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All the cars ran on those bumper car electric cables instead of gasoline because there were no fossil fuels in the alternate universe where dinosaurs never went extinct.
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Gotta go fast - Super Morio
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Oct 6, 2015 13:26
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If it was the future then why didn't everyone just ride Teslas?
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Oct 6, 2015 13:27
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we need to close the devolution ray gap between america and the koopa kingdom
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Oct 6, 2015 13:29
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then what powered the elericity
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Oct 6, 2015 13:29
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Oh my god JC, a bomb! -- Super Maurice O'Brothers
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Oct 6, 2015 13:29
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It wasn't the future it was the present in a different place at a different time because a Mario movie these days would star Ron Jeremy but it was made in the 80s but it should still star Ron Jeremy.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:30
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u ever notice how mario is a plumber but u never see any dookie where's the dookie mario
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Oct 6, 2015 13:31
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I'll rip your head off and poo poo down your neck -- Maury Bruvva
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Oct 6, 2015 13:33
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*mario plunges a toilet and a shell comes out* mamma mia
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Oct 6, 2015 13:34
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super mario 3 boss idea for when the game is redone: flushed paper towel
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Oct 6, 2015 13:34
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fossil fuels arent from dinosaurs you turdlord. coal is from plant matter from mostly the carboniferous and oil and gas are mostly from myriad marine organisms from probably even pre-cambrian times but certainly all the phanerozoic eras and beyond
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Oct 6, 2015 13:35
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Hey, listen! -- Marty O. Bathers
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Oct 6, 2015 13:35
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Look at all dat JUICE! -- Amor Ieoh
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Oct 6, 2015 13:38
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concerned mom posted:fossil fuels arent from dinosaurs you turdlord. coal is from plant matter from mostly the carboniferous and oil and gas are mostly from myriad marine organisms from probably even pre-cambrian times but certainly all the phanerozoic eras and beyond Well there wouldn't be those either because it's implied the alternate universe wasn't settled until the end of the dinosaur times.. Over There posted:then what powered the elericity Nuclear power.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:40
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if you think about it that moon on saturn or whatever with the vast deep oceans, if it has life and possibly tectonic movement, it would have so much oil you'd end up with there will be blood in space
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Oct 6, 2015 13:42
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Still waiting for the sequal
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I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee -- Merry O'Rutthers
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Oct 6, 2015 13:46
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Still waiting for the Squall 
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Oct 6, 2015 13:47
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If Koopa took over the mushroom kingdom via a violent military coup (as seen at the start if the movie) and became dictator for life then why are there those huge VOTE FOR KOOPA posters in the background all through the movie?
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Oct 6, 2015 13:48
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If Koopa took over the mushroom kingdom via a violent military coup (as seen at the start if the movie) and became dictator for life then why are there those huge VOTE FOR KOOPA posters in the background all through the movie? Like many real life dictators, I suspect he gets 101% of the vote.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:49
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concerned mom posted:if you think about it that moon on saturn or whatever with the vast deep oceans, if it has life and possibly tectonic movement, it would have so much oil you'd end up with there will be blood in space you dont need life if your going to saturn for hydro carbons. Titan has literal lakes of propane on the surface
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Oct 6, 2015 13:50
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Over There posted:then what powered the elericity You just have to trap a Koopa Troopa in between two blocks. The rest is magic.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:52
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Rutibex posted:you dont need life if your going to saturn for hydro carbons. Titan has literal lakes of propane on the surface HankHillcryingtearsofjoy.gif
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Oct 6, 2015 13:52
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Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield? -- Mary Hose
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"It's a me, Mario" -Soundic Hedge
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Oct 6, 2015 13:54
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"I'mma gonna win" - super mario brothers from the mario arty
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Oct 6, 2015 13:55
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interesting fact about this flick: the small head guys from super mario brtohers hosed hard and swift and fast shooting ropes into cloacas of each other and gave bird to dana carvey in master of disguise
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Oct 6, 2015 13:56
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A reminder that Bob Hoskins hated making that film more than anything in his life:Bob Hoskins posted:The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin' nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! Fuckin' nightmare. Fuckin' idiots.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:56
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"I'm stealing the peaches" -King Bowow
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I still haven't figured out why they had Princess Daisy in the film instead of Princess Peach.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I still haven't figured out why they had Princess Daisy in the film instead of Princess Peach. Copyright issues.
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im p. sure that the squeal that lives in marioland only goes by leon. please get your mario lore stragiht
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quakster posted:im p. sure that the squeal that lives in marioland only goes by leon. please get your mario lore stragiht what happened to ur av
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Oct 6, 2015 14:16
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I still haven't figured out why they had Princess Daisy in the film instead of Princess Peach. The movie is based in the Super Mario Land universe which explains the pyramids and
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Oct 6, 2015 14:19
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The only Super Mario Bros film I acknowledge is スーパー マリオ ブラザーズ ピーチ姫救出大作戦! (Sūpā Mario Burazāzu Pīchi-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!) which was released in 1986 in GLORIOUS NIPPON and the baka gaijin live action movie is dead to me.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpRYwNviSus
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Oct 6, 2015 14:24
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super mario should be celebrated as a cultural icon to show just how high a lowly italiano can grow
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I was very young and I got a luigi figurine from the movie and it was only when I grew up that I realised I had owned a John Leguizamo action figure. Edit:vv wowza. Joust fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Joust posted:I was very young and I got a luigi figurine for the movie and it was only when I grew up that I realised I had owned a John Leguizamo action figure. Well at least it wasn't a Fisher Stevens action figure 
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