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also, the door thing might be played out, but here's the only tip u need to know for a good college (and therefore, life) experience: go out and make friends and hang out with them and get decent grades. maintain these friendships by being social and personable. ok that just set you up for life, don't gently caress it up!!
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rabble rabble posted:are there even any college freshman on here anymore?> I thought we all just sorta progressed to nearing 30 something burnouts and alcoholics Someone did the math in the Questions/Suggestions forum and apparently new membership signups are down like 80% from 2 years ago. So yes.
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rabble rabble posted:are there even any college freshman on here anymore?> I thought we all just sorta progressed to nearing 30 something burnouts and alcoholics
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Depression is real. Don't be afraid to ask for help. Haha.
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also from what i can tell most new people congregate in the Games subforum, even moreso the Let's Play subforum since that's basically the only reason anyone joins here anymore anyways
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:how long until blogging is a major? i fully expect to see mfa programs in blogging any day now, if there aren't any already
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Someone did the math in the Questions/Suggestions forum and apparently new membership signups are down like 80% from 2 years ago. A lot of those are freaks buying parachute/alt accounts; which are the lifeblood of our dying gay forum.
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If like me you suck at the whole networking thing and aren't bound for grad school, learn a technical computer-y skill or learn how to write really well (assuming that neither thing is already essential to your major) so you'll be hireable by someone other than Starbucks when you graduate. Nearly everyone with a bachelor's degree can claim with some validity to have strong research skills and proficiency in Microsoft Office, so learn something on your own time that will make you stand from Joe Sociology B.A.
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Oh Hell No posted:If like me you suck at the whole networking thing and aren't bound for grad school, learn a technical computer-y skill or learn how to write really well (assuming that neither thing is already essential to your major) so you'll be hireable by someone other than Starbucks when you graduate. Nearly everyone with a bachelor's degree can claim with some validity to have strong research skills and proficiency in Microsoft Office, so learn something on your own time that will make you stand from Joe Sociology B.A.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Someone did the math in the Questions/Suggestions forum and apparently new membership signups are down like 80% from 2 years ago. What a shock, we banned Aatrek and no longer appeal to children.
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Urinate in your garbage can and empty weekly then you dont have to waste time walking to the bathroom to piss. Thats what i did anyway other than the stale urine reek it was the best decision i ever made,
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Urinate in your garbage can and empty weekly then you dont have to waste time walking to the bathroom to piss. Thats what i did anyway other than the stale urine reek it was the best decision i ever made, post more tips on how to not get laid
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A hammer. A plunger. Put these things in your butt and bring them to college. You'll need them, and if they're in your butt they'll always be ready to impress your new roommates and friends.
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Chew tobacco and leave the spit cups around. You can dump them out the window whenever they pile up. If you chew wintergreen or peppermint you dont need air fresheners cause the open spit cups will fill the air with minty freshness.
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Sep 1, 2015 04:25
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:Chew tobacco and leave the spit cups around. You can dump them out the window whenever they pile up. If you chew wintergreen or peppermint you dont need air fresheners cause the open spit cups will fill the air with minty freshness.
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I'm going to college so that I can touch fish and turtles and wildlife professionally Thanks for the tips
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'm going to college so that I can touch fish and turtles and wildlife professionally Make sure to major in Gender & Sexuality Studies
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i graduated years ago and hate anyone younger than me
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Make sure to major in Gender & Sexuality Studies Okay but it had better help me touch animals professionally
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Improbable Lobster posted:Okay but it had better help me touch animals professionally it'll teach you to refer to said animals by their preferred pronouns 
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If you see some chick lugging a mattress around campus, ask her out. She does anal
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At a party it's common for guys to make out for attention but they're not that gay overall.
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they'll try to play dead, so spray downed bodies as you pass don't let the cops box you in
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failing? tell your prof. your dad has cancer if you can produce tears its a bonus
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as portrayed in the hit film Dead Man on Campus, if your roommate commits suicide the school will pass you even if youre failing!* *disclaimer: this is actually probably bullshit
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A misanthrope posted:as portrayed in the hit film Dead Man on Campus, if your roommate commits suicide the school will pass you even if youre failing!* Can confirm, my cousin did not get a pass after his roomie hung himself. Just a fat rear end check and all the time off from school he wanted.
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Sep 1, 2015 05:16
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also emotional scars but really who cares about those
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yeah my uni fails all white males regardless of how they actually do so that we can experience institutional oppression
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NecroMonster posted:Can confirm, my cousin did not get a pass after his roomie hung himself. Just a fat rear end check and all the time off from school he wanted. hey i'd take it
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Sep 1, 2015 05:20
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the real mega tip is to walk into the room of other people who have their door open
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A misanthrope posted:failing? tell your prof. your dads have cancer fixed for the liberal arts student
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spacemang_spliff posted:fixed for the liberal arts student better be rear end cancer or it doesn't count
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I will remind them today
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Sep 1, 2015 06:36
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try gay sex at least ten times with hot twinks before you decide its not for you
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make up some bullshit excuse so you dont have to live in a dorm because youll make friends in class/at parties if you're not socially stunted
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College pro tip, Steal toilet paper for your dorm from all over campus, you are paying tuition to use that toilet paper, why does it mater if you use it in the art building or in your own room?
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Sep 1, 2015 06:46
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nah live in a dorm for at least a year. its an important experience in understanding why hell is other people
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here is an advice: don't do drugs, kids
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suck dicks - you'll get money AND free meals
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mdm posted:here is an advice: don't do drugs, kids BAD ADVICE
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