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Colorfinger
Feb 5, 2001

Current status: DEAD, SORRY
http://www.colorfinger.net/chat

hello!

I used to do things for SA on the front page, but now I just play piano, sing, and play guitar (not all at once) on the forums because I'm way lazier than I used to be. If Lowtax ever asked me to do something for the front page again, I would. Ask me Rich. Ask me.

If you want to listen and shout at me and shout suggestions for things to play click the link at the top and come join.

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Jo...es/153170099792
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/colorfinger

To submit requests search for "My Song Name by My Artist Chords" in Google. You are specifically looking for chords and not tabs. Chords look like this:

code:
A B C
Words words words
Tabs look like this:

code:
+---0---1---2
+---x---x---x
+---0---0---0
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x

If you want to know what I look like and / or sound like here's a video I made with my wife.

Colorfinger fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Nov 8, 2015

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Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
I am so god drat excited for this you have no idea.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Polish posted:

I am so god drat excited for this you have no idea.

This. So many times this.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
make more jokes

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
has anyone ever done a remake of "welcome to the jungle" but with the words "welcome to my butthole"? that might be funny :shrug:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Good luck

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Sing Splendid Isolation but replace the chorus with fart sounds

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
get your stupid dicks in here and chat with this handsome fucker

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

has anyone ever done a remake of "welcome to the jungle" but with the words "welcome to my butthole"? that might be funny :shrug:

Welcome back

Finally

Thank god

dAPER
Apr 21, 2005

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
get your asses in here

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

dAPER posted:

get your asses in here

:allears:

Official Colorfinger drinking game



Take a sip when Colorfinger:


- fucks up on words or chords

- stops in the middle of a song to fix a chord/mistake

- has to look up lyrics or chords he hasn't memorized after he has started the song

- improvises lyrics

- laughs uncontrollably

- Mr Blue Sky starts playing

- A Whole New World starts playing

-starts playing any song by Ben Folds

Finish your drink when these songs start:

10ft Cock

Elenor Rigby (2 if autotuned)

Finish your drink when:

- The blue cable comes out (You'll know when this happens)

If anyone dies from the hurricane, pour a drink for the lost homies

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Bridges Ain't poo poo

bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete

peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo



bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end



I once had a bridge named "Sunshine Skyway"

used to be up on them struts like everyday

the crossing was the bomb, had a nigga unsprung

I was in love like a muthafucka drivin in the sun

the homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

but I'm the maniac in black, mr snoop eastwood

so I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

guess what? collapsed under a guy one time.



I'm back in the muthafuckin county jail

six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

I get's released on a hot sunny day

my nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre

Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news

Your bridge was failin' while you was draped in your county blues

I ain't been out a second

now I already gotta do

some muthafuckin FEM-checking.



Move up the deck as we groove down the catwalk

see the substructure, dre, pass the glock

shoot out the chords, I take out the floor

the bridge is oscillatin and it's time to go

I uncocked my poo poo

I'm heart broke but I'm still locked

man, gently caress that bridge!

3, 4...



bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete



peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo



bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

dAPER
Apr 21, 2005

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
request some poo poo

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-XZ4Ukl08

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

gariig
Dec 31, 2004
Beaten into submission by my fiance
Pillbug
I'm being forced to post under duress

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
It's Christmas time!

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
This is a good thing.

dAPER
Apr 21, 2005

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
stay safe poverty ghost

Colorfinger
Feb 5, 2001

I TOOK A BREAK FROM THE SHOW TO TELL THE POVERTY GHOST TO STAY SAFE

STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm already poor IDGAF

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

stay safe poverty ghost

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
eh

cram me sideways fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Nov 8, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I decided to participate this time and it's a good idea click on the link then click on the links and then insult the other posters in the chat like I'm doing it's great.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Colorfinger flourishes and I hope flosses as well.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
STAY SAFE POVERTY GHOST

dAPER
Apr 21, 2005

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
we're getting sad in here, come get sad

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i miss GrumblorVI :(

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Yes good

Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
You should write a song about meat, op.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

This is a good thing.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Ralp posted:

You should write a song about meat, op.

no one liked you as a admin so now your a gbs blue star? good luck with that

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Colorfinger didn't sing any of my requests but did sing the Disney song for retards :mad:

dAPER
Apr 21, 2005

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats

Sheep-Goats posted:

Colorfinger didn't sing any of my requests but did sing the Disney song for retards :mad:

dont be sad

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
something something smell yo dick

Polish
Jul 5, 2007

I touch myself at night
SUDEENLYYYYY SEYMOURRRRRRRRR

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
show is kicking rear end and taking names.

come in!!

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Sheep-Goats posted:

Colorfinger didn't sing any of my requests but did sing the Disney song for retards :mad:

It was my song, I am the above

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

eating only apples posted:

It was my song, I am the above

Why would you want to hear Disney songs.

I don't like to seriouspost in GBS very much but to really want to hear a Disney song is kinda like constantly forgetting to zip your fly up after you piss, it's not a good sign.

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