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http://arstechnica.com/cars/2015/10/elon-musk-if-you-dont-make-it-at-tesla-you-go-work-at-apple-im-not-kidding/Elon Musk posted:If you don’t make it at Tesla, you go work at Apple. I’m not kidding. lol. shots fired
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bunch of tesla idiots were in my local bar one night they had that whole "reasonably smart but not nearly as much as they think they are" vibe like google people do
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qirex posted:bunch of tesla idiots were in my local bar one night they had that whole "reasonably smart but not nearly as much as they think they are" vibe like tech people do ftfy though in fairness, it's entirely valid without anything preceding "people"
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FTA, just for cremnobquote:The sick burns continued when Musk was asked if he took Apple seriously as a competitor in the automotive market. "Did you ever take a look at the Apple Watch?" he laughed... "No, seriously: it’s good that Apple is moving and investing in this direction," he added. "But cars are very complex compared to phones or smart watches. You can’t just go to a supplier like Foxconn and say: 'Build me a car.'"
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hey, guess which company has a bunch of tech nerd millionaires that buy overpriced electric vehicles working in it...quote:@elonmusk: Yo, I don't hate Apple. It's a great company with a lot of talented people. I love their products and I'm glad they're doing an EV.
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infernal machines posted:FTA, just for cremnob i'm the commenter who immediately pointed out that this is what tesla went to lotus and said "build me a car" for their first car.
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i'm not actually that commenter but he said what i was thinking like he was in my brain or something
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why would u go to ltosu of all people
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has anyone said elan musk yet
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tesla is the nerdiest fuckin name
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Stux posted:why would u go to ltosu of all people because they do design and build for hire at a small scale
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echinopsis posted:tesla is the nerdiest fuckin name lol teh oatmael
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huh oatmeal sucks
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quote:The sick burns continued when Musk was asked if he took Apple seriously as a competitor in the automotive market. "Did you ever take a look at the Apple Watch?" he laughed, as if the seamless stainless steel construction and hand-crafted leather bands of Apple's latest i-thing were nothing to him. oh my god who writes like this
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elon apologists
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Mido posted:oh my god who writes like this yeah, i had to edit that from my quote reads like some 50 shades fanfic
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Oct 12, 2015 09:54
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drive-by ban cremnob
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lol, let me know when tesla figures out how to make a car whose tail lights align with those on the trunk
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don't worry, the apple car probably wouldn't have any sort of design quality either, tim doesn't care about that sort of thing
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I think my midlife crisis car will be a cayman, maybe this years model before they go to turbo 4s
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I want first edition supercharged mr2 as my mid life crises mobile
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lmaooooooooooo tesla stock down 10% cause consumer reports pulled its recommendation cause the car was garbage http://www.consumerreports.org/cars/tesla-reliability-doesnt-match-its-high-performance tesla is 1990s apple. and they're hosed if apple's car comes from 2015 apple
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“A minor amount of play developed in the differential gears. Tesla replaced the entire drive system. Remarkable service!” gonna be pretty funny in 2 years when its out of warranty and this costs like 20k
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Those automatically retractable door handles are a signature element of Tesla vehicles, but when they don’t work they effectively lock drivers out. (We had this problem with our Model S P85D.) lol
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Oct 20, 2015 19:28
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it sure is a good thing apple is snapping up the people that made such an amazing product
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do the door handles not have a manual open failover or whatever? Like a twisty pole in the bottom or some poo poo?
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Lol that software can brick your car. The future sucks.
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Smythe posted:The future sucks.
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Smythe posted:do the door handles not have a manual open failover or whatever? Like a twisty pole in the bottom or some poo poo? i'll give you 3 guesses, and the first 2 don't count...
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theres a hole you can stick a paperclip into and it pops open
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Stymie posted:it sure is a good thing apple is snapping up the people that made such an amazing product Apparently Apple snapped the people who didn't meet Tesla's standards so...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrwxEX8qOxA ahahhashaha holy poo poo
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cremnob posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrwxEX8qOxA it sees the oncoming lexus GX as competing luxury car brand and tries to destroy it
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boop boop boop BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP...whoa...
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cremnob posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrwxEX8qOxA
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:arent you explicitly only supposed to use it on the highway well, that is a highway
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French Canadian posted:boop boop boop BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP...whoa... it's like a helicopter, there's the "oh poo poo" alarm, the "poo poo's hosed alarm", and there is no third alarm because you're already dead
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