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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Seems like they always go for an old white guy. Is the Vatican racist?

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Why not a Latino or Arab? Makes ya thinK

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

they would have to build all the black squares for him to walk on

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It goes white, white, white, white, black, black woman, black lesbian woman, Asian, gay woman Hispanic, Hispanic, white, gay black, Asian woman, white. The popes of the future.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I'll become catholic when the pope is a black woman

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the current pope was born in Argentina

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Is the Vatican racist?

Does the pope poo poo in the woods?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
also...lol if you consider Italians white people

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
What about Pope Urban?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Why not a Latino or Arab? Makes ya thinK

The current pope is latino dummy.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow
You haven't heard about Pope Lando?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
The current pop is quite obviously mexican

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Almost every pope has been Italian, so obviously its all about how well you can make a nice pizza.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

ZombieParts posted:

The current pop is quite obviously mexican


The current Pop is black and from Tampa.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Does the pope poo poo in the woods?

Not until we get a pope from India.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
every pope is secretly black and wearing whiteface

blacks are everywhere and they know im on to the fact that they are black

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Strudel Man posted:

What about Pope Urban?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

lol

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:prepop:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

Holy gently caress

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Strudel Man posted:

What about Pope Urban?

A good joke. :)

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The black pope started rapping and they just weren't ready for that kinda jive

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
Jesus was the first pope and he was black.

Harald posted:

also...lol if you consider Italians white people

Also this. Also pollocks.

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

Make this man a mod.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

realtalk: cardinal arinze from nigeria had a decent shot at getting elected last two conclaves

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

StashAugustine posted:

realtalk: cardinal arinze from nigeria had a decent shot at getting elected last two conclaves

Did he steal all their gold and skip town?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Seems like they always go for an old white guy. Is the Vatican racist?

the really simple answer is yes, pretty much yes.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I want the next one to be a Mexican woman and instead of a pope hat she can wear that giant fruit bowl hat.

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
we need a blope now

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:drat:

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:perfect:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
theres been no gay pope
also they hate sex havers
and women
and no kid popes?
wtf catholics

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Because do you really want a jesuit as pope?

(edit: oh wait, the current one is)

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPXeOR4oCoA

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Short answer: it is racist

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
hail satan

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

What has satan given me besides ghosts and goblins?


Oh, yeah:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDRUhhBVrng

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


The Brown Menace posted:

it's because the first time anyone called the black pope "father" he'd disappear from the vatican

:thurman:

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
All my popes are brown and red.

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Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Why not a Latino or Arab? Makes ya thinK

Yeah wtf why no Popes from South America???

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