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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

RIP FC Dallas

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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
God, these RSL announcers are loving terrible.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Shrapnig posted:

You're "friendly rivalry" post made me sick to my stomach you son of a bitch.

I'm less inclined to like your team solely on the basis of having to traverse the entire turnpike to see your team

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Also lol Timbers

E: holy gently caress that's some racism on that Goal Gong

Your Boy Fancy fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Jul 2, 2015

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Good job RSL whew I was worried the Timbers might actually win a trophy!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Round 5 results:

Philadelphia Union 2 - 1 D.C. United
Orlando City SC 2 - 0 Columbus Crew SC
Chicago Fire 3 - 1 Charlotte Independence
Houston Dynamo 1 - 0 Colorado Rapids
Red Bull New York 4 - 1 New York Cosmos
Sporting Kansas City 6 - 2 FC Dallas
Real Salt Lake 2 - 0 Portland Timbers
San Jose Earthquakes 0 - 1 Los Angeles Galaxy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Go...Chicago? Sure, why not?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

whypick1 posted:

Go...Chicago? Sure, why not?

Can't allow that, they would be the first MLS team to 5, and that could be the Sounders next year. :colbert:

I think I'll go with OCSC because nothing says passing the smug fan torch like winning an Open Cup.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ah, good point. Orlando it is then.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
gently caress every team that isn't mine and go Philly to spite you all in order (NJ, then CHI/ORL, then the entire west)

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Your Boy Fancy posted:

gently caress every team that isn't mine and go Philly to spite you all in order (NJ, then CHI/ORL, then the entire west)

:agreed:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Because of some international friendly tournament, the Quarterfinals are spread out over a week. Oh well!

7/14
Real Salt Lake vs. Los Angeles Galaxy

7/21
Red Bull New York vs. Philadelphia Union
Sporting Kansas City vs. Houston Dynamo

7/22
Chicago Fire vs. Orlando City SC

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Yall are missing a party in Salt Lake

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Also Joao Plata looks like a guy who took steroids while trapped in a coffee can

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
And Rowe is doing some Dirty Jobs in goal for LA.

Right until that moment. gently caress THE loving GALAXY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERRARD WIN THE CUP

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Your Boy Fancy posted:

And Rowe is doing some Dirty Jobs in goal for LA.

Right until that moment. gently caress THE loving GALAXY HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GERRARD WIN THE CUP

This post brought me a lot of joy.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Was Taters posted:

This post brought me a lot of joy.

qft

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

I wonder if there will be more philly fans than ny fans at this game. there are ten buses full of people about to leave from chester

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
gently caress THE loving JERSEY FUCKS UNTKL THEY BLEED TO DEATH

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Seriously you're a man up with THAT squad against THIS Union side and you concede on the basis of a complete disinterest in defending

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
Be fair, the player sent off was Casey so really we're talking addition by subtraction

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Active meltdown live on YouTube. So good. The Red Bulls Will Never Win Anything

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Did...did the Union just hit both posts again??

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

oh my

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam
gently caress the earth

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
That there's some bullshit

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Doops.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
Classic Union fucktardery! Let's hope they can survive until pks

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Big John McCarthy is bad at goalkeeping.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Aristegueta is easily the Union's best player right now. And the Philly defending is atrocious, with all these players handling things a yard and a half from the loving goal

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Holy poo poo that was a good save.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Fun game. Lots of thrills. Union might bullshit their way to the Cup yet.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
So the CBA forbidding the 24-hour turnaround means the RBNY players are getting penalty pay out the rear end, right?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
"Lol"

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Fred.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Fake and gay.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Jersey Will Never Win Trophies

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Is this week PK Week or something?

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
gently caress the pink cows! Union open cup magic

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

kami posted:

gently caress the pink cows

Don't do this.

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