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Golden Goat posted:Keep in mind if you do that he will appear and have a shitfit at you. It seems like he's searching regularly for videos of people playing his game.  for gods shake this entire site was is founded on a grand tradition of mocking morons on the internet.
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Let me clarify. If you're going to do this he will appear, so make sure you're tearing the game apart.
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You guys need to tear this dude a new one. Just hearing him talk makes me want to shove him into a locker and steal his lunch money.
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Gammatron 64 posted:You guys need to tear this dude a new one. Just hearing him talk makes me want to shove him into a locker and steal his lunch money. I am looking forward to Page quoting this post. Could this be a side-by-side playthrough of MME and Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jul 30, 2015 |
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Jul 30, 2015 20:35
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This thread just went from fun to magical. 
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Discendo Vox posted:I am looking forward to Page quoting this post. Sober Simon needs to comment on the good game and Drunk Simon needs to comment on the bad game. Preferably in drunken German.
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Dirk the Average posted:Sober Simon needs to comment on the good game and Drunk Simon needs to comment on the bad game. Preferably in drunken German. At this point, in my mind, there's no such thing as Sober Simon.
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Discendo Vox posted:I am looking forward to Page quoting this post. I hope he pays the $10 to come defend his creation here.
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Jul 30, 2015 21:48
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Gammatron 64 posted:I hope he pays the $10 to come defend his creation here. Of course he will. He needs to make sure the unwashed masses can revel in the light of his all-encompassing wisdom and enlightenment. Also, how dare we possibly discuss his masterwork without a proper introduction to his wisdom? edit: Period is not question mark.
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Dirk the Average posted:Sober Simon needs to comment on the good game and Drunk Simon needs to comment on the bad game. Preferably in drunken German.
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Simply Simon posted:Denkst der blede Saubreiß daad des vastüi? Is ja koa gscheids dableckn nachat.  Drunken German is evidently largely a different language from actual German, according to Google.
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Gammatron 64 posted:I hope he pays the $10 to come defend his creation here. Simon et al, please include a link to the thread in the description of the next video you upload. Dirk the Average posted:Sober Simon needs to comment on the good game and Drunk Simon needs to comment on the bad game. Preferably in drunken German. I'd actually prefer Sober Simon generally. Good analysis is good analysis, whether the game is bad or good. I don't agree with a number of Simon's views on mega man design, but when he's drunk I don't really get anything out of it.
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Simply Simon posted:Denkst der blede Saubreiß daad des vastüi? Is ja koa gscheids dableckn nachat. It's everything I wanted and I have no idea what it means.
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Simply Simon posted:Denkst der blede Saubreiß daad des vastüi? Is ja koa gscheids dableckn nachat. Surprise spikes! What do I win?
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Drunk Simon is best Simon.
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Dabir posted:Surprise spikes! You win Surprise Spikes. Surprised? Sadly, I am not surprised he's a Gater, or at the least a Gater supporter. The namesearching, the arguments that miss the point (Allows the argument to continue in the hope that he'll hit on the point that will "win" the argument), the choice in conspiracy laden videos... It's a pattern I've been seeing all too often this past nine, ten months, and I'm really starting to get tired of it. And yes, defending Sniper Joes with chargeshot block as a good design choice is not a good hill to die on. Enemy and obstacle placement in this level seems designed for maximum tedium, and Brightman's Bigger Brother uses (pseudo)random AI/timing in a fangame of a game that has nearly always used randomness on the choice of attack, not the timing of said attack. Can't wait for the next videos.
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JamieTheD posted:Sadly, I am not surprised he's a Gater, or at the least a Gater supporter. I don't think any Mega Man fan, or at least any Mega Man fan that has played Battle Network 2, wouldn't be a Gater supporter. I mean have you used that thing? It's the best move in the game, possibly the series, excluding an event-only PA! 
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JamieTheD posted:And yes, defending Sniper Joes with chargeshot block as a good design choice is not a good hill to die on. Enemy and obstacle placement in this level seems designed for maximum tedium... Well, if you're fast enough and by just barely connecting the hitbox around his foot you can force feed Joe a charge shot, but it's pointless as it takes more than a few to take one down. I don't get why you're even allowed to charge your shot other than the bigger hitbox. Almost every enemy can take a poo poo ton of damage. Combat Lobster fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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Blaze Dragon posted:I don't think any Mega Man fan, or at least any Mega Man fan that has played Battle Network 2, wouldn't be a Gater supporter. I mean have you used that thing? It's the best move in the game, possibly the series, excluding an event-only PA!
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I was stone cold sober when typing that. Proper Bavarian requires language discipline  .
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I did it. Take that CS guy!  
