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I recently attended a neighborhood meeting and the police gave us important tips on dealing with the homeless: 1. You are not obligated to give the homeless money, if they harass you and you give them money you can't get the money back if you call the police afterwards on them. (This was a real point that was made by the police) 2. Don't give the homeless money, if you give them money they will recognize you the next time they see you and harass you again. (This was a real point that was made by the police) 3. If you see a homeless begging for money call the police. They often have criminal records and many crimes have been solved by the police responding to reports of beggars. (This was a real point that was made by the police) 4. If you see a homeless acting suspicious call the police, many of them are criminals. (This was a real point that was made by the police) 5. If you see a homeless person sleeping on the street call the police, this is a criminal offense and we can use it to take them out of your neighborhood. (This was a real point that was made by the police) Anyways please share your helpful advice to dealing with the homeless, sadly we had to cut the homeless advice off because people were angry that the city made a deal to put 6 units of housing for poor people in a new 9 digit development. The minimum income required to qualify for said unit for poor people was $52,000 a year as a single person with no kids.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:33 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:12 |
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suck my loving balls, rear end in a top hat
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:34 |
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what a surprise, 3O advocating for greed
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:34 |
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Three Olives posted:I recently attended a neighborhood meeting and the police gave us important tips on dealing with the homeless: you are the best troll
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:35 |
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Homeless people would be a lot less annoying if they had homes. I'm not a homelessologist though, so don't quote me on that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:36 |
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Hobohemian posted:Homeless people would be a lot less annoying if they had homes. I'm not a homelessologist though, so don't quote me on that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:38 |
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the poor
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:38 |
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Tips for dealing with the rich: 1. Drag them into the street, kill them, and throw a rad block party to dine on their barbeque'd flesh.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:39 |
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Homoless
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:39 |
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2. "Hey dude, that's a nice Porsche." "Oh, thanks. I've wanted one since I was--" "Sike!"
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:40 |
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Three Olives is a good poster
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:41 |
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You could have taken this on the gawker media circuit and you wasted it here Oh and I live near a bunch of slumlords that are slowly phasing out poors by putting new requirements on leases like that one person in the home must make at minimum as many times the rent as there are bedrooms in order to weed out the subletting college students and families. They used their windfall to paint the entire exterior of all their buildings a godawful shade of puce, painting over moss and mold and mildew instead of cleaning it off. Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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One time a homeless man asked me if I had fifty cents and I got really excited because I did have fifty cents. I had two quarters right in my pocket!! So I smiled at him and I gave him the quarters and I told him to have a great night and then he gave me a dirty look and walked away with my quarters. I am never helping the homeless ever again.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:44 |
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Three Olives posted:I recently attended a neighborhood meeting and the police gave us important tips on dealing with the homeless: kill urself but first kill everyone in your condominium
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:45 |
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3-O does sex things to the homeless.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:46 |
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ThePriceIsRight posted:the poor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:46 |
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Smelly Bohemian posted:3-O does sex things to the homeless. Those nickles add up to condo money.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:47 |
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homeless people do not accept credit debit or bitcoin
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:48 |
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It's harsh but true.... give a homeless person some money one time and they will just keep coming back forever, asking for more each time.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:49 |
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My name is Donald Trump and I say we shoot homeless people on site.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:06 |
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don't forget to spay and neuter your homeless
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:07 |
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Justin Godscock posted:My name is Donald Trump and I say we shoot homeless people on site. harsh but fair
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:09 |
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the last time i gave a homeless man money, he asked me for 5 more dollars and stood in my way until i gave him the money. i could have tried to get past him but he was a 6'6 black dude, so i wasn't gonna chance it.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:09 |
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Homeless always have a bottle of booze hidden somewhere on them or nearby. Toss a few splashes on whatever your preferred hole is before you pork it, because the alcohol will likely kill whatever bacteria is making the hole smell so bad.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:09 |
