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PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm glad he's injured. It can only help the Pirates. Lol at arguing from moral superiority as a Cardinals fan.

Looks like it was just a cramp, he could have stayed in but the Cards were up 7 at that point.

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Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
In other news Jon Miller is an Imagine Dragons fan.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


PotatoJudge posted:

Looks like it was just a cramp, he could have stayed in but the Cards were up 7 at that point.

Only a cramp? That's terrible.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

you can pencil in joe panik for a couple hits every night, it's like clockwork and it owns

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Help Wanted: Offense for the Mets

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
mauer :allears:

e: sano :haw:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

You know it was a terrible pitch when Mauer pulls it and hits it off the wall.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
gently caress you Oakland bullpen.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Perkins :smith:

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

slider, slider, slider, slider, slider, slider, and then just to shake things up, Romo throws.... a slider

and thats a winner :)

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
noooo perk

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

well poo poo

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Billy Burns is so cool

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Cardinals lineup today includes Tommy Pham in left field, Pete Kozma at 3rd base and Tim Cooney pitching. Welp, so much for a sweep.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe
Cardinals going for the sweep! The sky over Busch is the kind of gray that swallows baseballs and makes fielding anything popped up high just a bit more fun.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
JONATHAN SCHOOOOOOOOOOP.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Pancakes posted:

Cardinals lineup today includes Tommy Pham in left field, Pete Kozma at 3rd base and Tim Cooney pitching. Welp, so much for a sweep.

:barf: not gonna bother watching.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
:siren: Blue Jays Hit A Baseball that Chris Archer Threw :siren:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

:barf: not gonna bother watching.

Today's a Chris Sale day, so there's that at least. On the other hand my girlfriend, a lifelong Sox fan, insists that Hawk isn't that bad and doesn't mute him.

Edit: Cooney wears #66? As a Cardinals pitcher? I'll give him points for not being superstitious in a fundamentally superstitious game but still, #66?

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Jul 19, 2015

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
RIP Pirates 2015

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I gotta say, they said Marco Estrada had a good rear end changeup, and that is a good loving changeup.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe

Pancakes posted:

Cardinals lineup today includes Tommy Pham in left field, Pete Kozma at 3rd base and Tim Cooney pitching. Welp, so much for a sweep.

I made the mistake of going out and having fun last night, so I mostly missed the rout. And this is the game I get to see as a reward for having partying last night.

$2 says Kozma does something offensively that gives Matheny hope and he keeps him on the roster because loyalty grit scrappy Matheny.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

This ump has a terrible zone

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe
Is that Kurt loving Warner in the booth?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


TheIncredulousHulk posted:

This ump has a terrible zone

he certainly isnt doing Gallardo any favors



lol Beltre

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

tarlibone posted:

Is that Kurt loving Warner in the booth?

Praise Jesus, He is risen.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress you ump

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

This ump has a terrible zone

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe
Maybe Kozma could ask Cooney for some tips on getting hits.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress


I dont think we are scoring 3 or more runs against Dallas, so :fork:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Cain is pretty good.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I guess one way to minimize the Cooney damage is to face the Mets.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
What does it take to get an error these days? That looked like an easy play to call an error on Infante.

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Oh gently caress you Rodney :suicide:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Rodney is the loving worst

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Mike_V posted:

I guess one way to minimize the Cooney damage is to face the Mets.

Uhhh yeah :stare: just checked in on the game and it's scoreless in the 6th? how the hell? Is Cooney maybe not complete garbage? or do the Mets just suck that bad?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
Am I???
Fun Shoe

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Uhhh yeah :stare: just checked in on the game and it's scoreless in the 6th? how the hell? Is Cooney maybe not complete garbage? or do the Mets just suck that bad?

Even better, Cooney's got two hits. So far in this game, he's been better at the plate than any of his teammates.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Ok Mike, take him out.

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

zack grienke is pretty good, guys

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Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
This Cards/Mets game is getting aggravating

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