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The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

...And it just keeps loving going. Not one of these idiots seems to realise that it's literally a slapfight over something that in the end has exactly zero importance in the realworld...

Ahhh, but that's where you're wrong. These slapfights are resulting in public opinion drives that cause policy to be made at the highest levels of the US government. Not Gamergate specifically, but those types of dramatized, media-hyped shouting matches.

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

All I know - or care - about this GamerGate bullshit is that both sides are absolute loving morons. It's one of these rare times both sides who give a gently caress are completely wrong and thence the worst examples of mouthbreathing retards are working it. Frankly roll up everyone from Sarrisken, Quinn, 4chan, Reddit to SJW's, Bronies, Gamers masturbating to Quiet and MRA's, put them on an island and nuke the whole loving lot of them from orbit. It's just a shitshow of utter stupid.

The thing that is amazing is that yes, gaming journalism really does need a huge toilet flush as it is so filled with repulsive stupid and corruption. Yes, there is a serious problem with sexism in gaming. But holy crap this whole GamerGate is just on a new level of loving stupid and the major actors are genuinely foul and obnoxious oxygen theives.

And it just keeps loving going. Not one of these idiots seems to realise that it's literally a slapfight over something that in the end has exactly zero importance in the realworld but yet here we go another round GamerGaters vs SJW's FIGHT!! Maybe the whole lot of them should step outside and play with a football. Or ride a bike. Or..... literally do anything other than mouthbreathe over a computer. SA's tagline of the Internet Makes You Stupid has never been truer with that bunch of cretins.

Now....... gently caress that poo poo I have a kitty on my shoulder and I cant reach for my phone to take a picture. Dont want to disturb sleeping kitty.

This "both sides are wrong" is what got you Abbot. Hope that helps.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Phone posted:

This "both sides are wrong" is what got you Abbot. Hope that helps.

No, what got us Abbott was Noun Verb Lie and climate change.

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel
Beep boop both sides do it the truth is in the middle everyone is bad but me

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Lightbulb Out posted:

Beep boop both sides do it the truth is in the middle everyone is bad but me

"And that's why I vote straight GOP ticket!"

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

The idea of General Mayhem getting a Hellcat Charger engine left me all :gizz: but the execution has left me :flaccid:

I pondered many things, like that I want more crazy stupid builds on low money and lots of time, that having a shop install the Hellcat engine instead of doing it themselves was cheating us of the real episode, that Roadkill is not fun when they have too much money to throw around, that maybe they should have posted on facebook that "Lawyers got involved, can't film it, gg GMG, sorry everyone else but it's not happening" and gone rallying instead of the crap we got.

Then I had an epiphany. What I really, really want is to see the guys from Project Binky install a Hellcat engine in a crapped-out charger and/or slap a supercharger on a Jaguar and/or put a massive turbo on a GM 4.3L in a junker. I'm never going to get to do anything like that - the closest I'm going to come to slinging the General Mayhem around on dirt roads Dukes of Hazzard style is maybe seeing a Hellcat Charger while I'm driving my heap of poo poo Blazer down the highway. Thus, what I really want is to live vicariously through someone else's project on Youtube. I want all the horrific dirty details, the entire build from start to end, 100% automotive engineering masturbation material.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

i swear to god once i have money and a place to work i'll make my own batshit crazy AI youtube channel

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Turns out 123 months is the magic number for a GM battery's life. Got to a delivery, shut off the car, got out. Got back to the car, turned the key, and got half a crank before the dash went nuts and the starter solenoid started sounding like a jackhammer.... even after I let go of the key. Then it stopped and repeated itself until I took my foot off the clutch.

Tried to push start it. It started, then the security light came on and it died.

Boss brought out his jump pack, followed me back to the store. Car cranked really slowly once we were back at the store, so I clocked out and went to Napa. For giggles they threw the battery on the tester...

13 volts :wtc: and 55 amps (CCA was 600 amps). And it was visibly swollen on both sides, but not warm. A few minutes later I started smelling rotten eggs, and touched the battery. Fucker was really hot, and had started swelling more. The parts guy said he was going to move it outside the building, and was pretty sure it had at least one shorted cell.

$130 and one mistaken battery later... :sigh: I was impressed that they have a direct fit battery that even works with the stock vent tubes though. (mistaken battery because most early 06 Ions used a group 75... mine apparently got a group 78, which only later 06 and all 07s normally got)

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The post from earlier that wasn't cooperating and I didnt have time to correct, my buddy bought a 3D printer and this is the first thing he made for me.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Well I'm a huge rear end in a top hat.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Rhyno posted:

Well I'm a huge rear end in a top hat.

What happened

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tusen Takk posted:

What happened

Girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, her friend told her I was proposing (I'm not, still paying for her new car) and I guess I'm a huge prick now.



