Kalli posted:

Peyton does have a dead baby arm and it's clear when watching games what he is extremely physically limited, and playing behind a lovely offensive line.

He's just also one of the better quarterbacks ever, so is still able to succeed because he still has some fantastic weapons and can figure out what you're doing better then you can.

shiksa posted:

welp, rip Russell Wilson, hopefully you get to bang ciara in a hottub filled with nanobubbles before sunday.


grab bawls-my bawls-and stick em in your mouth.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Derek Carr is the best in the division according to PFF

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Do I grab Rawls again, or start Antonio Gates

Marshmallow Blue posted:

Do I grab Rawls again, or start Antonio Gates

nerve posted:

Get em boys

Marshmallow Blue posted:

yeah wrong thread.

Ross Angeles posted:

More proof that PFF is garbage

NC-17 posted:

Why would it be a surprise that the five guys who worked under Belichick sucked? Most NFL coaches do!

In any given year there are maybe 10 NFL coaches who are passable to good. Everyone else is just on their way to being fired in a season or two.

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According to the FTC, Alex Guerrero faked being a doctor and claimed his products could cure cancer and concussions.

Kalli posted:

The Grantland podcast lavished praise on Rivers for a bit on Wednesday.

Because the Chargers are so injured and they don't have anyone else who can, Rivers has to go up, point out the MIC and blitzers, then set all the line protections, then do any audibles on every play.

NC-17 posted:

So which player - not on your own team - would you most like to see win a Super Bowl?

I'm gonna say Calvin Johnson.

Kalli posted:

Because most of the great coaches historically have trees where many or at least any weren't blackrot.

Though Coughlin, also from the Parcells side of things, also seems to have a pretty dire list of former coordinators.

NC-17 posted:

So which player - not on your own team - would you most like to see win a Super Bowl?

I'm gonna say Calvin Johnson.

NC-17 posted:

Brady's personal trainer is the next Kevin Trudeau.

http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2015/10/09/tom-brady-alex-guerrero-neurosafe/

Ross Angeles posted:

Yeah, he was backing up Jake Locker on the Titans lol

sean10mm posted:

Alex Guerrero has always sounded completely ridiculous, even in the positive pieces about his relationship with Brady.

My wild unfounded guess is that he has some value as a personal trainer, given how ridiculously well preserved Brady has been, but also likes making money selling placebos to dumb people.

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Be Wary of Health-Related Infomercials, 10/9/2009

A show called "Today's Health" features the fast-talking "Dr. Alex Guerrero" (an acupuncturist, not a medical doctor) who asserts that "all disease is in the blood and over-acidification of the blood and tissues is the primary contributor to disease and sickness." According to Guerrero: (a) soil depletion has caused our diets to be nutrient deficient, which creates a huge nutritional deficiency in our diet; (b) yeasts, fungus, molds, bacteria, and viruses need an acidic environment to thrive and grow. Modern daily diets and lifestyles are conducive to such proliferation and growth; (c) Supreme Greens with MSM™ is a powerful formulation of organically grown grasses and vegetables, sprouted grains, blood purifying and immune enhancing herbs, and antioxidants; (d) fatigue, foggy thinking, acne, diabetes, and many other diseases are signs that the body is too acidic; and (e) the nourishment given to the body needs to have a minimum resonating frequency of 70 Megahertz.

Typical American diets rarely resonate above 50 Megahertz, most supplements have a standard frequency of only 5-10 Megahertz, but Supreme Greens "resonates at an astonishing 250 Megahertz."Guerrero also claims to have conducted a five-year study which found that 192 out of 200 people with cancer and various other diseases, all of whom were diagnosed as terminal, survived because they took his product. After a "caller" to the program states that Supreme Greens caused her to shed 81 pounds in 8 months, Guerrero explains that weight loss occurs because the body no longer needs to have a layer of fat to protect itself against the effects of acidic body fluid. Web sites promoting the product also claim that a serving is equivalent to approximately two pounds of fresh vegetables, which is certainly not true. It contains some if the nutrients, but the pills do not contain the dietary fiber that accounts for much of the benefit obtained by eating vegetables. Like Barefoot, Guerrero recommends frequent testing of one's saliva to see whether the body is too acidic. However, saliva testing has no practical value in evaluating general health status.

Guerrero's claims are about as far-fetched as any I have ever encountered. The body's pH is kept within a narrow pH range by powerful biochemical mechanisms. It is not influenced by diet and does not go out-of-whack when people get sick. Nor do nutrients and body cells "resonate" as Guerrero describes. There is no logical reason to believe that taking Supreme Greens will cure any disease or cause people lose weight. Nor do I believe his claim that 192 out of 200 his "terminally ill patients" with a wide variety of disease are alive today because they took Supreme Greens. Claims as blatant as these violate federal and state laws against false advertising as well as the marketing of unapproved and misbranded drugs.

effectual posted:

Metapod posted:

Whisenhunt did not make that decision Ruston Webster did

NC-17 posted:

Quackwatch has a bit on him.

swickles posted:

As someone with a degree in both medicine and physics, this hurts my head and my soul.

shiksa posted:

i thought jake locker made that decision by retiring at 26. unless the secret puppetmaster scheme for last year was always to start zach "football ashton kutcher" mettenberger.

e: wait im confused, locker was put on ir after "being benched" like two months previously. was he always hurt last year, or did he step on a banana peel at practice?

NC-17 posted:

Quackwatch has a bit on him.

NC-17 posted:

Quackwatch has a bit on him.

NC-17 posted:

Quackwatch has a bit on him.

sweet thursday posted:

This guy is brilliant holy poo poo

Burger Trench posted:

You mean this guy?

WHOOPS posted:

how big of you to want a Denver Bronco to get a ring!

NC-17 posted:

So which player - not on your own team - would you most like to see win a Super Bowl?

I'm gonna say Calvin Johnson.