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woke up this morning and ran to the toilet because i felt some diarrhea coming blew up the toilet. finished my business. 10 minutes later i had the same feeling like diarrhea was about to squirt out of my rear end in a top hat and onto my underwear. so, i went to the toilet again. sat there for about 30 goddamn minutes to make sure it was all out. get back to my room, and BOOM. feels like i am about to poo poo my pants. ive been doing this all day every hour or so. what the gently caress is wrong with my rear end???
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You have been posting quite a bit lately.
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Sep 8, 2015 22:54
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VendaGoat posted:You have been posting quite a bit lately.
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Sep 8, 2015 22:55
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you;re a woman now op
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Sep 8, 2015 22:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7wqqEtBlNc
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VendaGoat posted:You have been posting quite a bit lately. HAHAHA!!!!
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Sep 8, 2015 23:01
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stick a tampon up your butt
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Sep 8, 2015 23:04
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When you're sitting in a chair And you feel something tear Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Sep 8, 2015 23:07
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That happened to me when a Chinese co-worker offered me some "full moon" celebration thing and it had an old duck egg in it, which she didn't mention until after I swallowed.
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Sep 8, 2015 23:28
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Reverse Centaur posted:That happened to me when a Chinese co-worker offered me some "full moon" celebration thing and it had an old duck egg in it, which she didn't mention until after I swallowed. I would be beyond pissed
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Sep 8, 2015 23:48
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you might have polyps seriously changes in bowel habit are a v common indication you need a camera up in there to find out basically
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Sep 9, 2015 00:13
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like a deep sea research vessel or the magic school bus
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Sep 9, 2015 00:14
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oh its only today youre probably fine
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Sep 9, 2015 00:14
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My boyfriend has to pee every 5 minutes
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Sep 9, 2015 00:16
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he might have prostate cancer i recommend a finger up the rectum e: not for the enlarged prostate just in general XMNN fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Sep 9, 2015 00:24
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You do not op. You're so full of poo poo
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Sep 9, 2015 00:27
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Have you considered you might have lactose intolerance
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Sep 9, 2015 00:40
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One time I was at someone's house and poured myself a huge glass of grape juice because it was hot and humid outside and juice sounded good. Turns out it was prune juice and I didn't read the label. Had to call in to work for two days.
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Sep 9, 2015 00:41
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Full Metal Jackass posted:One time I was at someone's house and poured myself a huge glass of grape juice because it was hot and humid outside and juice sounded good. Turns out it was prune juice and I didn't read the label. You have Shartyfartblast Syndrome.
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Sep 9, 2015 02:15
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ive been pooping a lot because i take painkillers just often enough to gently caress with my bowel movements. when im not taking them at night i poop like crazy.
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Sep 9, 2015 02:17
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I did a bunch of sit-ups and it was like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the tube only it was my buttt
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Sep 9, 2015 02:23
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ya we can see u posting them in gbs
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Sep 9, 2015 02:24
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zimboe posted:You have Shartyfartblast Syndrome. get some imodium ffs
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Sep 9, 2015 02:26
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The tables have turned. I get the diarrhea feeling, run to the bathroom, and nothing comes out. I'm constipated with diarrhea. gently caress my rear end
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Sep 10, 2015 00:38
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i was reloading posted:gently caress my rear end Who wants a lovely dick?
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Sep 10, 2015 00:48
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Who wants a lovely dick? i do
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Sep 10, 2015 00:51
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some days i have to take like 4 shits in a day too OP i get it
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Sep 10, 2015 00:52
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the solution is to fill your rear end with caulk. this is actually the solution to many of lifes problems.
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Sep 10, 2015 00:52
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Keep hydrated poop ghost
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Sep 10, 2015 00:56
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Imodium imodium imodium Dis i say imodium yet?
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Imodium imodium imodium thanks
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