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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bacon Hat posted:

would these people still kill each other if we ended all religeon

like would they get super mad over who had the best sand/rocks

most leaders and especially leaders of violent places like israel are sociopaths to some degree so the religion stuff is mostly a way to get some cheap land

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Paint the streets of europe with bacon paint.
Migration problem solved.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
pork is delicious but imagine how much better it would be if it was some forbidden, naughty thing.

maybe muslims and jews are secretly enjoying pork on a level that we can't even understand

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

City of Tampa posted:

pork is delicious but imagine how much better it would be if it was some forbidden, naughty thing.

maybe muslims and jews are secretly enjoying pork on a level that we can't even understand

They probably get hard when they are sneaking some bacon.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

funy

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

They probably get hard when they are sneaking some bacon.

One of the ex-navy guys I know talks about when they were going through the Suez they gave some Saudis a lift, so to speak. First thing they did was eat every bit of pork they could get their hands on and asked where the porn was. My friend concluded that Allah stays on dry land.

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
Israel has to try very hard to defend their delicate culture from the swarms of dark skinned bad people. Just like the American south.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
"we have to help him, this is a dying man"

"he's not a man, he's the enemy"




Honky Dong Country posted:

One of the ex-navy guys I know talks about when they were going through the Suez they gave some Saudis a lift, so to speak. First thing they did was eat every bit of pork they could get their hands on and asked where the porn was. My friend concluded that Allah stays on dry land.

or m aybe not all saudis are devout muslims?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Bamford Brownstone posted:

Israel has to try very hard to defend their delicate culture from the swarms of dark skinned bad people. Just like the American south.

brown people who speak the correct semitic language and claim the proper ethno-religious heritage are actually perfectly OK in the world's most advanced and trollish apartheid state.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
My quarrelsome, warlike tribe of infant genital mutilators is objectively better than your quarrelsome, warlike tribe of infant genital mutilators

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

whoflungpoop posted:

My quarrelsome, warlike tribe of infant genital mutilators is objectively better than your quarrelsome, warlike tribe of infant genital mutilators

but enough about alabama

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
The pork bullets thing is super old. The British had a revolt in India about pork fat/beef fat coated powder in the 1800s and prior to that, someone invented square bullets to shoot Muslims because it would hurt more. Lol.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

SHISHKABOB posted:

or m aybe not all saudis are devout muslims?

Oversensitive babby Shishkabob takes a joke too seriously, news at 11.

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Honky Dong Country posted:

Oversensitive babby Shishkabob takes a joke too seriously, news at 11.

Hey friend : ) :coolfish:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

BigBoss posted:

The pork bullets thing is super old. The British had a revolt in India about pork fat/beef fat coated powder in the 1800s and prior to that, someone invented square bullets to shoot Muslims because it would hurt more. Lol.

the best bit is the brits got their asses beat in that revolt and iirc it was just a rumor and the brits either weren't using pork fat at all or they gave the indian troops something different

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Best Giraffe posted:

brown people who speak the correct semitic language and claim the proper ethno-religious heritage are actually perfectly OK in the world's most advanced and trollish apartheid state.

Hush now, you'll pop his bubble if you point out that it's not a race issue. American liberals can only view conflicts through the lens of simple racism.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
this isn't a big deal at all because there is not actually a god who gives a gently caress about what kind of animals you eat - the corpse is not going to suffer

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


notZaar posted:

Hush now, you'll pop his bubble if you point out that it's not a race issue. American liberals can only view conflicts through the lens of simple racism.

sectarian conflict knows only a single color, and it is red

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

this isn't a big deal at all because there is not actually a god who gives a gently caress about what kind of animals you eat - the corpse is not going to suffer

true, Crom only wants you to learn the riddle of steel.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
holy poo poo the comments on that article

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone there dies

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010

Chinatown posted:

i hope everyone there dies

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

"I do not condemn what happened," he added. "They do not need to get their bodies back, you have to throw them into the sea at best."

quote:

this is the best article I've ever read on A7.. and so many comments and likes...it's made my day after reading all the increasing negative news these past two weeks...the guy should've been wearing gloves though cos it's not kosher to even touch a pigs carcase.

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

BigBoss posted:

The pork bullets thing is super old. The British had a revolt in India about pork fat/beef fat coated powder in the 1800s and prior to that, someone invented square bullets to shoot Muslims because it would hurt more. Lol.

wow.

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

Gammatron 64 posted:

hows shooting someone with pig bullets worse than shooting them with regular bullets? either way they still end up dead

to people who believe in the afterlife, death is not nearly as bad as you may think

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Sick fanfic, crazy person

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

death to israel

No. No! Life, to Israel.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I read comments one time on an article about how murderous Muslims (is there any other type?) had killed some non Muslims and an individual had said that as the Muslim population grew in any given country that there would be more unrest and demands to follow Sharia law. At a certain population Muslims would attempt to kill unbelievers who didn't convert and the unrest would turn into revolt. Have fun France and England.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

SPACE HOMOS posted:

true, Crom only wants you to learn the riddle of steel.

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

BigBoss posted:

The pork bullets thing is super old. The British had a revolt in India about pork fat/beef fat coated powder in the 1800s and prior to that, someone invented square bullets to shoot Muslims because it would hurt more. Lol.

A rumor started among the Hindu soldiers that the bullets were coated in beef fat, and simultaneously among the Muslim troops that they were coated in pork fat. Brits responded to the riots by strapping mutineers to the front of cannons and blowing them to bits.

Ah, the good old days.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Subvisual Haze posted:

A rumor started among the Hindu soldiers that the bullets were coated in beef fat, and simultaneously among the Muslim troops that they were coated in pork fat. Brits responded to the riots by strapping mutineers to the front of cannons and blowing them to bits.

Ah, the good old days.


Arguably there was already widespread discontent under British colonial rule. Unlike Israel.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Applewhite posted:

Haha good.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




haram

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
i liked the pork dick post thanks for that

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

notZaar posted:

Hush now, you'll pop his bubble if you point out that it's not a race issue. American liberals can only view conflicts through the lens of simple racism.
lol of course there was the jewish israeli who got stabbed by another jewish israeli who thought he was an arab

or the mobs going around beating people up who look too arabic

definitely not racism tho

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
you loving retard

e: i mean its more complicated than just racism obv (although the entire thing is mostly ethnoreligious conflict so not that different) but theres a huge racist tendency in the apartheid state doing settler colonialism in the 21st century, a shocking turn of events im sure

XMNN fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Oct 15, 2015

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Noted racist posters would like you to know that Israel isn't racist, but they really support Israeli policies for some reason.


Palestinian Christians killed/beaten/evicted by Settlers relieved to know it wasn't racially motivated.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Spanish Manlove posted:

Sick fanfic, crazy person

A conspicuous amount of ur posts i ever see in any forum are u with a shoehorn in one hand and an indefatigable grudge against GBS in the other wedging it into the convo so its a fair question to ask why u still complainypost here

GBS is like the exgirlfriend that by day u awkwardly alienate ur friends by bitterly badmouthing her and by night u stand outside her window holding a boombox and a sign labelled oval office

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I believe that the Jews who fled persecution after WWII and set up a new nation for themselves in the former British Mandate For Palestine have a right to exist there. :forkbomb:

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Agag posted:

The future of warfare is just going to be remote control robots desecrating graves
i lold at an Agag post i wont deny it :3:

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