy again.

The best year ever.. should have just drawn names out of a hat then had the 2 play rock paper scissors to drag race bracket style to determine the winner of the ironman milk jug.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 00:04

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

I'm more excited about the 20mph closing rates on a single lane race track

# ? Jul 17, 2015 00:16

Uncle Jam: Aug 20, 2005; Perfect

For some reason they call the 4 banger cars here cyber stocks. They're still pretty good.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 00:23

Quantrill: Nov 18, 2005

Uncle Jam posted:

For some reason they call the 4 banger cars here cyber stocks. They're still pretty good.

Do you live in the 1980's?

# ? Jul 17, 2015 00:53

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

I keep hearing "Country" singers reference NASCAR in their songs.

It seriously sounds like they've never seen a race in their lives, and are just using it to fill some sort of quota for "redneck" references. Hope i don't come across as a snob or anything, but I just don't find them very believable.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:02

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

FuzzySkinner posted:

I keep hearing "Country" singers reference NASCAR in their songs.

It seriously sounds like they've never seen a race in their lives, and are just using it to fill some sort of quota for "redneck" references. Hope i don't come across as a snob or anything, but I just don't find them very believable.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:05

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

VikingSkull posted:

I put "Country" in quotes for a reason. I don't consider what gets played on the radio to be real Country.

Marty Robbins loving owns. He's legit.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 01:08

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

VikingSkull posted:

Did Marty Robbins do any dirt racing that you know of? When I was at Smoky Mountain Speedway they had the Hall of fame board from Atomic Speedway on the wall there and he was on it.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 04:14

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

That's his dirt car right there lol

# ? Jul 17, 2015 11:11

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Fun fact: Jeff Gordon has not won at New Hampshire since The '90s (1998).

How the hell is that possible?

# ? Jul 17, 2015 15:07

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

Because Jeff Gordon is poo poo and everyone is still pretending he's good. I mean, his last championship was 14 years ago.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:21

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Fun fact: Jeff Gordon has not won at New Hampshire since The '90s (1998).

How the hell is that possible?

Well, other people won, instead.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 16:26

Nit Wit Dog Shit: Sep 28, 2000; Toilet Rascal

FuzzySkinner posted:

I keep hearing "Country" singers reference NASCAR in their songs.

It seriously sounds like they've never seen a race in their lives, and are just using it to fill some sort of quota for "redneck" references. Hope i don't come across as a snob or anything, but I just don't find them very believable.

You can solve this problem by no longer listening to "country." Stick to country & western.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:02

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

literally the only New Hampshire race I can remember is Burton's restrictor plate wire to wire disaster

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:03

Uncle Jam: Aug 20, 2005; Perfect

go3 posted:

literally the only New Hampshire race I can remember is Burton's restrictor plate wire to wire disaster

Coincidentally, that's also kidc s favorite race.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:13

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

go3 posted:

literally the only New Hampshire race I can remember is Burton's restrictor plate wire to wire disaster

You missed the one where Michael Waltrip was Outed as a piece of poo poo

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:36

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Uncle Jam posted:

Coincidentally, that's also kidc s favorite race.

That race was bollocks, dogg.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 18:47

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

That race was bollocks, dogg.

Bollocks, dogg, but not the Dog's Bollocks, right?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dog%27s%20Bollocks

# ? Jul 17, 2015 19:03

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

Was this talked about? RIP Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, a real good bandname.

Also Dale Jr's letter to them is just the Dale Jr-ist thing.

http://www.jrjrmusic.com/post/124165676369/the-future-starts-tomorrow-well-maybe-friday

# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:53

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

~~Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr~~ JR JR is some legit good-rear end tunes, too. Sad to see that name go but I get why.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:17

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

I have never listened to Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr Jr Jr

e- are they one of the country bands Fuzzy doesn't like

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:18

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

I have never listened to Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr Jr Jr

e- are they one of the country bands Fuzzy doesn't like

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh4etIJx7Oc

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:28

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

I made it 20 seconds in

for reference I'm going to see Slayer on Sunday

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:29

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

The video features a more competitive race than anything we've seen this year, but the music's not everyone's scene probably.

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:31

Uncle Jam: Aug 20, 2005; Perfect

VikingSkull posted:

I have never listened to Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr Jr Jr

e- are they one of the country bands Fuzzy doesn't like

A country band from Detroit lol

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:32

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Uncle Jam posted:

A country band from Detroit lol

hey Kid Rock loves his stars and bars

# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:38

Cygni: Nov 12, 2005; raring to post

kidcoelacanth posted:

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh4etIJx7Oc

i like this song, also i cant help but like ol' jewynbugg

# ? Jul 17, 2015 23:56

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

ARCA is happening right now from A Good Track, Iowa. FOX Sports 1.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 02:17

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

CBJSprague24 posted:

ARCA is happening right now from A Good Track, Iowa. FOX Sports 1.

turned it on, saw a tire asplode. i hope hoosier makes arca tires forever.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 02:45

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

Having a tire issue at Talladega after it's repave was peak Hoosier. Goodyear's Brickyard shitstorm wasn't as dumb as that.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 03:37

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

To be fair tires of all brands were complete poo poo in the bias ply era

# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:18

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

VikingSkull posted:

To be fair tires of all brands were complete poo poo in the bias ply era

That was Hoosier in 2008 or 2009 having tire problems at Talladega. Reminds me Stenhouse almost flipped in that race and Scott Speed had a big wreck too I think.

# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:23

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

In ARCA? I was talking Cup, but yeah I missed the Dega repave part

I need to go to bed

# ? Jul 18, 2015 04:25

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

FuzzySkinner posted:

I keep hearing "Country" singers reference NASCAR in their songs.

It seriously sounds like they've never seen a race in their lives, and are just using it to fill some sort of quota for "redneck" references. Hope i don't come across as a snob or anything, but I just don't find them very believable.

i am shocked that painted up tarts from santa barbara have never experienced anything that wasn't a mall or a la freeway

shocked

# ? Jul 18, 2015 05:30

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

real country died with the Dixie Chicks

# ? Jul 18, 2015 12:26

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

VikingSkull posted:

real country died with Earl

# ? Jul 18, 2015 13:47

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 09:19

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

Earl and Jules, buds in heaven

# ? Jul 18, 2015 14:20

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