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Zzulu posted:Hulk rapemurders pepper potts and they shoot him into space, then we spend the following 80 minutes rooting for iron man to find and kill the hulk as he returns to earth Set that movie in Colorado in the 19th century and I'd watch it.
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why don't they change the story? Banner decides he's too dangerous and sends himself out in to space. Then he lands on the evil planet, hulks out, and since there's nothing to calm him down, and poo poo keeps making him angry, he stays hulked out. Over the course of the movie you see the development of the separate Hulk personality. You understand both Banner's motivations, and Hulk's anger at what he did That way, none of the superheores have to be the bad guy.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:13
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who gives a poo poo, this is like arguing over professional wrestling storylines. it's all made up by jerks for jerks
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Aug 11, 2015 21:14
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I would pay to watch a Hulk Hogan vs Hulk movie.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:14
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Grendels Dad posted:Banner and Hulk haven't been established as separate entities nearly enough for this to work, but I will admit that that it's an elegant way around that particular plot hole. That can be established through the movie, Even start it with Banner waking up from a nightmare where he can't un-Hulk. Or, even better, have the message from Fury and Stark play like it did in the comic, but at the end, have it pull to the side and have Banner at the recording session thanking them for helping and saying "Here's to hoping we don't have to use it" Then you can do a World War Hulk Avengers flick where he rampages where Black Widow and Thor refuse to get involved because the way they see it, the Avengers did it to them selves, but have it end when Hulk loses control and starts to destroy NY/LA/SF/Wherever and Thor fights with him until Widow and Scarlet Witch can use the lullaby to kick him back to Bruce
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Aug 11, 2015 21:18
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Booblord Zagats posted:That can be established through the movie, Even start it with Banner waking up from a nightmare where he can't un-Hulk. Or, even better, have the message from Fury and Stark play like it did in the comic, but at the end, have it pull to the side and have Banner at the recording session thanking them for helping and saying "Here's to hoping we don't have to use it" A movie that wants to be Space Gladiator doesn't have the time to establish something like that. They would have to devote at least half a movie only to establish that Hulk is dangerous enough to be shot into space, and that Tony Stark would care enough to do it to his science bro. And about World War Hulk, who would be there to oppose Hulk? I thought the fun about WWH was to see Hulk fight and subsequently own everyone in the Marvel Universe, if you'd translate that to the MCU it would be an awfully short movie.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:26
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Grendels Dad posted:
Nah, waste 30 minutes with people getting ready for Hulk, discussions where you see where different people stand on it, like have Vision and Cap side with Tony, not because they agree but because it's a real threat, Thor is pissed at them for going all Loki on him while Widow misses her friend and Hawkeye just doesn;t see the point in a guy with a bow and arrow fighting Hulk. then have a 30 minute action sequence where he tears up SHIELD HQ, busts up a few Hulk buster armors, have Ant-Man and Wasp get knocked out, Vision get thrashed, etc. Then have him use the rubble and his alien buddies to build a stadium for the gladiatorial combat between heroes. Have Captain America even hold his ground for a minute before getting dropped, the whole time you have Widow and Thor just watching it going "gently caress those guys they made their bed on this one", but the whole time have Hulk get more and more unhinged until he starts destroying the rest of the city and it's stranded populace after 2 captured heroes refuse to finish each other in his stadium. So they finally have to step in, then you get a pretty bitchin DBZ-esque brawl for a long chunk, go full on Michael Bay meets Chow Yun Fat with it, then when Thor is exhausted and can't stand, have Scarlet Witch and Widow come up, pull a fast one and manage to un-Hulk him. Its an easy formula, lots of action beats, pretty standard to the summer action epic genre
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Aug 11, 2015 21:39
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6 people fighting Hulk hardly constitutes a World War, especially when three of them have fought Hulk before.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:41
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Wait is Hulk in Suicide Squad?
