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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

BeefThief posted:

code:
OOBIE
OGHOU

code:
   .-.                       .-.
  (   \     ___________     /   )
   \   `-./_____________\.-'   /      <--- (representative of a doobie dog)
    `.   .----------------.  .'
      `-/                  \'
        |                  |
         `.______________.'

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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Running a restaurant is hard work and it's good to see Doobie thrive.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



CrashCat posted:

even if we ever got them to reply one of the hundred plus times it was brought up, it would just get brought up another hundred. seems obvious why they wouldn't comment

Better not misgender Soundmonkey or he might get all upset and not post in this thread!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ah Map posted:

Doobies removal of combos from the menu was a strategic masterstroke depriving the enemy bad froggers from claiming their kickstarter rewards that they believed they deserved for funneling cash to him to live out his once beautiful dream that is now merely a squalid reality, lots of innocent threads have been gassed and I stuck great in front to convey the sheer magnitude of this conflict that humanity will look back on as something they must never allow to happen again.

thank you for the wisdom, brother

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

his father made a sign to be hung outdoors

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Did doobie sell the extra 20 lbs of chicken wings he had?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol I just noticed that on doobie's health inspection form the address simply says "Reform, Al" with no street number or anything.

Just go to that intersection and you can see every business in town!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Puppy Galaxy posted:

I wish Doobie all the best.

do we know if doob is in the kkk? the kool kooking klub, of course

doob you wily racist with your backwoods shenanigans

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Pastor Perineum posted:

does soundmonkey regret anything previously stated about doob? it's okay, and in fact healthy, to right your wrongs. It'll prob give soundmonkey a few more hours of sleep per night if the fucker just let it go

Uh, why do you think mods keep gassing the threads?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


doobie can't put the unopened 20 lb bag of wings back in the freezer because he cooks them fresh every day, if he put them back in they wouldn't be fresh

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Chomp8645 posted:

Did doobie sell the extra 20 lbs of chicken wings he had?



7 orders left.



So 19.8 lbs of chicken wings remain.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Melmac posted:



7 orders left.



So 19.8 lbs of chicken wings remain.

You spelled 1.8 wrong

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

facebook jihad posted:

What does this mean? Why do people keep saying it?

http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/Oobie_Og_Hous
:smug:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



doobie should've bought SA with the kickstarter money

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

EL BROMANCE posted:

doobie should've bought SA with the kickstarter money

oobie's Post Hous


lol gas them threads!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

EL BROMANCE posted:

doobie should've bought SA with the kickstarter money

gbs is cheap but he would need a decent vent hood.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

let the MODS!!! gas what they want

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
MODS. ..........knew

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Last Buffalo posted:

Doobie's such a great story. He thinks he's ripped off and nick of goons and can cackle all the way to the bank, but it turns out the money has just cursed him to this horrible job that probably doesn't give him a minimum wage income, and it has the added bonus of demonstrating how incapable he is of his own lame dream. This is like a Greek tragedy.

I commented on this before in another thread. It reads like something out of a Greek tragedy. He gets all this free money and adoration from goons and then when he spurns our frantic adoration, the curse intertwines itself into his very life. Not a day goes by when ol' doobs doesn't have to check for bad froggers under the bed before he goes to sleep at night now

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Oberleutnant posted:

MODS. ..........knew

THEY loving KNEW

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
The mods did this.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Melmac posted:



7 orders left.



So 19.8 lbs of chicken wings remain.

that looks so loving bad...no wonder americans are so loving fat, look at this poo poo people eat

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Germstore posted:

The mods did this.

Bernie needs to recruit some SA mods so he can raise some real loving cash.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

frajaq posted:

that looks so loving bad...no wonder americans are so loving fat, look at this poo poo people eat

doobie is actually a health crusader. if all places gave that little amount of terrible tasting food for that high a price, america would be skinny again

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Tato posted:

doobie is actually a health crusader. if all places gave that little amount of terrible tasting food for that high a price, america would be skinny again

Yeah, nobody gets fat eating 8 fries a day.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Angela Christine posted:

Yeah, nobody gets fat eating 8 fries a day.

cooked in month old greese

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

frajaq posted:

that looks so loving bad...no wonder americans are so loving fat, look at this poo poo people eat

what kind of hot dogs do they have in brazil?

are they long dogs prepared by a backwoods clown?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's been hours and I still can't get over how small those wings are.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That Robot posted:

what kind of hot dogs do they have in brazil?

are they long dogs prepared by a backwoods clown?

Yeah and Hep A is like a condiment

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
brazil is a trash nation

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

a creepy colon posted:

Yeah and Hep A is like a condiment

how much for a side of ergotism?

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


That Robot posted:

what kind of hot dogs do they have in brazil?

are they long dogs prepared by a backwoods clown?

you put basically everything you can on it, barely holding it together

whoever gives you its clean but it either:
1) a really bored girl with a defeated look on her face, as she can't find a better job elsewhere because she's poor and has no education
2) a really ugly older guy who takes hot dogs very seriously

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

EL BROMANCE posted:

doobie should've bought SA with the kickstarter money

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

frajaq posted:

you put basically everything you can on it, barely holding it together

whoever gives you its clean but it either:
1) a really bored girl with a defeated look on her face, as she can't find a better job elsewhere because she's poor and has no education
2) a really ugly older guy who takes hot dogs very seriously

thank you for a good answer

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

lowtax should troll the poo poo outta us by making doobie a celebrity mod

lowtax is dead though isn't he so never mind

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Germstore posted:

It's been hours and I still can't get over how small those wings are.

Boy are my arms tired.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Melmac posted:

Uh, why do you think mods keep gassing the threads?

how much longer til they say gently caress it and just say 'dude you hosed up, take your lumps'

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

That Robot posted:

how much for a side of ergotism?

thanks for this- I knew it was a grain disease but couldn't remember what, or how. I've just finished reading about the Dancing Plague of 1518. I guess wikipederast isn't always so bad (if used for entertainment purposes only).

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gonna be a hot dog type weekend around here i believe



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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

TwoFire posted:

thanks for this- I knew it was a grain disease but couldn't remember what, or how. I've just finished reading about the Dancing Plague of 1518. I guess wikipederast isn't always so bad (if used for entertainment purposes only).

if you like learning random stuff or be entertained by learning random stuff then wikipedia rules

its also great to view the history of articles just to see the vandalism coz its often v funny

also they have a lot of info on cannabinoids

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