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It's like a very slightly different planet. Like a Star Trek alien planet.
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Haier posted:now she's about 30 and freaking out how she's unmarried and without a child. I just didn't realize until today that I was the chosen target for one of these objectives. You are having unprotected sex with a 30 year old Chinese woman and you are surprised that she wants a child from you? Did you ask if she was on the pill and she said yes? Because otherwise I don't know how you thought she wouldn't get pregnant. I'm also not sure how a well-paying job protects you from STDs. P.S.: I'm only saying this because I'm jealous of all you sex havers because I'm a goon and goons don't have sex. Except for all the goons who have sex. But those are fat and smell. Except for the goons who aren't. saucerman fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Oct 31, 2015 |
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Oct 31, 2015 00:57
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etalian posted:Haier is doing god's work IMO He seems like a very unintelligent and inarticulate person. He's lucky the bumpkins he fucks are crazier than him so that he can get away by looking like the "reasonable" guy, and we only hear his retarded side of his fabricated stories. In short, he's a gem and made this thread a thousand times more entertaining than if he weren't here.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:03
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saucerman posted:You are having unprotected sex with a 30 year old Chinese woman and you are surprised that she wants a child from you? Did you ask if she was on the pill and she said yes? Because otherwise I don't know how you thought she wouldn't get pregnant. Would you please not be a dweeb and start barebacking and nutting all the hell over the place
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Oct 31, 2015 01:10
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what is chinese hillbilly woman sex like
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Oct 31, 2015 01:11
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probably bland, it seems. raw unprotected bland sex with the purpose of getting you to nut inside
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Oct 31, 2015 01:13
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Haier posted:Tonight I was punched in the face, chest, and arms by two small fists. I was then bitten in the arm very hard. When I tried to get away, I was slapped in the face as hard as she could muster. Then I was called a "stupid bad man." i am not an economist so i cannot comment
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Oct 31, 2015 01:22
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Fojar38 posted:i am not an economist so i cannot comment I'm a sexonomist so I can comment.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:36
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saucerman posted:I'm also not sure how a well-paying job protects you from STDs. Because STDs aren't a basic health issue, they're a moral judgement from god. Duh.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:43
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You're all just being jerks to Haier, not boring poster. (I'm a boring poster so I can tell.) I don't even care if he makes it up or not.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:49
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Private Speech posted:You're all just being jerks to Haier, not boring poster. (I'm a boring poster so I can tell.) I don't even care if he makes it up or not. Our very own 50 foot ant
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Oct 31, 2015 02:05
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saucerman posted:You are having unprotected sex with a 30 year old Chinese woman and you are surprised that she wants a child from you? Did you ask if she was on the pill and she said yes? Because otherwise I don't know how you thought she wouldn't get pregnant. Haier really does talk about HIS SEX-HAVING LIFE a lot.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:07
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Private Speech posted:You're all just being jerks to Haier, not boring poster. (I'm a boring poster so I can tell.) I don't even care if he makes it up or not. Yeap, free Haier.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:10
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i really want to know what rene chang is up to come to think of it what is his position on the us navy FON patrols
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Oct 31, 2015 02:44
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Fojar38 posted:i really want to know what rene chang is up to come to think of it https://disqus.com/by/ReneChang/ Get your fill bra.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:57
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://disqus.com/by/ReneChang/ but without the photo how do we know it is really him and not an undercover goon
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Fojar38 posted:but without the photo how do we know it is really him and not an undercover goon You can't fake that kind of wisdom.
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LentThem posted:Man, photos of Shanghai don't look nearly as exotic. Oh man, I haven't been there in a long time but I forgot how crowded those trains get during rush hour. I do remember those campaigns for urban etiquette, but wasn't there to see the results. I still remember smashing and pushing everyone out of the way in the true "me first" Chinese style. People line up here, and then the moment the train comes it goes back to the "gently caress you, got mine" method. At least in Shanghai they are so stuck up their own rear end about being in or from Shanghai that it's a matter of pride to be so cultured and modern. I'm jealous of your escalators. I'm someone who walks up them and people here don't follow that rule even with all of the signs and announcements and little feet painted on one side of the steps. I shove through the middle of people (70% of the time it's a pack of girls on their phones) and then that seems to remind them and they move aside. Your breakfast looks depressing, but coffee and a scone for 28 Rambos seems like a good deal. Can we be sure it's not instant coffee? LOL I saw more foreigners in your photos than I see in a week if I avoid certain areas. That's crazy to me. Grand Prize Winner posted:the gently caress is a mouth fedora It's the latest insult I've seen to people who vape. Fat guys tend to vape (or vapers tend to be fat). fits my needs posted:what is chinese hillbilly woman sex like I've only plunged a few hillbilly ladies and it was terrible. Maybe there are some out there that know what they are doing, but ones I met were clueless. Kissing was alien to them and everything else was.. there's a term, I think it's like "the log" or "driftwood." I would not recommend it under any circumstance, even if they are the one putting moves on you. The thing is, all had at least a bachelor's degree, but were still nong enough to be hillbilly due to spending so many years living like one. It's Chinese education anyway. One girl, we didn't even get so far to do anything because when her shorts came off my room literally smelled like a porta-potty. The butt stench was overpowering, and she eventually got up and used my toilet for a long time and then went home. I had to wash my sheets and bleach my bathroom because the smell would just not leave. She was very embarrassed and I felt sorry for her, because maybe she was nervous or ate a bad lunch, but that was the end of that with us and she never asked to do anything again. Fojar38 posted:what is his position on the us navy FON patrols 
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Hogge Wild posted:keep on trucking haier 
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Haier posted:I've only plunged a few hillbilly ladies and it was terrible. Maybe there are some out there that know what they are doing, but ones I met were clueless. Kissing was alien to them and everything else was.. there's a term, I think it's like "the log" or "driftwood." much like you and nong women, I nailed it
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Oct 31, 2015 03:31
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goldboilermark posted:thanks for posting. Shanghai reminds me of Hong Kong a lot. It's like a different planet lol Yeah when I see most of the stories in here I don't really get it but then I remember I live in Shanghai which doesn't really count as China. Also it changed a lot since the last time I came. Legit surprised at people keeping lines and not rushing too much to get on trains. Almost no staring either. Might not feel very Chinese but it's a cool city (that goes to sleep way too early). On the other hand, everyone has a scooter as well as a complete disregard for whatever traffic laws might actually exist.