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Aug 11, 2015 21:45
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Grendels Dad posted:6 people fighting Hulk hardly constitutes a World War, especially when three of them have fought Hulk before. True, but it's not hard to throw a bunch of SHIELD poo poo at him, like fighter jets, special armors, robots/etc that could easily be made in to toys for the marketing guys to push.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:45
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Grendels Dad posted:A movie that wants to be Space Gladiator doesn't have the time to establish something like that. They would have to devote at least half a movie only to establish that Hulk is dangerous enough to be shot into space, and that Tony Stark would care enough to do it to his science bro. This is hy Banner deciding to do it himself makes way more sense, IMO.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:47
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Booblord Zagats posted:True, but it's not hard to throw a bunch of SHIELD poo poo at him, like fighter jets, special armors, robots/etc that could easily be made in to toys for the marketing guys to push. That just sounds like your regular old Hulk movie. I think they need to make one of those before they add a plotline about how this time he is on a rampage because they shot him into space and then after he found peace on an alien planet by killing the local dictator and marrying a princes or whatever and the spaceship he landed in exploded and destroyed his happy place because the people who shot him into space are morons and this time it's personal. There is just nothing in the current MCU that justifies either Planet Hulk or World War Hulk. Maybe in Phase 7.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:50
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Grendels Dad posted:That just sounds like your regular old Hulk movie. I think they need to make one of those before they add a plotline about how this time he is on a rampage because they shot him into space and then after he found peace on an alien planet by killing the local dictator and marrying a princes or whatever and the spaceship he landed in exploded and destroyed his happy place because the people who shot him into space are morons and this time it's personal. Oh, I see where you're coming from. Yeah, I agree that there's nothing going on pre-Infinity War to have Hulk even have his own movie. But Maybe they end Infinity War with leaving Hulk behind or he gets blown out of the spaceship on the way back to Earth after fighting Thanos and *bam* it all starts to fit
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Aug 11, 2015 21:55
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Booblord Zagats posted:Oh, I see where you're coming from. Yeah, I agree that there's nothing going on pre-Infinity War to have Hulk even have his own movie. But Maybe they end Infinity War with leaving Hulk behind or he gets blown out of the spaceship on the way back to Earth after fighting Thanos and *bam* it all starts to fit That would be great. I do want to see a Planet Hulk and WWH movie somewhere down the road.
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Aug 11, 2015 22:02
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Is academic-terrorist one of the suicide squad members?
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Aug 11, 2015 22:02
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lol if you think Hulk should ever get a solo movie again. What a loving poo poo character
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Aug 11, 2015 22:44
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Why are people unhappy with that new Supergirl series? It doesn't look any more stupid than actual Superman does
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Aug 11, 2015 22:45
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ElGroucho posted:Why are people unhappy with that new Supergirl series? It doesn't look any more stupid than actual Superman does Probably because they're fags who just want to poo poo on everything that isn't aimed specifically at them
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Aug 11, 2015 22:58
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It looks like Spiderman but with a g-g-girl
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Aug 11, 2015 22:58
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:You're good people. But ideas like this: nobody thinks youre an academic you weirdo
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Aug 11, 2015 23:03
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Oh, is supergirl out already?
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Aug 11, 2015 23:03
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Uncle Wemus posted:It looks like Spiderman but with a g-g-girl Zoinks Scoobs it's a g-g-g-girl!!!!! *drops printer in haste to comically run away*
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Aug 11, 2015 23:07
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ElGroucho posted:Why are people unhappy with that new Supergirl series? It doesn't look any more stupid than actual Superman does yeah but superman is still pretty stupid
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Aug 11, 2015 23:10
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Chairman Wao posted:Zoinks Scoobs it's a g-g-g-girl!!!!! *bongo sounds*
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Bonzo posted:I would pay to watch a Hulk Hogan vs Hulk movie. that's my secret, BROTHER... i'm always racist
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Aug 11, 2015 23:54
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shiksa posted:that's my secret, BROTHER... i'm always racist Okay then what would he punch in the face as the strains of "I Am A Real American" swell dramatically?
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Aug 12, 2015 00:13
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Just want to remind people that the Crank movies own.
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Aug 12, 2015 00:15
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Just want to remind people that the Crank movies own. I saw Crank 2. I had never seen the first. I agree.
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Aug 12, 2015 00:19
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Also I watched Super based off of recommendations via this thread. It's good, and I like the whole God angle, but I thought Kick-rear end did the same thing just better.
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Aug 12, 2015 00:20
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please dont respond to SMG he is a garbage tier troll
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Aug 12, 2015 00:37
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Network Pesci posted:Okay then what would he punch in the face as the strains of "I Am A Real American" swell dramatically? like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFxLLsqV6k Or would they follow the trend is trailer where a small child would slowly sing "I am .....a real......American......"
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Aug 12, 2015 00:43
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Germstore posted:gamer was good stupid fun in my opinion Gamer should've been an hour-and-a-half one man show with Michael C. Hall playing multiple parts and every scene is its own song and dance number. But it was not, therefore it sucked.
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Aug 12, 2015 00:57
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This is exactly how Dr. Doom should be portrayed in a movie... ...right down to the verbose vocabulary and outright pettiness.
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Aug 12, 2015 01:23
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Young Freud posted:This is exactly how Dr. Doom should be portrayed in a movie... Time for Tim Buckley to get a movie writing credit.
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Aug 12, 2015 01:36
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Madcosby posted:I saw Crank 2. I had never seen the first. Is crank 2 the one where Chev has to have sex in public with Amy Smart?
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Aug 12, 2015 01:47
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vyst posted:Is crank 2 the one where Chev has to have sex in public with Amy Smart? that's both of them
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Aug 12, 2015 01:55
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gently caress YOU CHELIOS
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ZombieParts posted:gently caress YOU CHELIOS E: Crank movies are crazy fun (also racist) go watch them
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Aug 12, 2015 02:16
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:You're good people. But ideas like this: the fact that you are so compelled to post poo poo like this is loving laughable
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Hobohemian posted:Is academic-terrorist one of the suicide squad members? yeah he has the power to attract beatings
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