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n. stuff like fleshlights, watermelons etc all count, but so do animals and hypothetical beings such as dragons/aliens etcetera. alright, ive laid out the rules, now its time to talk about what the least humanoid thing is that you would put your erect dick inside of , in order to cum.
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the op and his mother
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A rich, buttery brioche loaf
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OP's dad
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Jul 19, 2015 18:49
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not at the same time though that would be weird
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Jul 19, 2015 18:49
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Just the op, not his mother
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Jul 19, 2015 18:49
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dirt
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Mashed potatoes
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barneydick cumberbitch
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Jul 19, 2015 18:50
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a ******
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Jul 19, 2015 18:53
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you can also say stuff that doesnt have a solid form like "air" but i dont think theres any funny answers you can give for that. lets face it , the funniest answers will probably be painful stuff like a cup full of razors or mechanical machines such as airplanes and tractors
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Jul 19, 2015 18:54
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what is it for you op??
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Ramsus posted:dirt I.N.R.I posted:you can also say stuff that doesnt have a solid form like "air" but i dont think theres any funny answers you can give for that. lets face it , the funniest answers will probably be painful stuff like a cup full of razors or mechanical machines such as airplanes and tractors with ants
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Jul 19, 2015 18:56
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XMNN posted:what is it for you op?? Probably a female Jew
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Jul 19, 2015 18:56
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A condom.
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Jul 19, 2015 18:57
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they would have to be in human mode though
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Jul 19, 2015 18:57
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I.N.R.I posted:Probably a female Jew goddammit i bet gnarly isnt even going to probate you for this life is so unfair
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Jul 19, 2015 18:57
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thats a bit antisemitic i would say
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Jul 19, 2015 18:59
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:goddammit i bet gnarly isnt even going to probate you for this Why would I get probated by a mod for that?
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I.N.R.I posted:Why would I get probated by a mod for that? you wont, thats what im saying jeez did you even read my post
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Jul 19, 2015 19:02
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A rotting pumpkin left out in the sun, so that its warm
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Jul 19, 2015 19:04
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medical waste bag
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:goddammit i bet gnarly isnt even going to probate you for this INRI has been "probed" many times, leading to many  from his fanboys and many chuckles from me
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Jul 19, 2015 19:05
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:A rotting pumpkin left out in the sun, so that its warm Strong choice. its probably easily possible to cum from loving a warm pumpkin
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Jul 19, 2015 19:05
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i hosed the twins before 9/11 yep. the twin towers. had sex with both of em. jealous much?  rip pretty ladies.
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Jul 19, 2015 19:08
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:INRI has been "probed" many times, leading to many racist stereotypes + hate speech are extreely legal in GBS
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:INRI has been "probed" many times, leading to many Yeah, that is pretty funny. E: Your mom, OP.
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Jul 19, 2015 19:28
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A Kardashian, maybe.
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Jul 19, 2015 19:39
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The networked alien consciousness of complex microbial life that in billion-year bursts deep underneath the crust of the earth, which forms a noosphere of intelligence, each cell analogous to a neuron, each community forming a cortex and part of a world-spanning brain dreaming away the lifespan of the universe. would def gently caress it
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Jul 19, 2015 19:40
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Any time I jack off
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Jul 19, 2015 20:27
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i'd probably take one of those big cardboard cylinders they use to ship big posters and put soft things like delicate cotton sheets or those lotiony tissues for when you have a cold and keep blowin and blowin the nose but you don't want the nose to get all red and raw so they put lotion on the tissues to soothe your nose, well, i'd stuff a bunch of them in the cardboard tube, then i think i'd put the tube between two pillows or maybe wedged into the couch and i'd spit on my dick and just start fuckin it hypothetically for the sake of this discussion
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echopraxia posted:The networked alien consciousness of complex microbial life that in billion-year bursts deep underneath the crust of the earth, which forms a noosphere of intelligence, each cell analogous to a neuron, each community forming a cortex and part of a world-spanning brain dreaming away the lifespan of the universe. u mean like, that big fungus thing living under california or oregon or w/e ?
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Gatekeeper posted:i'd probably take one of those big cardboard cylinders they use to ship big posters and put soft things like delicate cotton sheets or those lotiony tissues for when you have a cold and keep blowin and blowin the nose but you don't want the nose to get all red and raw so they put lotion on the tissues to soothe your nose, well, i'd stuff a bunch of them in the cardboard tube, then i think i'd put the tube between two pillows or maybe wedged into the couch and i'd spit on my dick and just start fuckin it hypothetically for the sake of this discussion Strong choice
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Jul 19, 2015 21:35
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The shower.
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Jul 19, 2015 21:38
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Probably another dude, i don't know.
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Jul 20, 2015 04:07
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i used to chop vegetables for a living and i used to think about sticking my dick in the dicer not fantasize so much as entertain myself with the thought
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Jul 20, 2015 04:20
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Colorful, friendly sea anemone
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:Colorful, friendly sea anemone kind and gentle creature, probably very good for a sex thing
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meatball sub
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rob zombie
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