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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
That had dinger written all over it for a split second. My colon nearly self destructed.

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

What the gently caress is up with the colour balance on the camera in the Rangers dugout, holy poo poo Fox get your poo poo together

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

BWV posted:

TIME2STIRITUP

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008
Cole.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Jays need to take some pitches

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


That graphic just said that Banister was the first rookie manager to advance to the ALCS since 2002.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
So um Jays should probably hit a few dingers at some point soon.

Like in the next 5 innings.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


oh also gently caress Harold Reynolds

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Ugh I really hope the batting coach drills out of Kevin Pillar that tendency to swing at horrible pitches.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Did I miss anything while I had to do actual work?

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Okay I made it home from work, now it's time for the Jays to wake up

e: what the hell was that

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Tulo showcasing his superior defensive skills

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


loving infield singles are going to be the death of me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A VERY generous strike 2, but this ump has demonstrated an inability to see the bottom of the zone. So I won't get too worked up. I guess advancing to first helps, too.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
loving OWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

loving OWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
:captainpop:

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
wow that was uhhh... scary

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


thats how you stop a bunt.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

DeShields is gonna die going like this :ohdear:

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc
Haha holy poo poo this is the most painful bunt attempt ever

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


He's gonna look like Gregg Zaun if he keeps that up

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


AND THATS WHY YOU NEVER BUNT

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

throw stroman out, clearly a danger to player safety

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
What happened? I can't watch right now.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
5th inning - Deshields KO Deshields

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Some Numbers posted:

What happened? I can't watch right now.

Stro threw it so hard at the bunting Deshields that it hit the bat into his face

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Some Numbers posted:

What happened? I can't watch right now.

DeShields leaned in to bunt and took a ball to the jaw

e: yeah that ^ not what I said

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Some Numbers posted:

What happened? I can't watch right now.

Deshields is "bunting"


with his face

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

The Berzerker posted:

DeShields leaned in to bunt and took a ball to the jaw

His bat hit him

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Gobias Ind. posted:

Haha holy poo poo this is the most painful bunt attempt ever

I think the worst one was in spring training in 2013? when AJ Burnett broke his orbital bone.

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

BWV posted:

Stro threw it so hard at the bunting Deshields that it hit the bat into his face

:stare: Holy poo poo

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Some Numbers posted:

What happened? I can't watch right now.

Deshields took a bunt on his fingers, then another bunt knocked the bat into his face.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Some Numbers posted:

What happened? I can't watch right now.

dude was bunting and the force of the ball hitting the bat made the bat hit his face. At first it looked like the ball might have hit him

before that the ball hit his knuckles while he was bunting so maybe don't bunt

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Stop hitting yourselves, Rangers. Please.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Keep making Deshields run, he's got to get tired eventually

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

K

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Atta boy

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


This ump is a huge piece of poo poo

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Len Dykstra
Oct 24, 2010

BWV posted:

This ump is a huge piece of poo poo

no sorry didn't you just hear the announcers say he's having a great night????

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