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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress was that.

The rest of that match kicked rear end though. Rubber match at Mania?

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The dustiest of finishes

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

TOO BIG FOR WRESTLEMANIA

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Well they managed to ruin a pretty fun match, good for them

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Way to make the match of the night end with a wet jizz stain

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Early end? After they hype 4 hours!?

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
what a dumb finish

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
Final Count:

5 suplexes, 3 F5s, 2 Kimura locks, 1 Chokeslam, 1 Tombstone, 1 Last Ride, 2 Hell's Gates, 1 low blow.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
That was incomprehensibly stupid

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what a stupid setup

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

*camera pans to timekeepers area, where kane is the bellringer*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Luigi Thirty posted:

The dustiest of finishes

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
I'm taking a break from WWE for a while after that horrible, sloppy main event (and PPV).

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

:fut:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
the timekeeper does not have the authority to ring the loving bell

I hate that I am agreeing with JBL but that makes zero sense

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

rebel1608 posted:

Honestly Ill never understand wrestlings creative process because why would you gently caress with a good match that way
They want a rubber match but don't want Brock to lose clean

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

Out of five stars, I give that gently caress you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

That finish was so retarded the PR staff is already booking a date for John Cena to go read a book to it

Ahahahahahaha

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
Garbage

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

That ending

bartok
May 10, 2006



Wrestling is so dumb but damned if I didn't have fun!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

sportsgenius86 posted:

That finish was so retarded the PR staff is already booking a date for John Cena to go read a book to it

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

So that had to have been a complete botch by the timekeeper, right? No way they intentionally did something that stupid and confusing.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

good match lovely ending has been a consistent theme in WWE PPVs all year.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Kuroyama posted:

Final Count:

5 suplexes, 3 F5s, 1 Kimura lock(?), 1 Chokeslam, 1 Tombstone, 1 Last Ride, 2 Hell's Gates 1 low blow.

You forgot 1 FU

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Might as well have had Brock whip out an ether rag.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Mons Hubris posted:

Was that an actual botch? I have no idea what the gently caress they were trying to do otherwise.

No. Ref counted 2, shoulder went up, ref counted 1, timekeeper thinks its 3 and rings the bell, ref argues with timekeeper, taker uses distraction to hit brock in the dick

michael cole calls all of this "redemption"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What the gently caress was that.

The rest of that match kicked rear end though. Rubber match at Mania?

Mania 34 maybe

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

the crowd was visibly dead after the false finish and the actual finish was a total anticlimax. loving stupid as poo poo

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

my network stream is going nuts. punched in the nuts that is.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Dango Bango posted:

So that had to have been a complete botch by the timekeeper, right? No way they intentionally did something that stupid and confusing.

They did.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
*crowd is silent*

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Camera pans over to timekeeper, it's Jon Stewart in a fake mustache.

At least that would have BEEN something.

Crowd is just shaking their heads

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

That was incredibly stupid

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

sportsgenius86 posted:

That finish was so retarded the PR staff is already booking a date for John Cena to go read a book to it

Jesus gently caress

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
There are so many better ways you could have gotten to a mania rube match, loving so stupid.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Man, I don't even know.

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That was such an incredible story for that match with the most rear end-blindingly stupid ending possible

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