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Eh, just have it impact the ground in a big explosion of dirt like every movie before CGI did.
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A gun that blows up fighter jets in a single shot doesnt need to scratch a man because Star Wars. Yes, i can easily get behind this logic. quote:h, just have it impact the ground in a big explosion of dirt like every movie before CGI did.
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Oct 21, 2015 15:20
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Oh boy. I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars.
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Oct 21, 2015 15:23
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If jj abrahams does well with this war movie maybe he'll get the chance to reboot saving private ryan!
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Oct 21, 2015 15:28
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jar jar abrams
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Oct 21, 2015 15:31
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Serious post: jjbrams Howard the Duck
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Oct 21, 2015 15:36
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Yolomon Wayne posted:The guns on an X-Wing are approximatly 15ft. long high powered laser cannons used to vaporize enemy fighters, as shown 5 seconds before same gun hits a trooper in the chest and causes him to stumble backwards and fall over with his upper body fully intact. I prefer to think the storm trooper was just absolutely liquified inside his armor
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Oct 21, 2015 15:41
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Has anyone mentioned that the stormtrooper in the fancy gold armour and cape is played by a woman? Because I'm pretty sure that is making certain people piss themselves in furious anger.
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Oct 21, 2015 15:43
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hopefully we get to see stormtroopers being very effective soldiers, tactical and precise and overwhelming because its kind of annoying that everyone thinks they're dumb lummoxes
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Oct 21, 2015 15:45
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Lodin posted:Has anyone mentioned that the stormtrooper in the fancy gold armour and cape is played by a woman? Because I'm pretty sure that is making certain people piss themselves in furious anger. 
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Oct 21, 2015 15:46
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hopefully we get to see a Stormtrooper shoot Chubaka in his furry dick
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Oct 21, 2015 15:47
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lol racist sexist nerds 
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Oct 21, 2015 15:54
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Has anybody worked out why the black stormtrooper man is always running around looking sweaty and scared?
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Oct 21, 2015 15:54
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wouldnt a laser gun or hatever fired in an atmosphere create like aa huge explosion all around it as the air is vaporized by the plasma sorta like a lightning bolt. i dunno im not a space scientist
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Oct 21, 2015 15:56
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ultrabindu posted:Has anybody worked out why the black stormtrooper man is always running around looking sweaty and scared? or why he was raised from birth to be a storms trooper but he is all chunky and out of shape
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Oct 21, 2015 15:57
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Also, he stole a TIE and crashed in the desert. And I don't think you can actually fly those without the breathing stuff on the pilot uniform but it might have been changed in the new models.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:02
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a starwar betamax posted:or why he was raised from birth to be a storms trooper but he is all chunky and out of shape He's actually pretty fit, he just has a weirdly thick face Also he's black and that is white genocide
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Oct 21, 2015 16:02
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. You think TIEs and X-Wings can't operate in an atmosphere? Pff. good.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:21
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gwendoline christie is a loving babe 
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Oct 21, 2015 16:27
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all the battle scenes in game of thrones do that cutaway from the action thing because all of the budget was spent trying to make jon snow look tall
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Oct 21, 2015 16:30
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. but the video games had this!
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Oct 21, 2015 16:35
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Yeah did you even play Rogue Squadron bro?
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Oct 21, 2015 16:36
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gopd drat i'm lusting for some female bad guy on black good guy sex
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Oct 21, 2015 16:41
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gently caress nerds hell yes
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Oct 21, 2015 17:22
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I just saw an X-Wing do a strafing run on some stormtroopers. Jek Tono Porkins was the resident expert on strafing in red squadron, and brought this skill to bear during the battle of yavin by running interference strafing turbolaser towers to distract from the trench runners. His hubris in his belief as an expert strafer is ultimately how he was killed when he flew to close to an exploding turbolaser tower and was struck by debris, destroying him.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:37
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I didnt see any trade talks or legislative negotiations in that trailer! Pass.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:57
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I am a star wars fan boy what of it little bitches? Come at me
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Oct 21, 2015 18:21
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furthermore there is no noise in space and this has been known for a very long time
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Oct 21, 2015 18:27
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further furthermore how is rylo ken able to recover vaders iconic helmet despite the fact that the second death stars destruction surely destroyed the forest moon Endor upon which Vader's body was cremated
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Oct 21, 2015 18:33
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Toadvine posted:further furthermore how is rylo ken able to recover vaders iconic helmet despite the fact that the second death stars destruction surely destroyed the forest moon Endor upon which Vader's body was cremated Death Star fuel cant melt Vader Face Masks.
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Oct 21, 2015 18:42
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THe director who is directing this movie with his directing has never made a single outstanding film. At best his movies are slightly entertaining
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Oct 21, 2015 18:46
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Zzulu posted:THe director who is directing this movie with his directing has never made a single outstanding film. At best his movies are slightly entertaining star wars has never been an outstanding film series empire strikes back has iconic imagery and a compelling plot, but I dont think I would call it outstanding and its far and away the best in the series
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Oct 21, 2015 18:56
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They need to complete the Ewok film trilogy at some point. Wilford Brimley is probably past his expiration date but the world could use more Wicket and Teek imo.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:04
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Zzulu posted:THe director who is directing this movie with his directing has never made a single outstanding film. At best his movies are slightly entertaining Same with George Lucas
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Oct 21, 2015 19:13
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The world needs Ewoks vs Predator imho.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:14
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someone needs to stop taking fashion hints from vidya games
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Oct 21, 2015 19:42
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Yolomon Wayne posted:The world needs Ewoks vs Predator imho. coming from the guy bitching about x-wing blast effectiveness vs. stormtrooper armor, this is problematic and very non canon of you
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Oct 21, 2015 19:44
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Toadvine posted:coming from the guy bitching about x-wing blast effectiveness vs. stormtrooper armor, this is problematic and very non canon of you In a world that deems X-wing cannons being only slightly lethal vs infantry totally fine, this concept is close to perfect.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:47
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The x-wing laser hits the ground in front of the stormtrooper, and rubble strikes him/her knocking him/her over. You can tell because the x-wing's left (pilot's perspective) canon shoots before the right canon, and the explosion from the right canon is clearly visible several feet in front of the stormtrooper. The left canon explosion would have to be even further from the trooper, with the blast obscured by the white armor.
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yo if you drop a lightsaber would it just cut holes into everything and fall out of the bottom of the ship, or if its on a planet would it just sink into the planet's core?
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