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every single time i have given people money on the street they have asked me for more. not like when i pass the next day but for more right there. i gave a dude a 5 and he asked me for a 20
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:14 |
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i told him that is way too much money for a suck without a gently caress
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:14 |
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I give people money all the time and they just say "thanks, have a good night". I bet you pussy rear end motherfuckers are just making up poo poo like when fat people talk about getting accosted at the supermarket.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:16 |
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i feel like this would be a similar spiel that christians would have on dealing with the gays
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:18 |
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Hobohemian posted:I give people money all the time and they just say "thanks, have a good night". I bet you pussy rear end motherfuckers are just making up poo poo like when fat people talk about getting accosted at the supermarket. No one time I lived in a historic neighborhood bordering the ghetto and this old lady came to my back door while I was making dinner and said "I'm homeless and I really need my insulin can I have money for insulin?" and I said "no way" and she said "but I'm dying!" and broke a planter I had on the back deck and I yelled "no one cares if a homeless dies" and she broke another planter then when the police came to get her body out of the flowerbed they said they knew her it turns out she just had Alzheimer's but I'm the one who had to buy two new planters.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:20 |
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I gave a homeless dude a cigarette the other night when he asked, because you're kind of a jerk if you have smokes and don't give one to someone who asks.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:21 |
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Fojar38 posted:every single time i have given people money on the street they have asked me for more. not like when i pass the next day but for more right there. i gave a dude a 5 and he asked me for a 20 cool story that never happened
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:25 |
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PT6A posted:I gave a homeless dude a cigarette the other night when he asked, because you're kind of a jerk if you have smokes and don't give one to someone who asks. Agreed it's only like 30 cents but one time outside the hospital this homeless guy asked me for a cigarette then he needed to use my lighter and I let him but when he was bringing it to his face he sneezed and a big loogie landed right on the lighter and he wiped it off but it was my only lighter I had on me and I had to throw it away and then wash my hands. I know it's only like a 1/3 chance that a homeless guy would have TB but I don't like those odds.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:26 |
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Hobohemian posted:Homeless people would be a lot less annoying if they had homes. I'm not a homelessologist though, so don't quote me on that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:29 |
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I buy them food and have good conversations with them and if possible direct them to places that can help them.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:29 |
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I'm terrified of homless people because I'm scared they represent my inevitable fate. There I loving said it.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:35 |
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Give them weapons so they can do home invasions in OPs neighborhood.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:36 |
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Oh noes the homeless have stolen Three Olives' Keurig.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:42 |
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I don't know maybe if we throw another trillion at poor people then we wont have poor people any more. The first trillions werent enough yet.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:43 |
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Last winter we had, what for us anyway, was a series of bitterly cold nights. We do have a few homeless in our town that Mrs. Genesplicer and I recognize. We had gone to our local supermarket to buy groceries, and saw one of the local homeless in the liquor section looking over the various bottles and counting coins, to see if he had enough. Mrs. Genesplicer and I were nearby, looking at some booze for ourselves, and we went over to talk to him. We asked which bottle he was considering. He pointed out a fifth of vodka, but said he wasn't sure if he had enough. I looked over the coins, and estimated he had 3 or 4 bucks. Not quite enough. Mrs. Genesplicer looked at me and nodded. I handed him a ten and said "This should help. But please, go get something from the hot food display, too. It's a cold night." He took the money and looked at us with disbelief. I think it was because we gave him money at a time when it was obvious he was going to buy booze, and were not judging him. We wished him well and went on our way. Later, in line, we saw him in the next lane, with his bottle of vodka and a hot chicken meal. He saw us and smiled. Some people might criticize me for helping support his addiction. I don't care. I figure that most homeless people would not be homeless if they had a choice, and something put them in that lovely situation. If I can do something to ease their suffering and give them a little comfort, I will. I have taken some homeless to shelters. I even once gave a guy the jacket off my back because he was obviously freezing and I was headed home in my nice, warm truck. I have more. He didn't. Mrs. Genesplicer and I have bags of supplies that we give out, as well as a few bucks in each bag. The people who just want to shove them elsewhere are dicks. I hate to tell you, but if you don't want to help, you are a dick, too. You don't have to give out money, but little things like not treating them like dirt as you walk past. Not calling the cops to move them along. They get harassed enough as it is. Something as simple as dry socks on a wet day can really do wonders for them. Little ways to acknowledge they are part of the human family and not forgotten.
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 06:44 |
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GORDON posted:I don't know maybe if we throw another trillion at poor people then we wont have poor people any more. The first trillions werent enough yet. those that come back get to go to school a la GI Bill. everyone wins.
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