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ff would have been good if there was a scene where ben grimm literally poo poo a brick
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I'm sure in the Ultimate FF comic he breaks a toilet with a giant rock poo poo.
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Aug 10, 2015 10:58
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In an issue of the Hulk he takes residence in the Fantastic Four's Baxter building which had recently been damaged. One of the first things he does is 3D print a replacement of the Thing's giant toilet.
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Aug 10, 2015 11:20
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lol
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Aug 10, 2015 11:42
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:In an issue of the Hulk he takes residence in the Fantastic Four's Baxter building which had recently been damaged. One of the first things he does is 3D print a replacement of the Thing's giant toilet. why does hulk have a green beard
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Aug 10, 2015 11:46
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Margot Robbie is very sexy and I want to see her naked
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Aug 10, 2015 11:50
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Margot Robbie is very sexy and I want to see her naked wolf of wall street my goon sir
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Aug 10, 2015 12:05
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david... posted:why does hulk have a green beard Because he has green hair.
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Aug 10, 2015 12:42
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Why is he talking like a real dude? Shouldn't he be talking like a caveman? Since when is the Hulk just big bruce banner
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PostNouveau posted:Why is he talking like a real dude? Shouldn't he be talking like a caveman? Since when is the Hulk just big bruce banner Something something about returning the Hulk to his conceptual roots as an erudite, misunderstood monster.
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Aug 10, 2015 13:09
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burritolingus posted:Because he has green hair. i thought the hulk has black hair 
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Aug 10, 2015 13:33
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Margot Robbie is very sexy and I want to see her naked Well do I have a surprise for you....
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Aug 10, 2015 13:47
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 It's actually funny how hard this film is getting bashed
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Aug 10, 2015 14:17
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ZombieParts posted:It's actually funny how hard this film is getting bashed It's truly the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes of our time. No scratch that, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes was funny and entertaining.
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Aug 10, 2015 14:23
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There wasn't even enough good material in the movie to put together a good trailer.
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Aug 10, 2015 14:31
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ZombieParts posted:There wasn't even enough good material in the movie to put together a good trailer. True, they had to scavenge some cut footage from the editing room floor to fill it out
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Aug 10, 2015 14:56
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It might have been more interesting if they'd gone with the original weird dark scifi body horror but I still don't think it would have been good Mike + Jay seem a little too enthused about this piece of poo poo
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Aug 10, 2015 15:42
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Grendels Dad posted:It's truly the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes of our time. Gigli. It's the 2010's Gigli
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Aug 10, 2015 16:02
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Booblord Zagats posted:Gigli. It's the 2010's Gigli Naww..its Ishtar
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Aug 10, 2015 16:17
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Monkey Fracas posted:It might have been more interesting if they'd gone with the original weird dark scifi body horror but I still don't think it would have been good I think they got all the film and when they started putting it together the studio was like "poo poo!" Someone literally said "poo poo!" and they had no idea what to do and said "gently caress it, we can't even polish this turd..trim it down to 90ish minutes and get it out there and lets see if we can break even"
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Aug 10, 2015 16:24
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some kinda... Fantastic Four that is almost literally the last scene in this movie lol Oh and don't do head explosions unless you're going to make them R-movie head explosions; gently caress you Fox Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Aug 10, 2015 |
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Aug 10, 2015 16:28
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Mange Mite posted:i thought the hulk has black hair 
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Aug 10, 2015 16:47
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Why would the Hulk wear a shirt with Bruce Banner's picture on it?
