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Oh hello! Welcome to the Geoduck thread! First a little science: Geoducks are not actually ducks, their closest relative is the turtle but many people mistake them for clams. They spend their days beneath the sands waiting for their prey.  In ancient times Geoducks could grow to enormous lengths (30ft) and girths and could easily consume a horse, bear or small elephant. In the 1800s Geoducks were hunted to near extinction for their prized turtle shells which were used to make women's hats back in Europe. The following picture depicts a group of boys who were hunted and stalked by an extremely rare giant geoduck. This particular geoduck killed four boys before it was finally subdued.  Not all Geoducks were savage killing beasts and some were regarded as generous lovers. Sailors and fishermen were known to seek out these erotic geoduck colonies. Today some people carry on consensual relationships with Geoducks despite the stigma society still has against such arrangements.  What do you know about Geoducks that you can share?
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Oct 9, 2015 20:06
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i know that they're basically 85% horse penis
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Oct 9, 2015 20:08
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it'd be cool if humans didn't wipe out every cool animal like keep a few you know? when you kill them all you can't make any more.
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Oct 9, 2015 20:11
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Moridin920 posted:it'd be cool if humans didn't wipe out every cool animal
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Oct 9, 2015 20:14
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symbolic posted:i know that they're basically 85% horse penis actually turtle penis but it like a turtle that is hung like a horse Moridin920 posted:it'd be cool if humans didn't wipe out every cool animal ya but like the shark, a geoduck is an apex predator so humans are scared of them 
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Oct 9, 2015 20:15
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Moridin920 posted:it'd be cool if humans didn't wipe out every cool animal we were put here on this earth to kill all the living things. Once we're done and this planet is but a mere husk we will take to the stars, to kill all the other planets and their living things too it is all part of gods grand design
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Oct 9, 2015 20:16
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Zzulu posted:we were put here on this earth to kill all the living things. Once we're done and this planet is but a mere husk we will take to the stars, to kill all the other planets and their living things too I totally agree but what about people like this guy: He loves Geoducks and is legally married to one. Do we make exceptions when it's love? Even if we don't understand that love?
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Oct 9, 2015 20:20
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Luvcow posted:I totally agree but what about people like this guy: either the geoduck or the guy, i don't care
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Oct 9, 2015 20:21
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symbolic posted:we should probably kill him before he breeds the guy would be easy but the geoduck is a vicious killing machine
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Oct 9, 2015 20:23
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Luvcow posted:the guy would be easy but the geoduck is a vicious killing machine
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Oct 9, 2015 20:38
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so I assume you can gently caress it? is it like a giant pocket pussy
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Oct 9, 2015 20:43
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Blue Train posted:so I assume you can gently caress it? is it like a giant pocket pussy
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Oct 9, 2015 20:45
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they got spooky mouths
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Oct 9, 2015 20:46
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symbolic posted:idk man it might bite your pee pee off hot, where do i get one
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Oct 9, 2015 20:51
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Oct 9, 2015 20:59
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Blue Train posted:hot, where do i get one your local geoduck retailer should have plenty in stock
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Oct 9, 2015 20:59
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Why is the sea full of so much creepy poo poo? Why?
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Oct 9, 2015 21:16
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if youre afriad of killing animals and ruining the earth you're a big fuckin baby who cares youll be dead
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Oct 9, 2015 21:18
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The shell interior is a thing of beauty. Much better than the pearls created by your average clam.
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Oct 9, 2015 21:23
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it's pronounced gooey duck
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Oct 9, 2015 21:24
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Flambeau posted:The shell interior is a thing of beauty. Ok I like that but I dont like the giant tentacle penis thing when it's alive.
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Oct 9, 2015 21:26
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Luvcow posted:He loves Geoducks and is legally married to one. Do we make exceptions when it's love? Even if we don't understand that love? 
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Oct 9, 2015 21:31
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i believe justice kennedy would hold in favor of human-geoduck marriage
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Oct 9, 2015 21:33
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homeless idiot evergreen state college geoduck alumni checking in. 
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Oct 9, 2015 21:35
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they are phallic like really phallic nature's living dick joke they're dicks that dig themselves into the sea floor and filter feed in places where the water drains out of an inlet or something people go out and dig the big dicks out of the dirt
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Oct 9, 2015 21:37
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who the gently caress named this animal anyway and how high were they
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Oct 9, 2015 21:39
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Geodicks diiiiiiccckkksss
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Oct 9, 2015 21:41
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let it ALL! HANG! OUT!
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Oct 9, 2015 21:42
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GEODUCKS ARE DICKS THAT LIVE IN THE SEA I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH
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Oct 9, 2015 21:43
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Monkey Fracas posted:GEODUCKS ARE DICKS THAT LIVE IN THE SEA and they are dug up by Seamen. It all comes together.
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Oct 9, 2015 22:05
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String Beans posted:and they are dug up by Seamen. It all comes together.    
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Oct 9, 2015 22:06
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String Beans posted:and they are dug up by Seamen. It all comes together. I think I'm starting to see the big picture here
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Oct 9, 2015 22:09
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LordArgh posted:it's pronounced gooey duck
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Oct 9, 2015 22:10
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I know geochucks are extremely adulterous and are often referred to as the geocuck.
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Oct 9, 2015 22:13
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You need a 600 gallon aquarium to have one as a pet. lame.
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Oct 9, 2015 22:13
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i've never had one but the idea of a giant clam makes me hungry, i'd like to fry one of those ocean dongs up
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Oct 9, 2015 22:15
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Luvcow, where are their eyes? TIA
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Oct 9, 2015 22:22
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For a while there geoducks were an ingredient on like all the different cooking competition shows so I know you have to work really hard to get all the sand out or you fail the round and get sent home and now your parents will never know that you made the right choice to drop out of supermodeling to be a chef.
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Oct 9, 2015 22:27
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The geoduck to me is very similar to a clitoris or g-spot. I've read and seen much information about them but I still have no idea what the gently caress they are our where I can find one. E: on the bright side my phone tried multiple times to correct geoduck to geofuck. What the hell? ncumbered_by_idgits fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Oct 9, 2015 |
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Oct 9, 2015 22:35
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:The geoduck to me is very similar to a clitoris or g-spot. I've read and seen much information about them but I still have no idea what the gently caress they are our where I can find one. Like some kinda sick version of geocaching where you hide boxes with dildos in them in the woods or something I dunno man
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Oct 9, 2015 22:42
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