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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

They'll sour on her. 3 months ago Lana was supposed to be the new female face of the company.

Eva was supposed to be the face of the company back when she showed up at total divas originally but she was so dog poo poo awful at everything they had to put her in some developmental stuff

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cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Luigi Thirty posted:

Yes, when the Hulkster did a racism Sandow ceased to exist.

Man remember that awful promo Sandow did after he lost the Miz feud?

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

cronox2 posted:

Man remember that awful promo Sandow did after he lost the Miz feud?

"I am my own man now!"

(Immediately goes back to mimicking other wrestlers)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

KungFu Grip posted:

Eva was supposed to be the face of the company back when she showed up at total divas originally but she was so dog poo poo awful at everything they had to put her in some developmental stuff

No she wasn't, not even close. The show was built up around the Bellas.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Delsaber posted:

Sandow has made more appearances on Up Up Down Down than WWE recently. Even before the Hogan thing happened, the downward spiral since his angle with Miz ended has probably been one of the saddest things that's happened this year.

Yeah I had a look at his recent matches during the week:
http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=636&page=4

Luigi Thirty posted:

They'll sour on her. 3 months ago Lana was supposed to be the new female face of the company.

They are still pushing Lana really hard. Hate that Alvarez talking point they have given up on her. She's getting a lot of screen time and things to do. Vince McMahon produces all her segments.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Maybe if Vince McMahon stopped producing her segments she would be doing better.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

Maybe if Vince McMahon stopped producing her segments she would be doing better.

you mean the genius behind roman "sufferin succotash" reigns might not know how to write a face?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the rusev/dolph angle actually rules the longer it goes on

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
It's a terrible angle and the only time it has ever been good was when Dolph hosed off for a month

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oatgan posted:

the rusev/dolph angle actually rules the longer it goes on

Like Dolph's comedy it's painful during the moment sitting through it, but unlike Dolph's comedy it's also insanely hilarious.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I just wish Summer had Dog Ziggler with her all the time, that's the one thing this program is missing

Dr. Dirt
Jan 1, 2008

This one goes out to all the Legomaniacs!
Having Eva Marie as a video game character is a fantastic idea. You'll never know if she's glitching, because that's how she wrestles in real life.

I hope she did her own motion capture.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

rovert posted:

Yeah I had a look at his recent matches during the week:
http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=636&page=4

the best part is how he's just winning all of these house show matches

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

at least curtis axel got a win not too long ago on superstars, against adam rose

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
Some of those house show lineups that Sandow is on god drat


WWE Tag Team Title Match
The Prime Time Players (Darren Young & Titus O'Neil) (c) defeat The New Day (Big E & Xavier Woods)
Singles Match
The Miz defeats Fandango
Tag Team Match
Team Bella (Alicia Fox & Nikki Bella) defeat Team B.A.D. (Naomi & Sasha Banks) (w/Tamina)
Singles Match
Cesaro defeats Kevin Owens by Count Out
Tag Team Match
Curtis Axel & Damien Sandow defeat Adam Rose & Brad Maddox
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Luke Harper defeats Jimmy Uso
Street Fight
Randy Orton defeats Sheamus

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Oct 30, 2009

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I always forget randy Orton exists until someone mentions him.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Ziggler/Lana/Rusev/Summer might be able to reach glorious Ryder/Eve/Cena/Kane heights if it goes on for long enough or includes Kane

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oldpainless posted:

I always forget randy Orton exists until someone mentions him.

Randy Orton has a hot bod, handsome muscles, and a literal butt. That's why all of us ladies love cool Randos (that's what us ladies call him).

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

oldpainless posted:

I always forget randy Orton exists until someone mentions him.

I always remember Orton exists when I put on pants.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
I got bit by a snake and now all I hear is Randy's voice help me

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Shima Honnou posted:

I got bit by a snake and now all I hear is Randy's voice help me

does it counsel you

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Fat Lowtax posted:

Ziggler/Lana/Rusev/Summer might be able to reach glorious Ryder/Eve/Cena/Kane heights if it goes on for long enough or includes Kane

There's really no way to include Kane in that feud. Which is why they should include Kane in that feud.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

Luigi Thirty posted:

They'll sour on her. 3 months ago Lana was supposed to be the new female face of the company.