Oh and I may have made a lovely comment about kids beating cancer but I don't know those people so I don't really feel bad about that.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


some texas redneck posted:

13 volts :wtc: and 55 amps (CCA was 600 amps). And it was visibly swollen on both sides, but not warm. A few minutes later I started smelling rotten eggs, and touched the battery. Fucker was really hot, and had started swelling more. The parts guy said he was going to move it outside the building, and was pretty sure it had at least one shorted cell.

Had one that came out of a dodge pickup about 2 weeks ago (as a core) in the store that was extremely swollen and smoking. Just set it in the back in a plastic back with a shop light hooked up to it using alligator clips. This quickly drained the battery and made it safe to handle without having to worry about someone loving with it and injuring themselves! :eng101:

blk
Dec 19, 2009
.

Rhyno posted:

Girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, her friend told her I was proposing (I'm not, still paying for her new car) and I guess I'm a huge prick now.



Oh and I may have made a lovely comment about kids beating cancer but I don't know those people so I don't really feel bad about that.

Not sure about the cancer but it otherwise sounds like your girlfriend's friend is the rear end in a top hat.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

blk posted:

Not sure about the cancer but it otherwise sounds like your girlfriend's friend is the rear end in a top hat.

Yeah I let her have it already.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol who the gently caress does that? And you're the rear end in a top hat? Nice relationship you got there.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

some texas redneck posted:

Turns out 123 months is the magic number for a GM battery's life. Got to a delivery, shut off the car, got out. Got back to the car, turned the key, and got half a crank before the dash went nuts and the starter solenoid started sounding like a jackhammer.... even after I let go of the key. Then it stopped and repeated itself until I took my foot off the clutch.

Tried to push start it. It started, then the security light came on and it died.

Boss brought out his jump pack, followed me back to the store. Car cranked really slowly once we were back at the store, so I clocked out and went to Napa. For giggles they threw the battery on the tester...

13 volts :wtc: and 55 amps (CCA was 600 amps). And it was visibly swollen on both sides, but not warm. A few minutes later I started smelling rotten eggs, and touched the battery. Fucker was really hot, and had started swelling more. The parts guy said he was going to move it outside the building, and was pretty sure it had at least one shorted cell.

$130 and one mistaken battery later... :sigh: I was impressed that they have a direct fit battery that even works with the stock vent tubes though. (mistaken battery because most early 06 Ions used a group 75... mine apparently got a group 78, which only later 06 and all 07s normally got)

Did you install it properly?

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Mk2 thread is up. Finally.

I really need to buy a computer, instead of living entirely on mobile. But that cuts in to car and bike parts, sooooo....

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

leica posted:

Lol who the gently caress does that? And you're the rear end in a top hat? Nice relationship you got there.

I'm the rear end in a top hat because I went the gently caress off on her friend and called her a litany of rotten things. I'm not clear because angry and drunk.

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
Happy Friday everyone! I'm like 200 posts behind on this thread because y'all were being ornery as gently caress and I just couldn't take it, but I wanted to let you know that I still love you all (except corn you're a bad poster and should stop). And ok, ok, that's partially the amazing 9.9% trippel I just drank talking, but IT COMES FROM THE HEART.

There was some discussion about content on the forum and having more project thread which has me thinking I'd like to try to get a new 2002 post up in the coming months so that you can all watch me go from a lovely welder to a slightly less lovely welder and people that know what they're doing can ask why I'm using TIG to patch a floor pan when I could be using MIG and I'll flame them like "WIREFEED IS FOR THE BIRDS MAN TIG IS WHERE IT'S AT".

Rhyno did you sell the MS6 yet? You probably should.

blk I have two garage spaces and my wife has none because they're tandem, but I've already made the promise that either when I build a garage or we buy another house that she gets a parking spot AND a new car/suv of her choice (as long as it's not a lovely choice between you guys and me).

Oh, and adiabatic those powerplant pictures were crazy and that seems like an excellent place to get murdered!

Have a good weekend everybody!

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Enourmo posted:

i swear to god once i have money and a place to work i'll make my own batshit crazy AI youtube channel

I know based on the tumblr posts of mine that you like and repost you have what it takes to make some truly great freak poo poo.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

I'm the rear end in a top hat because I went the gently caress off on her friend and called her a litany of rotten things. I'm not clear because angry and drunk.

Sounds to me like she deserved it, don't sweat it man.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
Ohhhhhhh meatpimp myyyyyyyyyyyy meatpimp the meatiest of pimps

Pimp yo meat girl yes you know whatcha gotta do pimp dat meat girl meatpimp of my heart

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I know based on the tumblr posts of mine that you like and repost you have what it takes to make some truly great freak poo poo.

shhh we do not speak of that place

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Adiabatic posted:

Ohhhhhhh meatpimp myyyyyyyyyyyy meatpimp the meatiest of pimps

Pimp yo meat girl yes you know whatcha gotta do pimp dat meat girl meatpimp of my heart

For some reason, this made a horrible song pop in to my head.

https://youtu.be/6x-JVXkd8SQ

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Rhyno posted:

Girlfriend's birthday is tomorrow, her friend told her I was proposing (I'm not, still paying for her new car) and I guess I'm a huge prick now.



