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i love pre-scheduled corporate announcements about incremental changes to their products i am the highest evolved life form on the planet, living in the most privileged part of said planet, and this is what i choose to care about. you cannot stop me.
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David Copperfield posted:i love pre-scheduled corporate announcements about incremental changes to their products I like how the Apple fanboy media operates in a bubble similar to North Korea
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Sep 9, 2015 06:09
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all i want to know is if the blend-tec™ blender can still destroy the luxurious, rose-gold champfered edges ofthe new iphone
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Sep 9, 2015 06:10
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David Copperfield posted:i love pre-scheduled corporate announcements about incremental changes to their products lmao
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Sep 9, 2015 06:11
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David Copperfield posted:all i want to know is if the blend-tec™ blender can still destroy the luxurious, rose-gold champfered edges ofthe new iphone next iphone upgrade will include a app that deletes homeless people from the real world.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:13
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a nerd posting arguing about which videogame console is better is at least 5x as more dignified than apple nerds, because consoles come out every 5 or so but new phones come out every goddamn year (or less)
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Sep 9, 2015 06:14
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toggle posted:lmao yeah man human sentience is p loving ludicrous if you think about it
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Sep 9, 2015 06:14
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I predict apple faggitude.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:21
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Here's an announcement: iPhones are overpriced crap and iOS is a garbage operating system. They are the exact same price as any other 2 year contract phone. Android is terrible, my tablet constantly launches background apps that I will never use. I kill them all, hit Chrome, and like 5 more open. Its the worst OS on planet Earth.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:28
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is windows phone any good besides having no apps and no support in anything
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Sep 9, 2015 06:30
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That Robot posted:yeah man millions of years of evolution have ingrained the required instincts to make me hunger for a new smart phone every year
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Sep 9, 2015 06:32
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Every major carrier has free iPhones the argument about price can't be made. The only reason to buy android is you are making the conscious decision to have an inferior product so you can be different in some weird way. Apple will lead us into the cyberpunk future just accept it
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Sep 9, 2015 06:35
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true but like 2 US major carriers just dropped hardware subsidies on new phone contracts so it'll be neat to see if people still buy iphones on those plans
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Sep 9, 2015 06:37
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Every major carrier has free iPhones the argument about price can't be made. The only reason to buy android is you are making the conscious decision to have an inferior product so you can be different in some weird way. Apple will lead us into the cyberpunk future just accept it  Still waiting on you to back up how you're somehow not taking it up the rear end for your definitely subsidized iPhone. Best reason my phone is better than your phone: ip68.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:42
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I don't like itunes on windows so i went with a samsung I also don't give a poo poo about phones or big corporations that make phones
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Sep 9, 2015 06:48
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Prorat posted:They are the exact same price as any other 2 year contract phone. People still have phone contracts in tyool 2015? Also, sorry to hear about your incompetence with electronics - that must be frustrating.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:49
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fukn smell my fingers
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Sep 9, 2015 06:49
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CaptainSarcastic posted:People still have phone contracts in tyool 2015? Lol at poor people who cant afford a 2 year 4G contract.
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Sep 9, 2015 06:55
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Apple uses cash reserves to buy America, institutes full communism now
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Sep 9, 2015 06:56
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Gob rest Stebe Jubs
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Sep 9, 2015 07:00
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stefan jobbes was a bit of a oval office imo
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Sep 9, 2015 07:07
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mdm posted:Apple uses cash reserves to buy America, institutes full communism now
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Sep 9, 2015 07:09
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Nill posted:Apple can't manage instituting full communism in single factory in communist China. communism makes the world the factory!
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Sep 9, 2015 07:11
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i love siri just because of how comically bad it is at everything. outside of the smallest range of basic tasks, siri interprets things in pretty humorous ways it is fun to try. what a completely poo poo product
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Sep 9, 2015 07:18
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i don't get why people get excited. it would be fine if my phone had a new app i can't delete but it works fine now.
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Sep 9, 2015 07:46
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1. lmao if you don't buy a product because of the company's market practices as if the majority of companies aren't as culpable and would do anything to get more people to buy their poo poo products 2. lmao at nerds getting mad at apple interfaces being simple and easy to navigate 3. lmao if you think anyone makes superior products, lma0 @ people buying into android and windows, lomao you hate it because it's popular and cool you dorks
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Sep 9, 2015 07:52
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I hope they announce another iOS update so big that poors have to delete everything off their phone in order to install. That or bring Jobs out Weekend at Bernie's style.
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Sep 9, 2015 07:52
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Android is a fuckin joke. I buy iPhones because it has never reallt really given me a reason not to not any dumb brand loyalty poo poo
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Sep 9, 2015 07:56
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love putting stickers on my car to show the world which tech giant is my favorite
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Sep 9, 2015 08:00
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They will be announcing a groundbreaking new product, a phone with a 4.69 inch screen. Revolutionary. Nothing Apple announces is even going to approach that hardware encryption device Google showed off at Google I/O, and that's just boring old encryption. Speaking of that hardware encryption device, nobody knows about it because it wasn't shown at the keynote. It's a separate open source hardware device that encrypts files and messages. It's completely independent of the OS, the OS just sees a folder.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:01
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Rumors say that the iPhone 6s still wont have a 1080p screen lol
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Sep 9, 2015 08:05
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toggle posted:love putting stickers on my car to show the world which tech giant is my favorite I love having a million dumb gay white cables chargers and misc adapters you have to buy now to do advanced computing things like use ethernet that look cool when pristine before immediately getting dirty and looking like str8 garbage
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Sep 9, 2015 08:05
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The new phone is supposed to have the force click poo poo from the most recent macbook trackpads. Hopefully it's cool and good and not only in the 9" version or whatever obscene size they are now
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Sep 9, 2015 08:08
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That force click is a loving lame gimmick just like retina on laptops hth. Might be useful on phpnes tho (as retina is)
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Sep 9, 2015 08:10
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Man, must be a really busy day for the janitors at Foxconn having to put up all those extra suicide nets in preperation.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:27
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momerath posted:1. lmao if you don't buy a product because of the company's market practices as if the majority of companies aren't as culpable and would do anything to get more people to buy their poo poo products interdasting
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Sep 9, 2015 08:30
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i dont even have a smartphone that poo poo melts your brain and turns you into a retard
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Sep 9, 2015 08:41
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thathonkey posted:That force click is a loving lame gimmick just like retina on laptops hth. Might be useful on phpnes tho (as retina is) How is retina a gimmick? Hi dpi is the future and OS X is the only OS to really do it well. There is no downside to retina in Apple products because they are the only brand that understands how to put batteries in laptops. Seriously guys just accept that apple is really loving good at making products that work well and are easy to use. Those who don't accept Apple just want a reason to be different than the majority and are willing to get a piece of poo poo that will never see an update and will be 100% unsupported in a year. But keep buying crap and keeping giving google all your personal data because they are truly a company that loves nerds and respects you.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:45
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Siri needs a sassiness level adjustment in the settings.
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Sep 9, 2015 08:51
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isn't siri that big bummed porn lady?
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