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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rhonne posted:

HAHAHAH, someone gif Barrets somersault into a hug.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Cole repeating what people say in a monotone voice is my favorite wrestling thing.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Oh poo poo this owns

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



welp bye Kane...Big Show is next!

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I wish Bray would use his spooky teleportation powers to gently caress off forever.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Okay this is cool as long as he doesn't turn up in a parking lot come Smackdown.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
KANENAPPED

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

gently caress it I like this. Keep carrying people backstage crucifixtion style.

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Kane's been Taken! Call Liam Neeson!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

oatgan posted:

remember when kane was in the best shape of his life a year ago and now he's fatter than ever before

remember when we had hopes, and dreams, and a bright future ahead of us

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008


:kimchi:

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too
Um. So where does this fit in Kane's plan to kill Undertaker?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh man, carry Kane out and brainwash him along with Taker and have a survivor series team of Harper/Rowan/Strohman/Kane/Undertaker as ALL THE SPOOKY with Bray managing

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
They're stealing your DOO!

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

You know what would be neat? If the Wyatt's just became the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Welp Kane and undertaker in a farm in Nebraska

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

J.A.B.C. posted:

Kane's been Taken! Call Liam Neeson!

First we need Leslie Nielsen to find Undertaker

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Someone needs to call the drat authorities

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the Wyatts are going to kidnap Mordecai next week

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So who would team up with Undertaker and Kane? Bryan?

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
That owned

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Corporate Kane posted:

remember when we had hopes, and dreams, and a bright future ahead of us

no

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I wish Bray would use his spooky teleportation powers to gently caress off forever.

terrible shitlord, terrible opinions :colbert:

Rhonne posted:

You know what would be neat? If the Wyatt's just became the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

I'm into this.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


They're all so happy. :3:

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Dr.Tree posted:

Um. So where does this fit in Kane's plan to kill Undertaker?

They'll both be locked in the same spooky swamp mansion. Kane let himself be captured, all part of the plan.

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
I hope Kane shows up again next week, but without his DEMON KANE powers and is now just Unemployed Kane.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Turns out this is a new Megaten angle and the Wyatts are capturing demons to use to fight for them

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Someone needs to call the drat authorities

Kidnapping is legal in WWE City.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Bray Wyatt being addicted to eating souls is so much my poo poo. That promo was fantastic on top of it. When Bray has a story to tell instead of just time to fill on lovely Raws, he is untouchable on the mic. He even threw in that line about Roman to save face coming out of a losing feud.

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Really hope this ends with them taking Taker's and Kane's ring gear and wearing them as their own. I wanna see Big Hurtman wrestle in Kane's gear.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Corporate Kane posted:

remember when we had hopes, and dreams, and a bright future ahead of us

Yeah. Glad that I achieved all those and want for nothing, boy howdy.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That's a cool idea and I'm glad they're going this way with it but I really wish they had done this as a buildup to an Undertaker/Wyatt wrestlemania match instead of what we got

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Sent a SWAT team to Dennis Knight's house. Protect naked Mideon.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Paint it Black would be a good song to use for an Undertaker feud.

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








maybe mankind and the ghost of paul bearer can come back to save them

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Just keep stealing people. I don't care if it's Brother Love next week. Just keep saying cool sounding gibberish and stealing people forever.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

oatgan posted:

remember when kane was in the best shape of his life a year ago and now he's fatter than ever before

I can assure you roid Kane looked cooler

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Fibby Boy posted:

Really hope this ends with them taking Taker's and Kane's ring gear and wearing them as their own. I wanna see Big Hurtman wrestle in Kane's gear.

It's too small for him

Boogaloo Shrimp
Aug 2, 2004

I hope the Wyatts go after JBL next. He used to be an Acoloyte after all.

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...



Totally down for the European Union as a goofy heel stable with Lana as the manager.

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