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Jonathan Yeah! posted:
I'll forgive it this once because of "emojihad".
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Sep 8, 2015 14:13
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I love that he put an antenna on that smartphone.
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Sep 8, 2015 18:54
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Sep 8, 2015 18:55
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New Onion Edge: Threat Level Hypothetical: How Cannibalistic Militias Could, Technically Speaking, Wipe Out A Small South American Village
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Sep 8, 2015 19:06
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Refugees Grateful For Chance To See Europe While Being Bounced From Country To Country
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Sep 9, 2015 01:05
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I want Kelly shirts. Not like shirts with Kelly comics on them, but shirts that say "TODAY'S NO GOOD TEENS" on them.
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Sep 9, 2015 01:08
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6 Controversial Psychological Experiments That Could Never Happen Today The Fleury-White Experiment may be my favorite.
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Leofish posted:I want Kelly shirts. Not like shirts with Kelly comics on them, but shirts that say "TODAY'S NO GOOD TEENS" on them. Pair it with an 'HONEST HARD-WORKING AMERICANS' shirt. Both may have a small corresponding Lady Liberty on the bottom. I will also accept a 'TODAY'S LATEST GIZMO' iPhone case, or something to that respect.
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I want to share my love of RAP BAND.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:56
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Father Comes Out As Gay The tags on this one are pretty great.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:20
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Jerusalem posted:Father Comes Out As Gay "loving CRAG"
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Sep 10, 2015 03:22
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6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies
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Sep 10, 2015 13:31
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Clickhole is doing a live choose your own adventure on Facebook where we're trying to get a date with Gabe, Clickhole's crush.
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Sep 10, 2015 18:59
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Wow: This Complex Goose Flying Formation Proves Just How Amazing Birds Are
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Sep 10, 2015 19:06
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Remember Chris From ‘Stand By Me’? Well, He Got Hot!
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Sep 10, 2015 19:11
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We Asked 22 Lifeguards About The Life They Most Regret Saving
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Sep 10, 2015 22:14
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Tags: WOW POOL DEATH OCEAN LIFE WHO KNEW? EYE OPENING REGRETS LIFEGUARDS OKLAHOMA
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Sep 11, 2015 03:42
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Can you have a low-key forest adventure? I couldn't because I'm an idiot addicted to danger 
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I was so low-key I died.
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Science FTW: Researchers Have Made A Major Cancer Breakthrough You’ll Somehow Never Hear About Again
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Sep 11, 2015 22:27
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I've somehow never seen this one before but it's topical: Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts Merry 9/11 to us, every one!
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Sep 11, 2015 23:20
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potato of destiny posted:I've somehow never seen this one before but it's topical: That is brutal.
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potato of destiny posted:Merry 9/11 to us, every one!  On that note, everybody remember this piece of poo poo? Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11 Rudy Giuliani Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Grinning During Entire 9/11 Ceremony Oooooh! They have a new one. Child At 9/11 Memorial Service Sternly Reminded We Are Sad Today Hannah Goetz posted:Caleb, we’re sad today, so no more goofing around. Got it? Do you see all the people’s faces? Everyone’s sad. This is very sad, okay? If you can’t stand still until they finish raising the flag and lighting the candles, then no Legends Of Chima later. You hear me? Robert Denby has a new favorite as of 23:59 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 23:55
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How can you miss the realest Onion article ever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaidaE1ZxrI
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The Onion’s predictions for the future are, not surprisingly, bleak: Amount Of Water Man Just Used To Wash Dish To Be Prize Of Hand-To-Hand Combat Match In 2065 The Onion posted:The victors in these future melees will, by all accounts, gladly choke the last shreds of life out of their opponents given the overwhelming motivation provided by the equivalent of the 17 seconds of tap water that Lachowsky had recently used to remove a thin film of leftover salad dressing from the ceramic vessel. Meteorologists Say Upcoming Hurricane Season To Be Permanent The Onion posted:it’s extremely important that everyone check their local weather forecast if they’re planning to head outdoors sometime between now and the death of the solar system. If we work together in the days, months, and eons ahead, we can make sure this hurricane season is safe for everyone Also, this is up there with the "our long national nightmare..." article: Study: Reality TV, Reality Unfair To Blacks
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Sep 14, 2015 18:07
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Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best.
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Sep 14, 2015 18:44
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 How To Craft The Perfect Opening Line On Tinder
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Sep 14, 2015 18:49
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Evil Mastermind posted:Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best. No Lady Liberty?
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Sep 14, 2015 19:34
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StandardVC10 posted:No Lady Liberty? Can't overuse it. It's a powerful symbol, but you can't go diluting it.
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Sep 14, 2015 19:40
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potato of destiny posted:I've somehow never seen this one before but it's topical: quote:Although Cheney himself has never received any Sept. 11 gifts, with the exception of a pair of silk pajamas from his wife and a second term in office Jesus Christ 
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We Are Not Properly Following Robert's Rules Of Order
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Sep 16, 2015 03:17
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StandardVC10 posted:No Lady Liberty? Much like Alan Alda in the Onion slideshows and the firetruck thing on Clickhole, if you start doing it every single time it eventually loses its humor.
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Sep 16, 2015 22:39
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Quirky Restaurant’s Bathroom Had Better loving Deliver
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Sep 16, 2015 23:18
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Another Onion spinoff? I actually thought the amount of output between The Onion and ClickHole is already high. I prefer not reading articles via mobile, so I always save the links on Facebook, and I usually have 20something onion/CH pieces saved each day as it is.
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Echo Chamber posted:Another Onion spinoff? huh?
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Sep 17, 2015 00:19
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Blast Fantasto posted:Much like Alan Alda in the Onion slideshows and the firetruck thing on Clickhole, if you start doing it every single time it eventually loses its humor. Dont bother. Basic reasoning and social psychology are lost on thw people posting on this forum...
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Last Chance posted:huh? StarWipe.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:21
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Starfix was one of the funniest parts of the Onion's video content, so I'm pretty happy about this.
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GOP Debate Stage Manager Pulls Ladies’ Podium Out Of Storage For Carly Fiorinaquote:“This thing was way back there jammed behind some sound equipment—I honestly didn’t think we’d be using it this year,” said Guzman as he brushed dust away from the floral-patterned carvings on the front of the lectern, which stands several inches shorter than the other podiums and features a lift-up vanity mirror, four delicate finials, and an upholstered velvet work surface for holding debate notes and personal accessories. Shirtless Mike Huckabee Spends Entire Debate Seated In Rickety Rocking Chair quote:“This economy’s been done ruined on account of President Obama getting too big for his britches and making a whole mess of new laws that feared away all them small business owners,” said Huckabee, pausing to take a drink from a ladle in a rusty copper bucket while wiping sweat from his brow with a rag pulled from the back pocket of his filthy blue jeans. Aides Rush On Stage To Rotate Scott Walker Back To Direction Of Audience quote:“It’s not unusual for him to get a little confused up there, what with all the bright lights and people talking on all sides, so if we see him starting to drift away like that, a couple of us will just hop up there and turn him back the right way,” said senior aide Kyle DeBacker, who added that Walker campaign staffers were almost always able to catch the presidential candidate before he’d wandered too far from his podium and could often redirect his gaze by snapping their fingers in the direction they wanted him to look.
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