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Aug 10, 2015 16:57
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Disproportionately making GBS threads on Fantastic Four makes me feel less guilty about mindlessly consuming other comic movie garbage.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:02
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unlimited shrimp posted:Disproportionately making GBS threads on Fantastic Four makes me feel less guilty about mindlessly consuming other comic movie garbage. I don't think its disproportionate. I think for the first time a lovely comic book movie and its rear end in a top hat hack director is finally almost getting the criticism it deserves.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:05
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david... posted:why does hulk have a green beard He's The Incredible Hipster now
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Aug 10, 2015 17:07
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Applewhite posted:I don't think its disproportionate. I think for the first time a lovely comic book movie and its rear end in a top hat hack director is finally almost getting the criticism it deserves. Yeah, I'd be inclined to agree with you here. Most of the comic movies released now, while not amazing films, are pretty fun but formulaic movies. So when a lovely one comes out that can't atleast follow a safer formula and just ends up being s 90 minute+ shitfest of half baked ideas and mediocre direction/editing/writing/acting, then you're allowed to cry retard and let loose the dogs of bad movie reviews
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Aug 10, 2015 17:10
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Applewhite posted:I don't think its disproportionate. I think for the first time a lovely comic book movie and its rear end in a top hat hack director is finally almost getting the criticism it deserves. I heard he smoked weed
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Aug 10, 2015 17:11
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I agreed with that video in that I'd much rather see what Trank made instead of the studio cut.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:11
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Bonzo posted:Naww..its Ishtar Let's go halfsies and call it this decades "The Spirit"
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Aug 10, 2015 17:12
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Applewhite posted:I don't think its disproportionate. I think for the first time a lovely comic book movie and its rear end in a top hat hack director is finally almost getting the criticism it deserves. I'm glad this trend will continue into the future.
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Aug 10, 2015 17:22
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i dont like this new world with a green haired beard hulk
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Aug 10, 2015 18:16
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maestro_(comics) The one bearded Hulk who owned
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Aug 10, 2015 18:19
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I heard he smoked weed But what's the symbolism?
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Aug 10, 2015 18:19
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so FF is dead right? Didn't Marvel also cancel the series to piss off Fox?
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Aug 10, 2015 18:41
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computer parts posted:I'm glad this trend will continue into the future. I can't wait to bust up on this deadpool movie. Nobody seems to notice that they're using pre-production footage to cobble together a trailer. The hype they're building for this one is at least going to land a strong opening weekend but I bet it's going to be about 100 minutes of mostly not-funny and stupid. They're way over-emphasizing the 4th wall poo poo
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Zombie Boat posted:But what's the symbolism? Well obviously buzzfeed sites are pushing the narrative that the director was a reefer-crazed degenerate who, in a haze of marijuana smoke, destroyed everything in his path. The image conjured of him doing damage to his trailer (or whatever) is consistently mentioned in the same breath as him being removed from the film, in order to imply a causal relationship. He's a monster! What will he destroy next? That way, news sites can allege - but never outright state - that the dope fiend was ruining the film, so FOX executives had to intervene, literally replacing half the completed movie with poorly-integrated sequel teasers in a desperate attempt at saving their money. That way you get a 'controversial' narrative of a mad, pretentious artist in a battle against the rational money guys. And this narrative ultimately gratifies the comic-book fans with the unstated but implicit third option: "If only they had listened to us! We don't care about art or money; we just want to see our childhood friends come to life - with innocence, and joy, and fun. Like in popular film Guardians Of The Galaxy. Follow this link to our listicle about 10 Shocking Things You Didn't Notice About Guardians Of The Galaxy. 15 Reasons Guardians Of The Galaxy Is Better Than Green Lantern. Which Guardians Of The Galaxy Character Are You? Vote Now."
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The prodigal poster returns.
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Bonzo posted:so FF is dead right? Didn't Marvel also cancel the series to piss off Fox? They've been having problems keeping the FF alive for years. The best modern iteration of them is The Incredibles.
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I dont get whats so hard about the fantastic four property. They're 4 superheroes instead of the regular one. It needs to be a team up movie like the Guardians of the Galaxy and the "science" gimmick of theirs should only be used to get them to the actual fantastic adventure I.E Space Adventure or Other World adventure Instead we get them fighting on bridges and in some street in the first two movies and if i understand the reviews right they barely spend any time off-world in this new one either
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