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asking for a friend
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they get tired of pretending
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Nov 26, 2015 07:08
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you cum and turn off the video
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Nov 26, 2015 07:08
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one of them bites the other ones head off
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Nov 26, 2015 07:08
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The scissors break.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:08
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only bad ppl have sex and since its impossivle for lesbians to be bad they dont 
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Nov 26, 2015 07:09
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You know when you see it
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Nov 26, 2015 07:10
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a guy walks in and jizzes on their faces
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Nov 26, 2015 07:11
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They never are. They just continue having orgasms until they get interrupted or die from dehydration.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:11
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Gays don't have sex because it's sinful in the eyes of the LORD and Jesus.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:12
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whose the friend who keeps on asking for these things?
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Nov 26, 2015 07:12
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Many lesbian relationships are essentially asexual. Women have much lower libidos than men, and with no man around to initiate, nothing happens. The answer is most of them don't have sex in the first place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death
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Nov 26, 2015 07:17
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when they go to pick you up from school, OP
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Nov 26, 2015 07:18
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When the room smells like a clam bake
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Nov 26, 2015 07:18
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Chinatown posted:when they go to pick you up from school, OP 
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Nov 26, 2015 07:19
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There is no being done, only brief respites.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:28
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when we die
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Nov 26, 2015 07:28
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..aaaand done
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Nov 26, 2015 07:34
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every waking moment of lesbian's life is sex
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Nov 26, 2015 07:35
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Gays don't have sex because it's sinful in the eyes of the LORD and Jesus. god is cool with lesbians
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Nov 26, 2015 07:36
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btw the lesbian bed death study had poo poo methodology lesbian sex was defined by penetration with a phallic object which, loving lol
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Nov 26, 2015 07:37
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frot till u drop
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Nov 26, 2015 07:39
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Broenheim posted:god is cool with lesbians Sex acts out of wedlock and not for the sole reason of conceiving are a mortal sin
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Nov 26, 2015 07:40
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numberoneposter posted:frot till u drop
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Nov 26, 2015 07:40
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Lesbian Bed Death posted:..aaaand done lol
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Nov 26, 2015 07:41
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:btw the lesbian bed death study had poo poo methodology LOL. Was the guy who ran the study named Kevin Smith?
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Nov 26, 2015 07:42
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Since all sex is rape, and rape requires a penis, lesbians never actually have sex. Science is pretty easy.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:43
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for men the cumshot though def. signals OK THATS IT IM DONE that and the $50 on the dresser numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 07:43
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the flannel sparks up
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Nov 26, 2015 07:44
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Sex acts out of wedlock and not for the sole reason of conceiving are a mortal sin nah god thinks lesbians are hot, its in the footnotes
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Nov 26, 2015 07:45
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Broenheim posted:nah god thinks lesbians are hot, its in the footnotes I'm praying for you
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Nov 26, 2015 07:46
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For real reply: The auto-start on the Subaru of the visiting partner kicks in. Time to wrap up and get in a nice warm car with a warm pussy 
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Nov 26, 2015 07:47
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Doc Block posted:LOL. Was the guy who ran the study named Kevin Smith? I laughed
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Nov 26, 2015 07:51
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Many lesbian relationships are essentially asexual. Women have much lower libidos than men, and with no man around to initiate, nothing happens. The answer is most of them don't have sex in the first place.
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Nov 26, 2015 07:56
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Secks Cauldron posted:Bubble, bubble,
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Nov 26, 2015 08:01
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:I laughed  Only the hottest, most relevant '90s independent movie references for GBS.
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Nov 26, 2015 08:12
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Who said it was only men? Women can be creepy weirdos too, ya sexist bastard 
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Nov 26, 2015 08:17
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Moon Over June has taught as that lesbos keep doing it until their entire house has been doused in fem-spunk. Curiously they don't reveal if lesbins then have to demolish the house because of the resulting mold-growth.
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Nov 26, 2015 08:58
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gonna name my band lesbian bed death
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Nov 26, 2015 09:02
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Only creepy weirdos masturbate
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