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Big Show wins by countout. We should wait and see. The Big Show went to spear Dean Ambrose through the barricade, but Dean dodged. We should wait and see. -FOUR HOURS OF SUMMERSLAM -Fandango vs Neville. Short match. Neville won. Stardust cut a promo through the big screen. It was a bad promo and Stardust is bad. Wretched. We should wait and see. -Paige was talking with Charlotte and Becky. Sasha, Naomi, and Tamina interrupted in such a way that everybody is facing the camera. They were reading from a script written by a person that doesn't talk to other people. This is bad. Women be fightin', y'all. -Paige vs Sasha. Charlotte and Becky were wearing Paige shirts in the ring, even though they were wearing their own shirts in the segment we just saw. The Three Bella Twins were watching backstage because we absolutely needed to see that. Paige did a dive. Hulk Hogan is a racist. We should wait and see, though. We got to see the Bellas watching AGAIN. Sasha won an STO. She calls it the Sasha Tap Out. -Renee Young was on TV for a quarter second before a commercial. There's a documentary about the Kliq. They gangbanged Lex Luger. -Rusev it out with Summer. He's in love with Summer. He gave her a puppy. The dog's name is Dog Ziggler. He also gave Summer a fish. The fish's name is Lana. Lana comes out and talks. Summer is still holding the fish. Lana rubbed Summer's face in the fish and slapped Rusev before leaving. These segments are so much better without Dolph Ziggler. -after a grueling week of absence, Brock Lesnar is back. Dave Meltzer joined ISIS and gets 72 virgins, but that pales in comparison to the action he got in Japan. -Lucha Dragons vs Los Matadores. PTP on commentary. there was a bad springboard blockbuster. Titus O'Neil is amazing at every aspect of wrestling, except for the wrestling part. Kofi Kingston is the REAL MEGA DAD. The New Day did a run-in on commentary. Oklahoma City shows, y'all. -we get a recap of the Bray vs Roman match at Battleground. We should wait and see. -Bray Wyatt is lumbering out to the ring. Breathing heavily, he talks about family and asks us if we love them. Well, I do love my family. s/o to my fam. j/o to kane. He's still talking. He's talking about Luke Harper now. Luke Harper is talking. Something is all of our fault. He should stop talking. Bray Wyatt is talking again. He stopped talking now. What the hell was that? -Charlotte and Becky Lynch, who have changed shirts again, come out to the ring to face Nikki Bella and Alicia Fox-Bella. I wonder if we'll see Team BAD watching the match backstage twice. brie mode. cmon nikki. thankyoustephananie. Alicia Fox broke her head. TEAM BAD SPOTTED 1ST TIME. Nikki is doing pushups. what the gently caress was that? Becky Lynch tagged in. Becky Lynch tapped out Alicia Fox with an armbar. She calls it the Becky Tap Out. -Tough Enough recap. The last week Hogan is judging, the black guy goes home. -Seamus, the winner of money in the bank, is on commentary for Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens. Sting will be at Summerslam, which is four hours gently caress you. They wrestle outside for a bit. Hey, remember when Sheamus won money in the bank? Striking Yak is cool. Randy Orton he do a powerslam. The powerslam is four hours. Sheamus, mister money in the bank, kicked Randy Orton for the dq. Oklahoma City. Cesaro attacked the ring and got a powerbomb for his effort. Kevin owens and Sheamus stand tall over everybody. - John Cena is being interviewed by Renee Young. John Cena is confident going against Rollins, who is a bad champion. Even worst than Daniel Bryan. -John Cena, the greatest man to ever join ISIS, runs out to the ring and he's ready to wrestle Seth Rollins who is the worst champion. Summerslam is going to be four hours. Seth did a flying knee. Seth Rollins, being the lovely champion he is, busted open Dear Champion John Cena. John Cena did the springboard stunner, but Rollins countered the AA. John Cena is waving off doctors and his nose looks *bad*. They did EddievsDavey.gif but they never left the ring. Cena wins because he's way better. Please see a doctor. A real one, not those quacks like Daniel Bryan sees before saying "I hope to be back by the Royal Rumble" and then be back at the Rumble but be in no shape to compete, much less win. The Kliq Gangbanged Lex Luger.  
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:jhon cnea broke he nose A shameful cena.
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How many wrestling people are going to join ISIS god dammit
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Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless Then Now FOREVER
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So Cena broke his nose big deal. CIMA broke his nose and lost his front teeth and lost his hair. Why aren't Cole and JBL putting him over like God?
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:wwe is very good and smart Is that why their whole roster is joining ISIS?
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless you finally learned and now you can grow as a person
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Writer Cath posted:Is that why their whole roster is joining ISIS? vince knows a winner when he sees one
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless lol
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless join us
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Cena beat Rollins clean and made him tap out. Now that we know this we can focus on a more important matter: The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar main event at SummerSlam sponsored by Mtn Dew and Golden Corral and Jimmy John's.
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oatgan posted:lol Kindly ease up on the laughs at my expense oatgan I am not just upset about wrestling thanks much
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless Welcome to Cynical Squad, Foochsy.
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Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:-Tough Enough recap. The last week Hogan is judging, the black guy goes home. 
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless always look on the bright side of life
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I would like to laugh at anyone that argued having Steph in the introductory NXT Divas segment a few weeks ago was anything but a massive ego stroke.
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wrestling is trash and so am i
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Angular Landbury posted:Where did all the ISIS jokes come from? Jokes?
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Can't believe it Kofi smh #isis
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless No.... NO!
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Big Bob Pataki posted:wrestling is trash and so am i Hey, at least Dez re-signed.
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Dimebags Brain posted:Also WWE is bad, don't watch it. Raw wasn't that bad, but that was a bad match to book for a main event. SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless Like gun control legislation, workers rights, the wealth gap, killing climate change deniers, killing racism, american foreign policy, american domestic policy, science funding, student loan reform, repairing American infrastructure, and killing our dependence on dirty fuels world wide.
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Can't wait to see who joins ISIS next week. At least there's one storyline going places.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless foochs did you see the fish segment, that was really good and "It's a fish" is possibly one of the best lines to come out of WWE in ages, look on the bright side
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Life is suffering I want to die and all my optimism is pointless Foochs is broken for the 50th time. Then Now FOREVER
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:Can't wait to see who joins ISIS next week. At least there's one storyline going places. im thinking about it
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