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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2cXvUvvuAM

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


buddhanc posted:

salt lick?

Definitely.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

An Iowa chop seems like Iowa had nothing of value and was so desperate they were just grasping at straws and that was the result.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Yes, like Detroit-style pizza. (which is delicious)

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Deki posted:

I have lived less than 5 miles from the Iowa border before, and I've never even heard of an Iowa chop before this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFS8jwilmHQ

That place is actually a famous stop for presidential candidates and stuff specifically for the Chop.

Sorry you didn't learn any culture while you were near here.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
ive lived in iowa my whole life and have never heard about the iowa chop

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao the crown jewel of your food culture is a bland pork chop

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

what happened posted:

ive lived in iowa my whole life and have never heard about the iowa chop

Pretty sure it's that thing Rick Flair does when he gets you caught up by the turnbuckle

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Maybe the Iowa chop is such a jealously-guarded secret that they kill the people who find out about it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Boner Zone posted:

lmao the crown jewel of your food culture is a bland pork chop

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

what happened posted:

ive lived in iowa my whole life and have never heard about the iowa chop

Seriously? Its a thing. They even named the hockey team the "Chops" lol.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe

Jastiger posted:

Seriously? Its a thing. They even named the hockey team the "Chops" lol.

we have a hockey team?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

what happened posted:

we have a hockey team?

yea the Chops

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The Iowa Chops won the loving Stanley Cup last year you maroon.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

lol mascot is an angry pig with an apple in its mouth

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





RCarr posted:

The Iowa Chops won the loving Stanley Cup last year you maroon.

there's a stanley cup?

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
roll chops

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah Iowa is world famous for its hockey.

And apparently its curling???

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Jastiger posted:

Yeah Iowa is world famous for its hockey.

And apparently its curling???

It's also world famous for being a lovely place to live.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

I took a dump one time in Iowa

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

buddhanc posted:

I took a dump one time in Iowa

national treasure


vols bitch

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

That Works posted:

It's also world famous for being a lovely place to live.

You need to post some content. You already know about the Des Moines thread, now you're just trolling.

MODS!?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


buddhanc posted:

I took a dump one time in Iowa

So did God

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
hockey is a lovely sport

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

it is a good SLIPKNOT song or something

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



basement jihadist posted:

it is a good SLIPKNOT song or something

Slipknot has good songs?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Daedra posted:

vols bitch

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013

Jastiger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFS8jwilmHQ

That place is actually a famous stop for presidential candidates and stuff specifically for the Chop.

Sorry you didn't learn any culture while you were near here.



This is a place that presidents go to where they don't have to lie about liking the food.

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Rofl. LMAO!

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Skrill.exe posted:

I know nothing less about anything than I know about Delaware.

it's naturally beautiful. by virtue of being a peninsula, the seafood is really drat good, especially soft shell crabs, oysters and clams. it also has some of the best beaches on the eastern coast. also by virtue of being a peninsula, the climate is really great with both mild summers and winters. i don't know how it is now, but back when I was a kid delware dumped a bunch of money into the parks and whatnot, so most of the shbit you could do was free or very low cost. there is just one issue: both dupont and goretek have (had?) their chief chemical producing factories there and pretty much polluted the poo poo out of the northern part of delware with loving cadmium, so there is always kind of an undercurrent of crazy going on with people from north delware. just stay the gently caress away from wilmington and you'll be ok.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

@2:38 "It's like Kennedy said, no matter how much you tan you'll never be as dark as your nipples"

RodShaft
Jul 31, 2003
Like an evil horny Santa Claus.


That Works posted:

It's also world famous for being a lovely place to live.

Meh. I really liked the town I lived in for 6 years(Waverly), every state that's not The South has it's goods and bads.

For content, if anyone ever visits the south(first off, don't) check out the plaque on any given statue in whatever town you're visiting(there'll be a statue, it's in the square across from the antique store/"museum"). It really tries to make it sound like they won the civil war, and is hilarious.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Jastiger posted:

uncalled for. Iowa Chops are actually good and people see value in it.

That looks like Chocolate Meat. Disgusting, and inedible.

Pork chops. Pork chops are good. Iowa chops are pork chops in Iowa. Which is to say they don't exist, because they are just pork chops.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Jastiger posted:

The IOWA CHOP.



You have been defeated.

lmfbo

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Lancaster, OH qualifies as the south in my book...

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2015/07/23/recruiting-center-shot-fired.html

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmbo that most of the rest of the country seems to be honorarily southern according to this thread

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006

Boner Zone posted:

lmbo that most of the rest of the country seems to be honorarily southern according to this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuS1XoRoJs

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/louisiana-gunman-was-a-confederate-flag-flying-tea-party-kook-who-hated-obama-and-admired-hitler/

I mean this happened.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Saucy Slit posted:

Lived in Chelsea, LES, and Astoria. Worked in Morningside Heights. Sure ....y'all Brooklynites are super proud as much as the other boroughs are. But there is definitely an inter-borough rivalry. Always talking poo poo on each other thinking one's better than the other for the lamest reason.
Whatever ...I love all the boroughs. But gently caress me you Brooklyn heads are so hype on Brooklyn.

But...I'm from Queens originally.

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Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

My house last weekend. This is what happens when you move south.

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