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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
you answer your phone "i am gay"

you post on the something awful forums

when you buy a newspaper you ignore the front page

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Toys For Twats
Sep 30, 2007
One awesome dude
When you call the op a human being.

Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord
"hey mom, dad, it's your human being son calling"

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

When your posting hasn't improved in thirteen years

:(

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

neato burrito posted:

When your posting hasn't improved in thirteen years

:(

Can't improve on perfection.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mein Eyes! posted:

when you buy a newspaper you ignore the front page

And then use the back pages to wipe your rear end.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
when you vote 1

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

when u alluha akbar

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

when ur cumvase has a cumvase

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
when you know what a goon is

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

cabbagedude posted:

When you call the op a human being.

this but unironically

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
when you pay :10bux: to post here

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Of course I know I'm a goon.

Do we really need all these methods of verification? Seems unnecessary I say.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i am having an embollism

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when you kill yourself

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
ughhhrhhhghgghhhrhgggrhhj

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i am dead

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
When you can't post on the forum.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Phobic Nest posted:

Of course I know I'm a goon.

Do we really need all these methods of verification? Seems unnecessary I say.

Our enemies could be trying to infiltrate us as we speak.

Brinty
Aug 4, 2012
When you post garbage in bad threads.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
do you have stairs in your house?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
When you can't get hard without seeing goatse first.

When you're playing DOTA 2 and say "gently caress it" and just poo poo in your diaper.

When you chop off your balls and cock and pretend to be a woman.

When you walk around in public muttering "lil pissbitch" and other oddities under your breath.

When certain phrases or words anger you.

When you can't stop thinking about the moralities of circumcision, but actually you just can't stop thinking about baby dicks.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

When hotdogs make you laugh, and not just because they're shaped like dilz.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Whiskey Sours posted:

do you have stairs in your house?

I live in an apartment

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

when I am gay, cucked, ironic usage of slurs and bad posting disguised by intentional bad posting

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

LaSalsaVerde posted:

when I am gay, cucked, ironic usage of slurs and bad posting disguised by intentional bad posting

this but unironically

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Triggered by fly fishing pants, but ironically.

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

LaSalsaVerde posted:

this but unironically

hosed up if true

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

LaSalsaVerde posted:

hosed up if true

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
When you donate your children's college fund to a space videogame.

When you molest children regularly.

a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Oct 17, 2015

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Mein Eyes! posted:

you answer your phone "i am gay"

you post on the something awful forums

when you buy a newspaper you ignore the front page

LOL

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
When you're a little bit crazy, a whole lot funny, and just cant stop posting THATS when you're a goon :tviv:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

basement jihadist posted:

when u alluha akbar

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
im goon

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

when you get so stupid on drugs you pass out overheat and die in your car like dog

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
you love star trek but also kids

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i actually do read the front page if its zack parsons but not at all if its the other guys

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
If you know how to respond to "do you have stairs in your house" heh :smug:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SHISHKABOB posted:

If you know how to respond to "do you have stairs in your house" heh :smug:
"i'm gay", right?

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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

quakster posted:

"i'm gay", right?

:frogout:

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