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Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
gently caress yeah Cesaro chants.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Pariah Rex posted:

So is the "Cesaro Section" actually happening because of fans this time or is WWE still handing out the signs?

First time it was a dude from Reddit. It may be WWE now but it started as a grassroots deal.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Delsaber posted:

Who are the people who still give a poo poo about Orton/Sheamus in 2015

eh you know

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Delsaber posted:

Who are the people who still give a poo poo about Orton/Sheamus in 2015

Randy Orton is cool and good.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

JoeBangles posted:

Sometimes I watch Cesaro and say to myself, "That guy is awesome!" Then, I remember that he's but a lowly jobber who can't cut a promo.

The only reasons Cesaro isn't main event is because:

1)He wasn't born in like Portland or Nebraska or somewhere.
2)John Cena still exists so no one else is really main event.

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006

Charles Gnarwin posted:

First time it was a dude from Reddit. It may be WWE now but it started as a grassroots deal.

It's still fans according to Reddit/Twitter. Just random guys printing out 300-400 signs every week and handing them out to anyone that wants one.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

So I missed the first 20 mins what happened?

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I'm just gonna guess "boring 20 minute promo"

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
So Sheamus has a cloverleaf on the front of his trunks and an arrow on the rear end. Is that code for something?

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Cesaro's psycho crusher uppercut is quite possibly my favorite move to watch

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Retromancer posted:

I'm just gonna guess "boring 20 minute promo"

Nah, just a boring 8 minute promo.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


only temporary posted:

It's still fans according to Reddit/Twitter. Just random guys printing out 300-400 signs every week and handing them out to anyone that wants one.

That's fuckin awesome. Printing 300 pages would cost like 30 bucks at Kinkos so it isn't even a huge investment.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Retromancer posted:

So I missed the first 20 mins what happened?

HHH and Steph ran down three matches on the Summerslam card. And said Jon Stewart was hosting. That's literally it.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Retromancer posted:

I'm just gonna guess "boring 20 minute promo"

Steph and Trips presenting: Commercial for Summerslam!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm mad that Sheamus does the Steamroller because I can't unconditionally hate him.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Retromancer posted:

I'm just gonna guess "boring 20 minute promo"

We learned that Sheamus is heartbroken by Eita's betrayal of his brother T-Hawk.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

makoto20 posted:

So Sheamus has a cloverleaf on the front of his trunks and an arrow on the rear end. Is that code for something?

Yes it means that Sheamus sucks and is boring.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sushipants posted:

Cesaro's psycho crusher uppercut is quite possibly my favorite move to watch

same. They rightfully give it a slomo replay every time

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

JoeBangles posted:

Sometimes I watch Cesaro and say to myself, "That guy is awesome!" Then, I remember that he's but a lowly jobber who can't cut a promo.

yeah but he's got a nice :butt: and swings people so that doesn't matter

he'll just cut promos with his butt like Ace Ventura, can't fail

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


har you not entertained

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sheamus is cool. He is concerned with our enjoyment of the product.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I am not entertained.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Retromancer posted:

I'm just gonna guess "boring 20 minute promo"

Also the Arrow guy's face exploded, so that match is probably off.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Pariah Rex posted:

Steph and Trips presenting: Commercial for Summerslam!

They were almost good enough to shill swords at 3 AM

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Swerved lives?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
kevin owens has hosed up armpits

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

What the hell I thought Monday night war was over.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
that'll break the barrier

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok posted:

They were almost good enough to shill swords at 3 AM

Swords will loving kill you.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

bartok posted:

They were almost good enough to shill swords at 3 AM

Summerslam brought to you by Cold Steel

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

bartok posted:

They were almost good enough to shill swords at 3 AM

Coach McGuirk will buy the poo poo out of Summerslam on PPV

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Ozz81 posted:

yeah but he's got a nice :butt: and swings people so that doesn't matter

he'll just cut promos with his butt like Ace Ventura, can't fail

I disagree about his rear end. I hate to be all Shaq about it, but HD television has shown me that Cesaro needs to leave his European roots and shave his legs/rear end. Nothing creeps me out more than seeing Cesaro's backass hair shining in the light when he gets rolled up.

Also, do Cena and Brock both wear trunks/jorts because they're hiding the primest white hiney?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
This RAW is not as good as Attitude Era RAW because nobody has told me about Super Soakers yet.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Crowd is behind Cesaro.

Crowd owns.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Cesaro is the loving coolest and he never gets injured but he's always been some schmuck-rear end jobber and now he's treading around the main event scene and I'm scared about my pal Antonio but I think it's cool that he still wears his Uppercats gear

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dangerous Person posted:

This RAW is not as good as Attitude Era RAW because nobody has told me about Super Soakers yet.

Are you watching old Raws too? :lol:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Dangerous Person posted:

This RAW is not as good as Attitude Era RAW because nobody has told me about Super Soakers yet.

Glover: you've got the love the glove.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Cesaro is so loving good at wrestling you guys.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the totally organic cesaro section

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Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

JoeBangles posted:

I disagree about his rear end. I hate to be all Shaq about it, but HD television has shown me that Cesaro needs to leave his European roots and shave his legs/rear end. Nothing creeps me out more than seeing Cesaro's backass hair shining in the light when he gets rolled up.



Hairless men are kind of gross. :colbert:

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