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Jul 31, 2015 07:55
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Combat Lobster posted:I did it. Take that CS guy! As it turns out, these Sniper Joes don't actually react to charged shots specifically, they react to ALL shots. Their blocking ability depends on a counter. Once the counter goes above a certain amount, the Joe will block the next shot. However, you know how there is an animation for Sniper Joe's eye to look around? If he opts to NOT do that, it will set the timer and counter to false, meaning you will actually be able to hurt him the next time Sniper Joe fires. 
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Time to get Punk out of the way. Megaman Eternal #6: The Megaman Humiliators (Heavy Sigh, NGDBSS, Mateo360, RJWaters, and Blindcat) Heavy Sigh fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 31, 2015 |
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Jul 31, 2015 19:09
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Are you completely sure that isn't playing at double speed? Too much of that looks unnaturally quick.
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Heavy Sigh posted:Time to get Punk out of the way. I like to think that the censor bleep at the end there was Simon finally joining in on the call to call out something as being utter poo poo.
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maswastaken posted:Are you completely sure that isn't playing at double speed? Too much of that looks unnaturally quick. Don't interfere with Daniel Page's artistic vision
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anilEhilated posted:Well, that was a stage. That was most certainly something. I half want to ask the creator, if he ever shows up to 'defend' his 'masterpiece', what his justification was for making each fight a one-shot, in terms of your chances. I mean, I suppose I can get the concept of wanting to reward skill with bonuses.....but for gently caress's sake, when your weapons suck even half as bad as the ones do in this, you shouldn't lock the good weapons behind something that depends on your poo poo-as-gently caress programming being merciful enough to allow someone to fight though.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I like to think that the censor bleep at the end there was Simon finally joining in on the call to call out something as being utter poo poo. As to how I knew about the spoiler and about the weapons often being poo poo, Heavy Sigh had shown off some of the Wily stages on a prior stream and I was struck by how obnoxiously trial-and-error they were.
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NGDBSS posted:Sorry to crush your hopes, but I realized after the fact that I was giving a bit of a spoiler and voluntarily bleeped it myself with Audacity. (The Audacity project file itself was wiped out from a faulty hard drive, but I dug up the MP3 on my Dropbox just to check.) Shut up your facts don't match my headcanon
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I don't know that this game is worth the effort it takes to not spoil the stuff that happens in it.
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I'd just like to add that I appreciated the Punk's Not Dead?! joke.
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Choco1980 posted:I'd just like to add that I appreciated the Punk's Not Dead?! joke. I liked the Sex Pistol one.
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So I was shooting some b-roll of MME, and I think I'm actually having fun playing this game.
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Some of you may remember that I actually tried making a fangame many years ago. So this thread gave me the idea of loving around with Game Maker again. I found this engine online: http://blyka.legends-station.com/?page=examples It's better and more accurate than what I was using before. In fact, I think both Mega Man Eternal and my old game were both based on the engine from the Hard Hat series from Damaged Games (which I can't find online anymore.) It was awful to work with. The guy who made it never commented his code, it didn't support gamepads, making levels was a total chore and you literally had to hardcode in co-ordinates for things... it sucked. It had metric fucktons of problems. Blyka's is much, much better. However, it runs at 30 fps and didn't have gamepad support. I spent a very slow workday reworking all the values in the game so it operates at 60 fps and can use gamepads. You can download what I did here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3LH-6tIWgxxNFJRLVZESm9halk/view?usp=sharing There's an .exe, but you can open the .gm81 file in Game Maker 8.1 to mess around with it. GM 8.1 is no longer supported by Yoyo games, but you all know how to get around that. Also, I added sprites for Mega Man (the original just had Proto Man) and you can switch between them on the stage select by pressing Q and W. I might have messed up the physics on a lot of enemies and Mega Man himself though, it wasn't as simple as doubling all the values in the game. Also, I tweaked his movement to the best of my ability, but I couldn't get it exactly right according to this website: http://tasvideos.org/GameResources/NES/Rockman/Data.html I.E. in MM3, his running speed is about 1.76, but if I don't round his horizontal speed to .5 all the collisions get messed up for some reason. So he moves at 1.5. This guy also barely comments his code and some stuff was a pain to figure out, but he actually planned a lot of things ahead so this one will be much easier to work with.
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Combat Lobster posted:So I was shooting some b-roll of MME, and I think I'm actually having fun playing this game. I...  can anyone explain how it could be put together for that warp to even happen?
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Not without a degree in computer science.
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The warp seems to happen as an unexpected result of terrain ejection routines; if you look at tool-assisted speedruns of the Genesis Sonic games you'll see this abused liberally. The gist is that when something becomes embedded in terrain by accident, the system has to eject it outside the terrain or else all kinds of crazy poo poo happens. But of course there are good ways to process this (eject object and halt momentum orthogonal to terrain)...and then there's what MME did (eject it straight downwards just atop the next piece of flat terrain).
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Heavy Sigh posted:Time to get Punk out of the way. Just thought I should point out that the related videos included a teaser for a sequel.
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