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I haven't paid to see a movie since 2003
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:25 |
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hobbies: idiot bitch retard
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 00:27 |
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taint reaped ag... wait a minute what the gently caress is this, it's like reverse-taint reapism
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:08 |
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By goon definition using the 9/11 method I am a millennial. But I think you hate me for different reasons.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:26 |
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I offered a girl with big tits a job six posts ago and didn't get a response, typical Millenial.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 01:40 |
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I have a degree and would love to put it to work for you at this starbucks for $10 an hour.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 05:38 |
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So you're telling me that I can't use my dad as a reference?
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 05:43 |
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CoolCat posted:is php still a thing? yeah it runs like almost half the internet still lol
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:28 |
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hmm by 'whats my sex?' do you mean my pre op or post op sexual genitalia or do you mean the gender i identify as? because i'm gender fluid and at any given time could full into multiple categories.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:37 |
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I have lopped off and reattached my penis multiple times in my life, and have had no less than 3 surgically placed vaginas. But there always comes a time to move on...
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 15:55 |
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:14 |
-Self Deprecation -Awfulness -Irony (?) -Unreliable Narration -Advanced English Degre
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 16:46 |
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- decades of suffering experience - will cry with gratitude at phrases like "good job"
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:10 |
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- knows the name of all my little pony characters from memory
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 17:42 |
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● Can recite all the dialogue from Monty Python & The Holy Grail from memory.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:14 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:● Can recite all the dialogue from Monty Python & The Holy Grail from memory. ITT you're a LAST millennial writing down your skills on a job application
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:16 |
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have over 1000 followers on twitch.tv
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:31 |
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Has a YouTube with more than 509 views
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:37 |
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I can and have cast ~magic missile~ against level 6 Gundark's in the Fields of Cormallen.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 18:42 |
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EngineerSean posted:I offered a girl with big tits a job six posts ago and didn't get a response, typical Millenial. Was cleaning the house. PM me to discuss further.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:01 |
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Thunder Moose posted:I can and have cast ~magic missile~ against level 6 Gundark's in the Fields of Cormallen. faker, gundarks are star wars not d&d
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:10 |
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PhD, Physics. Wavelet analysis, experimental design, MATLAB, C, Python, LaTeX. Wrote neat wavelet filter bank libraries. 10+ peer-reviewed publications. Experience in condensed matter experiment, photonics, and biophysics. Jobs are scarce and competitive in my desired fields. Guess I better settle for machine learning at a loving health insurance company.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:23 |
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LaTeX in 2015, folks.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:25 |
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You went too far everyone knows PhDs are insufferable dicks with no common sense. It was in the blood contract you signed to finish your dissertation.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:32 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:You went too far everyone knows PhDs are insufferable dicks with no common sense. 600 posts in a decade. He may be real.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:33 |
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TwoFire posted:600 posts in a decade. He may be real. Don't worry. After I take a mind-numbing job and turn down invite after invite to the local PUA meetup group from my peers in 'Strategic Modeling' I'll wallow in a pit of depression deeper than any of that I've experienced in school and become the poo poo post king. The acknowledgement of my posts in fact being by anonymous internet peers will be the sole, slender thread keeping me alive.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:46 |
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I dont even know how to make a resume. *goes back to jerking it to animes*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:49 |
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Astrofig posted:Was cleaning the house. PM me to discuss further. Spends 22 hours cleaning the house, which is great if I wanted to stare at the maid but not for most other jobs. *chomps on cigar*
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 19:57 |
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Kudaros posted:The acknowledgement of my posts in fact being by anonymous internet peers will be the sole, slender thread keeping me alive. stay safe poverty shitpost
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:09 |
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Stottie Kyek posted:* Social Media Expert i could be wrong but it looks like having the title social media expert can afford him oliver peoples glasses, which makes me sweaty enough to drop the business card i was holding
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:26 |
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EngineerSean posted:Spends 22 hours cleaning the house, which is great if I wanted to stare at the maid but not for most other jobs. LOL, what maid do you know who doesn't sleep or bathe? *notices also commented on my tits* Oh. The chained up in a closet kind. Gotcha....
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:52 |
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- willing to spend up to 1 hour per day actually doing work
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:53 |
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i found this thing at a garage sale its called a cassette or something hey dad why dont you show me how to work this while i eat the eggs
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 20:54 |
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Astrofig posted:LOL, what maid do you know who doesn't sleep or bathe? you started talking about your tits first so well maybe I took the joke too far, send me a PM with your skillset and I'll see what I can do
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 21:27 |
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Only able to work on non-Clan meeting days
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 21:35 |
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this interview process is so triggering me right now
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 21:35 |
Now I really want to know if Astrofig gets the job cleaning EngineerSean's torture closet.
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:08 |
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Justin Godscock posted:Only able to work on non-Klan meeting days
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:10 |
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TwoFire posted:ITT you're a LAST millennial writing down your skills on a job application TwoFire posted:this interview process is so triggering me right now
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# ? Jul 29, 2015 22:18 |
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Millennial resumes get sent to the shredder. Seriously not worth the time and effort, then the whole process of explaining company dress code and how their tats aren't compatible with company appearance in a professional environment... ugh
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