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I'm going golfing with some friends in a bit, nothing too serious just a quick 9, it is a fun way to get outside and have some sporting fun and also drink before 10am. II know us goons are a very diverse group, so I was wondering if any of you pros had some secret protips that I might not know about. Right now my "strat" as the "gamers" call it is mostly "hit the ball towards the hole" but always looking for more advice. Let's talk golf !!!!!!
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Oct 24, 2015 15:25
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If you get drunk enough you won't worry too much about finding a tree to pee behind. Pro tip.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:26
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The Sphinxster posted:If you get drunk enough you won't worry too much about finding a tree to pee behind. Pro tip. http://www.sportsgrid.com/golf/make-it-stop-a-golf-club-that-holds-your-pee/ I said this was a thread for PROtips you fukkin noob 
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Oct 24, 2015 15:30
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pick up ball and put it in your pocket (you'll have to have a pocket for this to work) then just sit back and drink and when your group works up 2 the putting green you can place it into the hole using your hands (you'll have to have hands for this part)(also for the first part)
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Oct 24, 2015 15:34
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Drive for show. Putt for dough.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:35
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if you rent a golf cart make sure you also make the horn sounds with your mouth every time you hit the horn.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:35
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Golf is stupid and lame but drinking is cool and good so I don't know what to think. Day drinking is the tits though so I guess I approve.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:36
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Nooner posted:http://www.sportsgrid.com/golf/make-it-stop-a-golf-club-that-holds-your-pee/ Anyone would use that still has some modesty. Not drunk enough = not playing the game, son.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:36
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Hit one of your unsuspecting friends in the back with your 4 iron as hard as you can when they're taking a shot. Really fucks with their concentration and you'll probably win by a lot.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:36
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you stupid rear end in a top hat
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Oct 24, 2015 15:37
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i enjoy alcoholic beverages. alcoholic beverages come in a variety of types such as beer, vodka and whiskey. money can be used to purchase such alcoholic beverages.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:39
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make sure your drink has a little umbrella in it so you don't get sunburned
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Oct 24, 2015 15:40
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Make sure the golf course doesn't let women and jews join
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Oct 24, 2015 15:42
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golf is pretty dumb but i like the drinking and i wouldnt have found out how good cigars are without golf
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Oct 24, 2015 15:42
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Digital Fingers posted:if you rent a golf cart make sure you also make the horn sounds with your mouth every time you hit the horn. Digital Fingers posted:make sure your drink has a little umbrella in it so you don't get sunburned See, these are the kind of pro tips that I am talking about, thank you!
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Oct 24, 2015 15:49
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dad gay. so what posted:you stupid rear end in a top hat Would you like to come golfing with us?
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Oct 24, 2015 15:51
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Make sure to leave some cash in the 9th and 18th hole. This is how you tip the landscaping staff.
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Oct 24, 2015 15:53
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indignantly steal a golf cart for your grueling 9 hole session also if you come across any cart girls just ram them and steal their carta as well (it's both filled with and powered by booze)
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Oct 24, 2015 15:57
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Just all us Bros out here playing with our pitching wedges but where are all the catching wedges???? 
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Oct 24, 2015 16:01
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white chris rock posted:indignantly steal a golf cart for your grueling 9 hole session also if you come across any cart girls just ram them and steal their carta as well (it's both filled with and powered by booze) i think you are confusing golf with the hit video game "sid meier's pirates!"
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Oct 24, 2015 16:01
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when the drink girl comes around be sure to ask her if she comes here often, they love it
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Oct 24, 2015 16:03
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Nooner posted:http://www.sportsgrid.com/golf/make-it-stop-a-golf-club-that-holds-your-pee/ I want to get one of those and try it out in midtown Manhattan.
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Oct 24, 2015 16:06
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come on frisbee gang, lets lob some discs at these ball lovers
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Oct 24, 2015 16:11
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mr.capps posted:come on frisbee gang, lets lob some discs at these ball lovers yeah throw a disc at a bunch of drunk guys armed with metal clubs, I'm sure it'll go well 4 u
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Oct 24, 2015 16:21
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Freestyle disc golf assault is probably the most harmless crime
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Oct 24, 2015 16:24
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah throw a disc at a bunch of drunk guys armed with metal clubs, I'm sure it'll go well 4 u You don't want to see why they call me "Oddjob"
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Oct 24, 2015 16:27
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rabble rabble posted:when the drink girl comes around be sure to ask her if she comes here often, they love it Ask them of they want to see your bird.......ie
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Oct 24, 2015 16:46
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mr.capps posted:You don't want to see why they call me "Oddjob" because you're banned from the Goldeneye tournament during retro game nights?
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Oct 24, 2015 16:50
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Nooner posted:I'm going golfing with some friends in a bit, nothing too serious just a quick 9, it is a fun way to get outside and have some sporting fun and also drink before 10am. If you suck at golf you need to shorten your swing so your left arm is parallel with the ground at the end of your backswing. Golf owns and is good because you can get super drunk and hit on the cart girl. I dare anyone in this thread to name one better thing than golf.
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Oct 24, 2015 16:56
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Dave_Indeed posted:I dare anyone in this thread to name one better thing than golf. drunk posting on something awful?
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Oct 24, 2015 17:17
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Being drunk and not giving a poo poo about anything?
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Oct 24, 2015 17:41
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I only hit par twice but a drank the poo poo out of that pint of whiskey, good game overall I'd say
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Oct 25, 2015 00:26
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Nooner posted:I only hit par twice but a drank the poo poo out of that pint of whiskey, good game overall I'd say ooh la dee daa with your golf and your fine aged whiskey and caviar, come back when you're drinking dirty vodka at a demolition derby scrub 
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Oct 25, 2015 00:31
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Dave_Indeed posted:I dare anyone in this thread to name one better thing than golf. not wasting increasingly scarce natural resources on land that does nothing? just spitballing here
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Oct 25, 2015 00:52
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Horniest Manticore posted:not wasting increasingly scarce natural resources on land that does nothing? just spitballing here On the other hand golf is fun and good.
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Oct 25, 2015 00:57
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Horniest Manticore posted:not wasting increasingly scarce natural resources on land that does nothing? just spitballing here Have you driven through this loving country? Do you know just how much "gently caress nothing" there is in it? I agree it's opulent, but there is still plenty of loving land for anyone to develop and build upon.
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Oct 25, 2015 01:02
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which is more wasteful, golf or nascar?
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Oct 25, 2015 01:04
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Horniest Manticore posted:which is more wasteful, golf or nascar? Good loving question!
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Oct 25, 2015 01:05
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Horniest Manticore posted:which is more wasteful, golf or nascar? Grass is a naturally renewing resource, fossil fuels are not 
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Nooner posted:Grass is a naturally renewing resource, fossil fuels are not and how do you think they keep the grass that short? a bunch of guys with scissors? 
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