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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

TwoFire posted:

Welcome to the forums!

Thank you, I fill my tub with my posts!

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Thank you, I fill my tub with my posts!

don't do that. it will smell awful

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

don't do that. it will smell awful

you were so goddamn close to being topical

unlike your posts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TwoFire posted:

you were so goddamn close to being topical

unlike your posts

if i ever make a topical post kill me

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if i ever make a topical post kill me

most of us would do that even without.

got your back, buddy (and kidneys, carotid artery, et al)

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

yeah a gal should def. post a sexy pic of herself on the something awful dot com forums, for gbs goons. that sounds like a real safe and smart thing to do

also I think pick and I have somewhat similar hands so does that mean she has man hands... or that I have girly hands :(

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

both of you got marfan syndrome sorry

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
jesus gently caress where do i sign up my fingers get burned when I work on my cars

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
slendy :stare:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

both of you got marfan syndrome sorry



thanks for the photo of A Hand

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

just make like a beard outta bubbles and send to gauge reaction. maybe some bubble arched eyebrows?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Necros posted:

just make like a beard outta bubbles and send to gauge reaction. maybe some bubble arched eyebrows?

I was going to say bubble bath photos seem fine, but this is genius!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Pick posted:

thanks for the photo of A Hand

Some have disproportionately long, slender limbs with thin, weak wrists and long fingers and toes. :shrug:

are you above average height?

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Just so you know I'm a hand man and this thread has been pure ecstasy for me.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Acid Haze posted:

Just so you know I'm a hand man and this thread has been pure ecstasy for me.

i can punch you so hard with my hands. numerous times, even. right in the kisser. will that get you off big boy? i know I'd enjoy it :wink:

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Let me see those bad boys.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

Pick posted:

thanks for the photo of A Hand

that's a god drat freak hand and you know it

but really you should post the picture so that we can assess whether or not it comes across as classy or slutty and then we can help you and advise you properly also im sure a lot of people are curious what you look like and showed up just to see!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

Some have disproportionately long, slender limbs with thin, weak wrists and long fingers and toes. :shrug:

are you above average height?

for a woman? technically

my mother is 5'11" though and my grandma is 6". im not as tall as they are :qq:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Only if you're doing it to promote your remake of this game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoDJICxx0Ys

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark
Just do it op :)

A little cheese cake don't hurt nobody.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
if your worried about the other person doing too much serious work to follow up with bubbles, consider holding a laminated paper and wearing waterproof glasses, think of the best business-minded statement that coordinates well with your choice of emoji and circumference of bubbles. Consider "I'm reviewing my resume...in bubbles!!"

This will help to emphasize that you are both serious and engaged in the discussion, but also fun-loving and not adverse to multi-tasking

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

for a woman? technically

Sexism itt is really grodo

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

criscodisco posted:

Need to see said pic before I make a judgment call.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I have sent some bubble bath pics before and I'm always worried that they are going to pop up at an inconvenient time like when I am showing my friends the memes I saved to my phone

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
pick, post the picture. i need to know, for a fact, that you are an unattractive fat-rear end

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Why do you need to know that, for a fact

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it is not too forward if you do what you say and put bubbles over your boobies. but you may also want to put a bag over your head, these goons are real doxxers if you give them half an inch.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
lol pick after all this time passnig as an internet woman why would you use this thread of all threads to let the cat ou fo the bag? thnk how many times you have jerked off to all these guys thinking you're a woman. you're gonna lose out on that now.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
showwwwwww us yur tiiits lol



ahahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

nomadologique posted:

goons are real doxxers if you give them half an inch.

half an inch is about how much most goons could give her

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Universe Master posted:

half an inch is about how much most goons could give her

look at mr big dick here

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sheep-Goats posted:

Sexism itt is really grodo

above average height and long slender fingers and toes are marfan symptoms, she got it

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy

Pick posted:

I figured I'd find the most appropriate emoji and spam it with the photo

That's basically screaming gently caress me, but not technically actually coming out and saying it so could be ok

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
She's gonna find out he's really into water sports or something.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Wicker Man posted:

She's gonna find out he's really into water sports or something.

noooooooooooooooooo :(

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i'd pee on pick.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
idk why watersports get so much hate, wakeboarding is cool

now wakeboarding in a bubble bath pool? Now that is Vine-worthy my friend.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

afeelgoodpoop posted:

i'd pee on pick. In the shower.

Thereby claiming her.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bathtubs full of piss
showers spraying poo poo
that's my perfect chriiistmas

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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Neurolimal posted:

idk why watersports get so much hate, wakeboarding is cool

now wakeboarding in a bubble bath pool? Now that is Vine-worthy my friend.

Its hard to get a good wake going without a lot of bubbles going over board

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