I don't even think Dusty could make an Eva Marie promo anything less than a loving disaster. She's now able to work a match, poorly. Make her a valet or something. She can stand around and look pretty.

Either way, when they hear her try and promo I'm pretty sure they're going to give up quickly. Especially if she's in front of a hostile crowd and she freezes.

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Oct 30, 2009

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BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Randy Orton has a hot bod, handsome muscles, and a literal butt. That's why all of us ladies love cool Randos (that's what us ladies call him).

Uhh I think I know what the ladies call randy "the dandy" orton.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



projecthalaxy posted:

There's really no way to include Kane in that feud. Which is why they should include Kane in that feud.

Kane is in love with Rusev, and will fight Dolph, Lana, and Hot Summer in a 3 on 1 handicap match to prove he is worthy.

And win.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Fat Lowtax posted:

Ziggler/Lana/Rusev/Summer might be able to reach glorious Ryder/Eve/Cena/Kane heights if it goes on for long enough or includes Kane

this guy gets it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

AlmightyPants posted:

I don't even think Dusty could make an Eva Marie promo anything less than a loving disaster.

What about Norman Smiley?

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Imagine the pop if Seth comes out and helps Roman and Ambrose vs the Wyatts.

God pop, probably.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Strawberry Panda posted:

If Sting won the WWEWHC Title would he be the first one to hold that, the TNA, and WCW championship?

Sting would be the only one to actually have held the WCW WHC in WCW if you are looking for that trio of titles.

Kurt Angle held the WCW WHC in WWE which it was still called the WCW World Heavyweight Champions

Jeff Hardy held the World Heavyweight Championship after the Invasion, which is the same belt with a different name.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Fat Lowtax posted:

Ziggler/Lana/Rusev/Summer might be able to reach glorious Ryder/Eve/Cena/KANE heights if it goes on for long enough or includes KANE

I would enjoy this so much more if it included KANE

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

KANE

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The great thing is that KANE just coming out in his suit pants and killing all four of them with pipes and tombstone piledrivers for 10-12 minutes would be entirely consistent with KANE's current characterization.

E: everyone else hears Todd Grisham from the draft when they see KANE right?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Kane FTW.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
I can't tell what level of irony the Kane love is operating on

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

zakharov posted:

I can't tell what level of irony the Kane love is operating on

it's genuine over here

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

it's genuine over here

Top 5 favorite Kane matches GO

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

DynamiteKidd posted:

Yeah, I think Ryback can be carried to pretty good matches, and Owens is definitely one of the guys who can do it. I just, not to be the one to ask, wonder where this leaves the Miz or the Big Show.

Not that I want them wrestling on my TV, I just want logical booking and story.

Miz is decent on the mic, stick him with another heel who isn't a great talker, it'd be a better fit IMHO.

As for Show...just keep him off TV or have him hold an all-hoss seminar with just video clips of Show played over and over with the text/sound repeating "DO NOT BE THIS MAN"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Hace posted:

Top 5 favorite Kane matches GO

2001 Royal Rumble Match
vs Triple H where Triple H dressed as Goldust and shot him with a flamethrower
Elimination Chamber 1
vs Kurt Angle where he punched himself out in the Ankle Lock
vs Shane, Ambulance Match

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Hace posted:

Top 5 favorite Kane matches GO

-Royal Rumble 2015
-Hell No & Ryback vs The Shield
-KANE vs Shane McMahon
-Bubba and Spike vs Chris Jericho and Christian vs Jeff Hardy and RVD vs KANE
-KANE vs Big Show vs Raven

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AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

What about Norman Smiley?

Hell, Norman Smiley, Dusty Rhodes and Sara Del Ray COMBINED do not have the ability to get Eva Marie to be anything less than an abysmal promo.

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