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imurdaddy415 posted:truth Nope. ... Astrofig posted:And I'm going to guess the glue is the lie because who brings glue to the toilet? Somebody who had 30 minutes to eat chow and get to 1300 formation, a broken pushbroom (which are like loving gold in the Army), a (apparently leaking) Army-issue sized tube of superglue, a lot of drysweeping to do once he gets back to the motorpool, and a wicked rumbling in his gut. #3 is the lie. We dumped and ran for it. A cop did spot us and turned on his lights (he was drove into the square just as we were dumping the last box), but apparently getting out of the car was too much effort, so we ducked down side alleys and got away. It wasn't nearly as epic as we were hoping...it foamed enough to run over the sides and cover the square, but not the town-filling wall of foam we were imagining. That was almost 20 years ago, so I reckon the Statute of Limitations has run out. Sapper fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Sep 27, 2015 |
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I'm suicidal I went through pretty heavy poo poo growing up I beat my ex-girlfriend until she landed in a hospital.
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Archer666 posted:I'm suicidal
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- I stole a 1st edition Charizard card from a friend and sold it for $500 - My DeviantArt account netted me a legitimate job - I was a runway model with a sweet fro once
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Das Boo posted:- I stole a 1st edition Charizard card from a friend and sold it for $500 The first is the lie. I'm assuming you're a black male (the runway model part) and you're a goon, so the DeviantArt isn't much of a stretch.
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- accidentally taught myself binary in middle school and didn't realize it until about a decade later - accidentally won first place in a programming competition in high school - was hired to teach the last third of my college programming course
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 02:35 |
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Sapper posted:The first is the lie. Correct on the lie. And for funsies: - I'm white - I'm gay - I'm lady
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 02:44 |
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I have no belly button I have petted a live sea otter The singer Jewel's father was my music teacher
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Tendai posted:I have no belly button lie truth truth
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:lie
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how do you not have a navel? was it removed in some kind of surgery or injury? or were you made in a lab
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-i have a coffeemaker -i have a toaster -i have a waffle iron
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:how do you not have a navel? was it removed in some kind of surgery or injury? or were you made in a lab It kind of freaks me out when I look down sometimes YeahTubaMike posted:-i have a toaster
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 03:57 |
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Das Boo posted:Correct on the lie. And for funsies:
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 04:00 |
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Tendai posted:I have no belly button Truth Lie Truth -I can painlessly dislocate both of my thumbs -I had to sign a contract stating that I wouldn't sell guided missile technology to anti-NATO countries -I went to school with a professional NHL (hockey) player
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- In kindergarten I met Greg Farshtey, the guy who wrote the books for BIONICLE, at a book signing, and in the picture we have of him he's giving a thumbs up and his thumb looks loving tiny - I once fell into a fish pond in Thailand after leaning on the wooden railing while trying to feed the fish and ended up landing on top of a massive trout - The essay that got me into college used Greedo and Han Solo and George Lucas as a metaphor for my personal journey
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 04:31 |
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grack posted:Truth Also: Lie Truth Truth
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 04:39 |
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Tendai posted:You are correct! Nope, sorry
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symbolic posted:3rd is lie Nope!
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I shat on a 3,000 dollar rug. I followed my girlfriend into the women's bathroom at a restaurant and shouted "I have to put something into her mouth!" I drive an orange pick-up truck with confederate flag details and with drunk white people in the back 24/7 even as I am typing this. They're all true!
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:21 |
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Das Boo posted:Nope!
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I am Yahweh, I am Mohammad, I am Jesus
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 05:35 |
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pr0p posted:I am Yahweh, I am Mohammad, I am Jesus
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I once ate a peacock I have a very small dick I've shot heroin
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Peacocks are screeching rear end in a top hat birds who deserve to be eaten so I hope that one's true.
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-I'm tripping balls - im double jointed in one of my thumbs - this post isn't poo poo
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mdm posted:-I'm tripping balls
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symbolic posted:door #3 tricked you the answer was both 1 and 3
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Tendai posted:Peacocks are screeching rear end in a top hat birds who deserve to be eaten so I hope that one's true. That one is true. I was at a Karen Burmese refugee camp in Northern Thailand during summer break in college. Peacocks taste like poo poo.
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olin posted:That one is true. I was at a Karen Burmese refugee camp in Northern Thailand during summer break in college. Peacocks taste like poo poo.
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olin posted:I once ate a peacock 3 is definitely the lie, fake junkie
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Aralan posted:3 is definitely the lie, fake junkie yup
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# ? Sep 27, 2015 07:42 |
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I'm getting a blowjob right now as I type this. I've hosed 3 separate women across 2 states on the same day. I'm a pilot.
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im gay im str8 im bi
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WorldsStrongestNerd posted:I'm getting a blowjob right now as I type this. 3 is a LIE
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I used to moderate a video game forum I've never been to a concert I had sex with my friend's mother and later went to her wedding
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Aralan posted:I used to moderate a video game forum
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ROFLburger posted:
Third post is the lie
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ROFLburger posted:
RIP
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Lol, boy do I love concerts
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