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Not as portable as a colostomy bag, not as useful as a hole in the ground, too cumbersome to use. Why do people even buy toilets?
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big making GBS threads in a hole fan here. i don't carry a shovel so i spend a lot of time looking for holes.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:41
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cut out the toilet paper middleman and just take a dump in the shower
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Oct 30, 2015 02:47
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i just let solids and fluids flow out of me without shame wherever i am
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Oct 30, 2015 02:49
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loving petit bourgeois fuckers with their little marble thrones oh yes your lordship we're so grateful for your protection you paternalistic poo poo goddamn toilet class traitor cunts you're down here in the gutters with the rest of us you just refuse to see it
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Oct 30, 2015 02:49
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toilets are convenient for when it's cold outside and you're already using all your buckets
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Oct 30, 2015 03:19
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You ever notice how there's very few toilets in videogames? Pretty silly imo. There's always some token outhouses or a public bathroom or two (check all the stalls, there's always an item in one of them) just so they can say they have one but there's never enough to make the poop/pee situation comfortable for the people of the setting.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:24
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You ever notice how there's very few toilets in videogames? Whenever I do come across a toilet in a game I hit that fucker with all the ammo I'm carrying.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:28
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ShaqDiesel posted:Whenever I do come across a toilet in a game I hit that fucker with all the ammo I'm carrying. You gotta get it before it gets you. You did the right thing, brother.
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Oct 30, 2015 03:53
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when i have 'rhea i like to just lay in the bathtub until im done. then i use a hose to wash my rear end and face. then i call my mom to let her know i need to be wiped off with shammie cause towels give me hives 
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Oct 30, 2015 04:01
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ballass posted:when i have 'rhea i like to just lay in the bathtub until im done. then i use a hose to wash my rear end and face. then i call my mom to let her know i need to be wiped off with shammie cause towels give me hives When I read this post I became convinced that your av is a selfie.
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Oct 30, 2015 04:11
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china.jpg is a 381 page answer to your question
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Oct 30, 2015 04:42
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They built us a brand new office building but theres only one toilet per floor, so I'll probably start poop socking at work tbqh
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Oct 30, 2015 05:09
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I usually just poo poo on op's moms toilet face.
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Oct 30, 2015 05:14
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I'm making GBS threads on a toilet as I post this. You might call this a poo poo post. 
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Oct 30, 2015 05:37
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I sometimes use a toilet. But generally, only for peeing or pooing. And rarely for barfing. Never for pontificating.
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Oct 30, 2015 07:04
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You don't need toilet paper either. Just scrape your rear end clean against a convenient door handle. Not yours of course, someone elses.
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Oct 30, 2015 12:50
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Scratching my butthole feels good.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:06
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I use Gatorade bottles
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Oct 30, 2015 16:07
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OP is Lotophage's boyfriend? Interesting.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:10
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protip: pinecones make the best toilet paper. youd think that leaves would work best due to their similarity to paper and youd be wrong
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Oct 30, 2015 16:12
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op just uses the forum
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Oct 30, 2015 16:14
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Fine I admit it. It's me. I'm the goon who uses a toilet. In fact, I'm using one while I write this post
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Oct 30, 2015 16:14
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lol if you don't just poo poo yourself in your sleep
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Oct 30, 2015 16:15
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Kitchner posted:Fine I admit it. It's me. I'm the goon who uses a toilet. Did everything come out ok?
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Oct 30, 2015 16:22
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Antillie posted:Did everything come out ok? It did thanks, I appreciate the concern though.
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Oct 30, 2015 16:24
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I use a high tech catheter. That's right, I'm takin a leak right now, Richard!
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Oct 30, 2015 16:30
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Buce posted:I use a high tech catheter. That's right, I'm takin a leak right now, Richard! I have to re-buy my avatar after getting banned? What the fuuuuck
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Oct 30, 2015 16:31
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i poop in my hand and carry it around for the rest of the day
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Oct 30, 2015 17:05
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It pisses me off that in the year 2015 I still have to manually shove poo out of my body like a loving medieval peasant
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Oct 31, 2015 01:28
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Eeeek oooOOOOOOK EEEK OOOOOooooKK EEEKK!
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Oct 31, 2015 01:44
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just lol if you don't poo poo on the floor like god intended
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Oct 31, 2015 02:24
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Piss in the sink. For taller gentlemen, it's the perfect height. You could probably poo poo in there too and just turn the water on and watch it break up that turd.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:40
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I am never going to japan because the toilets there are sentient robots bolted to the floor that vie for revenge one day.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:58
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squat toilets are the most practical tbh
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Oct 31, 2015 03:11
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rejutka posted:Eeeek oooOOOOOOK EEEK OOOOOooooKK EEEKK! Ahh ahh.
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Oct 31, 2015 03:14
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I poo poo incessantly. A putrid flood of disgusting brown water that flows unceasingly from my orifice. There is no hiding it, no excusing it. Children cry and grown men turn away as I shamble by them spraying liquid feces, splashing nearby dogs and whatever unlucky passerby happens to pass by. My person is vile, maggots shun me and rats vomit at my stench. My skin is constantly moist and if I should happen to be hit by sunlight, the effect is magnified a hundredfold. A miasma of disease and decay encircles me, threatening to infect anyone who gets too close. My life is lonely and without meaning. I am truly free.
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Oct 31, 2015 03:18
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i dunno about toilets but ops mom is a cum dumpster
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Oct 31, 2015 03:20
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I need a lady in the sheets that can poo poo in the street
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Oct 31, 2015 03:21
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i have never peed or pooped, what's it like?
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