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Oct 31, 2015 04:10
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I'm digging these 'Day In The Life Of ______' postsHaier posted:And goons and "relations" don't seem to go together very well. The idea that someone living abroad and has intercourse with another person is immediately whore mongering sex-tourism or something. If this was the Seattle Mega-thread, I would probably just be called a hipster. Relevant Huxley quote: quote:“The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.” 'One weird trick to yell at anyone in any setting!'
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Oct 31, 2015 04:51
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By "wear it home" I bet she means "mop it up and slap it up there".
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aeglus posted:Yeah when I see most of the stories in here I don't really get it but then I remember I live in Shanghai which doesn't really count as China. quote:On the other hand, everyone has a scooter as well as a complete disregard for whatever traffic laws might actually exist.  Shanghai has put guardrails along 90% of curbs because without something to physically stop people, nobody can loving help themselves and will just bring cars/scooters/bikes up onto sidewalks and weave through people. It makes jaywalking super inconvenient. Quick bonus photo of a tired old guy stopping on a pedestrian overpass to take a selfie and this huge smile just bursting out  and hell yeah FRESH CHICKEN 
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Haier posted:Kissing was alien to them and everything else was.. there's a term, I think it's like "the log" or "driftwood." I would not recommend it under any circumstance, even if they are the one putting moves on you. In korean, it's called the "starfish" Haier posted:One girl, we didn't even get so far to do anything because when her shorts came off my room literally smelled like a porta-potty. The butt stench was overpowering, and she eventually got up and used my toilet for a long time and then went home. I had to wash my sheets and bleach my bathroom because the smell would just not leave. She was very embarrassed and I felt sorry for her, because maybe she was nervous or ate a bad lunch, but that was the end of that with us and she never asked to do anything again. awesome. more stankass stories plz
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computer parts posted:there's an insult that means "wicked" (坏蛋) that literally translates to "bad egg". Although in English, it's kind of the same meaning if you think about it (eg, "He's a bad egg"). how do you not know this, Haier
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fits my needs posted:Teaching ESL in China is just a codeword for sex tourism and loving low-income Chinese women. there are more perks than this but yes
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Oct 31, 2015 05:23
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Haier posted:
I'm in Seattle but saw a skinny-as-a-post old asian guy puffing on a vape (tobac, not weed, prob) today next to a Chinese restaurant. Also you're stupid for not using a condom at all times, pulling out isn't nearly as effective. Or you could stop caring and let the dumb women have their baby while you move on to the next nong milf. But keep posting.
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Out of curiosity, do they have child support laws in China? Like if Haier here were to have his own brood but not take care of them, could the women seek damages or wage garnishment or anything?
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Oct 31, 2015 05:47
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Tarkus posted:Out of curiosity, do they have child support laws in China? Like if Haier here were to have his own brood but not take care of them, could the women seek damages or wage garnishment or anything? I heard from a Chinese friend that if you're pregnant and not married, you have to get an abortion. Lots of her friends would meet a cute guy, get knocked up, think they're starting a family, and then he'd disappear one day, never to be seen again.
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the way i figure whether someone's an rear end in a top hat or not is generally: "are they happening to have sex while abroad, or did they go abroad to explicitly get laid?" the latter instance makes one a tremendous uncouth douche, the former's fine as long as you treat your partner with some basic dignity
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Oct 31, 2015 07:02
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Oct 31, 2015 07:20
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Buddy of mine in high school was a huge man whore. Ditto another guy I knew in college. They couldn't not bring up sex without stonewalling their personal lives. Some people just have lots of sex as a matter of course and it's nothing to get bent out of shape over.
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Oct 31, 2015 07:27
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I don't really want to continue this line of discussion but, who cares why or how often other people have sex. If the stories are funny let 'em post. Also no one moves to a new country without expecting to get laid there, except short term missionaries maybe.
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Oct 31, 2015 07:30
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More parts of China giving up. http://www.bns24.com/news/2015/10/31/17-killed-in-building-collapse-in-central-china/
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Oct 31, 2015 11:40
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I quite like the idea of impregnating a random bunch of Chinese women and running away. Planning afoot.
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Oct 31, 2015 12:44
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Haier is cucking the millions of Chinese men that can't get any pussy due to the one child policy. It's awesome.
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Oct 31, 2015 12:47
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ddiddles posted:More parts of China giving up. quote:17 killed and 23 injured — nine of them in serious condition. Wow poo poo, it must have been a decent sized apartment block, especially considering people were still hanging around in it while foundation work was being done— quote:two-story house 
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Data Graham posted:It's like a very slightly different planet. Like a Star Trek alien planet. It's like living in that show Reboot 
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