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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

THE BACONATOR NEVER SLEEPS. NEVER STOPS. KNOWS ONLY THE ENDLESS THIRST FOR SEMITIC BLOOD

I wonder if Israel will develop a gene coded virus weapon that begins replicating swine DNA into people who have been shot with it.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mohammed was smart, it's really tough to wage jihad against the kaffirs after you've eaten a full rack of spare ribs.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
These Jews are becoming very anti-Semitic in my opinion

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

haljordan posted:

Someone just nuke someone already I'm tired of hearing about this poo poo all the time and both sides are loving garbage

Nuke me in the rear end

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
isn't israel the country that has a plan to nuke a shitload of countries if they ever find themselves in dire straits? like they have a plan to basically hold the world hostage by threatening to fire nukes all over the fuckin place?

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pitdragon posted:

isn't israel the country that has a plan to nuke a shitload of countries if they ever find themselves in dire straits? like they have a plan to basically hold the world hostage by firing nukes all over the fuckin place?

It's the Sampson option iirc

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Pitdragon posted:

isn't israel the country that has a plan to nuke a shitload of countries if they ever find themselves in dire straits? like they have a plan to basically hold the world hostage by firing nukes all over the fuckin place?

The Samson Option.


Except the Biblical Samson was a G who couldn't stay away from hot Philistine pussy and had to pull down an evil temple. As opposed to a paranoid ethno-state that wants its free welfare money and warcrime immunity or else.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

Tezzor posted:

Only nerds and racists could believe that this works as a deterrent and can't be rationalized away

You truly are the dumbest.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

skit herre posted:

Thanks, kinda interesting. While looking around on YT i found this gem here. Watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfBIO-alTI

New Command and Conquer game has some cool cutscenes!

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

just fuckin lol at all these sand people

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

It's the Sampson option iirc

yeah that's it, apparently they might have already used it once?

Wikipedia posted:

In the 1973 Yom Kippur War, Arab forces were overwhelming Israeli forces and Prime Minister Golda Meir authorized a nuclear alert and ordered 13 atomic bombs be readied for use by missiles and aircraft. The Israeli Ambassador warned President Nixon of "very serious conclusions" if the United States did not airlift supplies. Nixon complied. This is seen by some commentators on the subject as the first threat of the use of the Samson Option

lol what great allies they make

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Cartouche posted:

You truly are the dumbest.
the thing about religious rules lawyering is its all made up

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

XMNN posted:

the thing about religious rules lawyering is its all made up

For real though, the "pork is Muslim kryptonite" thing is pure white trash email forward poo poo.


The guy in the OPs story was just trying to be disrespectful (and succeeding). After the Israelis go full Nazi in a decade or so expect a lot of this kind of thing with Arab cemeteries.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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can someone explain why pork is such a big loving deal to jews and muslims

why pork specifically and not chicken or something

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Fojar38 posted:

can someone explain why pork is such a big loving deal to jews and muslims

why pork specifically and not chicken or something


The prophets foresaw the rise of "epic bacon for the win" nerd culture.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Fojar38 posted:

can someone explain why pork is such a big loving deal to jews and muslims

why pork specifically and not chicken or something
pigs have cloven hooves but do not chew the cud

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Fojar38 posted:

can someone explain why pork is such a big loving deal to jews and muslims

why pork specifically and not chicken or something

cuz a pig hosed the guys daughter who wrote the religion books

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
o no the magic devil meat

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Subvisual Haze posted:

A rumor started among the Hindu soldiers that the bullets were coated in beef fat, and simultaneously among the Muslim troops that they were coated in pork fat.

this goes to show you -- like a thing? hate another? who cares just riot

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

huskarl_marx posted:

this goes to show you -- like a thing? hate another? who cares just riot

please no not again

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

huskarl_marx posted:

this goes to show you -- like a thing? hate another? who cares just riot

Very childish on the natives' part.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
apparently its no longer kosher to refer to it as the indian mutiny

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
YOU CAN NOT STOP US.
WE HAVE THIS TRICHINOSIS.
YOU DIE NOW.
ARE YOU AFRAID?

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Death to Israel, free Palestine

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

death to Israel

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
lmao they mutilate their dicks and can't eat bacon or sausages or chops

lol just lol

no wonder they want to kill themselves

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

idk or c what that is, death to israel

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
GBS stands with israel :911:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

lmao they mutilate their dicks and can't eat bacon or sausages or chops

Don't be anti-semitic if someone had gone to town on your dick with a knife you'd be put off by sausages too.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

gently caress the ROW posted:

GBS pedophiles stand with israel :aatrek:

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
how can you watch a loving adam sandler movie and not want the total destruction of israel

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

MeLKoR posted:

Don't be anti-semitic if someone had gone to town on your dick with a knife you'd be put off by sausages too.

Bol

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010
The whole Muslim pork thing has to be a Brer Rabbit/briar patch farce that Mohammed came up with to screw with everyone. Oh no! Not PORK! Anything but PORK! Then they all laugh at the dumb infidels who spend all their time coming up with increasingly elaborate pork weaponry.

Somewhere over the years they forgot to teach a generation that it was a joke an here we are.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I can't wait for nuclear war in the middle east so we can stop hearing about all this dumb poo poo because they'll all be dead or dying from cancer

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
:gas:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Just give the jews + muslims chorizo to smell and there will be no more jews or muslims, they will quit that poo poo for chorizo guaranteed.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

it was a pretty good idea at the time to stay away from pork and religion is dumb inflexible garbage for idiots but it was like the only way to get masses of people to do anything so like i totally understand this stupid pork stuff

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TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

gannyGrabber posted:

Just give the jews + muslims chorizo to smell and there will be no more jews or muslims, they will quit that poo poo for chorizo guaranteed.

my brother-in-law and his family don't bother keeping halaal

it's just not that big a deal

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