Oh and I may have made a lovely comment about kids beating cancer but I don't know those people so I don't really feel bad about that.

What the gently caress is going on in Indiana? (Please read this in H Jon Benjamin's voice)

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Stepdad got his truck back from Aamco. Apparently driving fine.

I'm just wondering what all was done. Invoice shows:

quote:

New - Banner Kit (B)
New - Filter (B)
New - Band (B) OD
Band Rear
OD Servo
Torque Converter
Lubegard
(on top of labor)

I'm guessing he actually got a full rebuild on it? Still questioning why he just dumped $2500 (especially at Aamco) into a 14 year old truck that's seen better days instead of a used transmission, but it's his money. They did say they found metal shavings in it, hence the torque converter.

Phone posted:

Did you install it properly?

No smoke was seen, and the horn didn't go apeshit, so I assume I did not splash any bystanders.

The radio even works!

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot
Looked at a Saab 9-5 3.0 (yes the awful asymmetrical turbo) it was blowing blue at start up the did the smoke screen behind it as I tried to drive it. It had absolutely no power climbing a small hill. The boost gauge went strait to middle then it started miss firing.

I say blown turbo. My spidy senses say walk away from this car. They want $1000 for it. I said I'd give 500 and that's being very generous. The paint needs some love and the interior is worn but not trashed. Car has 140k miles, feels decent though. I wanted to but it, slap a turbo on it and sell it.

What are your thoughts AI? My spidy senses said walk away. Blown turbo, a car with a dead manufacturer, and just being used, I decided to just simply walk away.

Good choice - yes/no?

tldl; bk looks at a broken Saab to flip for cash. He walked away, yes/no

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Assume you won't make your money back when you go to flip it. At best you'll get your expenses covered, and you have to do things on the mega-cheap and deal with the car clogging up your poo poo for months. Still worth it?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I had a customer come in today claiming her and her daughter's iPhones had been compromised by a member of lulsec, who supplied a snippet of the code of the virus he used to infect them and had this ultra libertarian woman worked into a tizzy while her poor daughter rolled her eyes

I asked to see the code and it was literally spaghetti code with the word "payload" at the top with the woman's name and Facebook link

she felt much better after I told her some kid was trolling her through Facebook and her daughter was v smug

welp that's my iPhone 6S launch story thanks for reading!

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
tusen takk, where the gently caress is my iphone 6s plus 128GB?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Phone posted:

tusen takk, where the gently caress is my iphone 6s plus 128GB?

Nice, I'm getting the same one when my upgrade hits in October.

We had a bunch left when we closed tonight

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Then why does my order say "ships in 3 weeks"? Why is there no option for a contract-less handset?

Why is this launch so bad? Whyyyy

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Speaking of phones, I inherited my roomie's old Nokia Lumia 635, and holy poo poo it's a massive step up from my old ZTE... whatever. The Windows phone OS is super slick and fast and I dig how everything looks. Am I a terrible person now for being one of those lame Windows phone users? :v:

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Phone posted:

Then why does my order say "ships in 3 weeks"? Why is there no option for a contract-less handset?

Why is this launch so bad? Whyyyy

Your last couple posts are so meta.

Also gently caress Apple, etc

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Phone posted:

Then why does my order say "ships in 3 weeks"? Why is there no option for a contract-less handset?

Why is this launch so bad? Whyyyy

Because you did it online instead of in store

Also there is never unlocked iPhones when t first launches because it's probably the only demand we allow the carriers to make lol

If it makes a difference the t-mobile, sprint, and Verizon phones are all unlocked and guaranteed to work on euro LTE, which loving rules

Apple.com/iphone/lte for reference

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
The idea if tiered pre-orders that have random gently caress-all "sense" is dumb as hell. So on the first day, you can online pre-order, but if you wait a week, you can reserve a spot in line to make sure you get a handset.

I'm on an mvno, give me an unlocked handset and let me pay you way too much loving money for this dumb garbage.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I am naught but a lowly visual specialist

Sorry bud :/

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

BrokenKnucklez posted:

What the gently caress is going on in Indiana? (Please read this in H Jon Benjamin's voice)

"Indiana" probably sums it up

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Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Tusen Takk posted:

I am naught but a lowly visual specialist

Sorry bud :/

You told us you worked at Apple but not at the Apple store :v:

T1g4h posted:

Speaking of phones, I inherited my roomie's old Nokia Lumia 635, and holy poo poo it's a massive step up from my old ZTE... whatever. The Windows phone OS is super slick and fast and I dig how everything looks. Am I a terrible person now for being one of those lame Windows phone users? :v:

I love my Lumia 1020 and am looking forward to the Microsoft event next month.

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