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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

post jpgs and stuff

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008






Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The coolest thing about Black Friday is that it shows how brainwashed North American society is by our Corporate Nobility

People don't resent it either

We should start a fade of CEO blood curing any and all diseases allowing anyone who consumes it to possess their financial prowess

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice





Coming from a person who's of British and Scandinavian ancestry, let me just say gently caress White People.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Looking at Amazon and it's pretty much Prime Day pt 2

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




BigBoss posted:

Looking at Amazon and it's pretty much Prime Day pt 2

Yeah, it's great if you want some lovely watch or jewelry with a big "discount."

Only thing I'm getting is a new mattress, and the only special going on is I'm getting a $50 Target GC with it.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://twitter.com/GRMDAILY/status/670229092126597120/video/1

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

this is j oke video, right?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Ahundredbux posted:

this is j oke video, right?

Can't say for sure but of course it's not.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I saw somwone die at a compusa on BF once

Ramulack
Oct 12, 2009
Glad to be Canadian :canada:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

I saw somwone die at a compusa on BF once

I miss CompUSA.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HG2MYX4N4s

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I've said it before, but they've really ruined black friday. With staggered openings going back onto thanksgiving day, and online sales, it's not like it used to be.

I miss the simpler times, with midnight openings and staff sizes unable to handle the crowd. My bloodlust goes unquenched.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

im the woman snatching poo poo from the 5 year old and spin moving to get away

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I've said it before, but they've really ruined black friday. With staggered openings going back onto thanksgiving day, and online sales, it's not like it used to be.

I miss the simpler times, with midnight openings and staff sizes unable to handle the crowd. My bloodlust goes unquenched.

Yes, people unironically need to have no alternative to mortal combat in the arena of capitalism. Fight for your TV or be exiled to a land of regular prices.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Infidel Castro posted:

I miss CompUSA.

Some noob employee accidentally opened the store too soon and the dude at the front of the line got trampled.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I've said it before, but they've really ruined black friday. With staggered openings going back onto thanksgiving day, and online sales, it's not like it used to be.

I miss the simpler times, with midnight openings and staff sizes unable to handle the crowd. My bloodlust goes unquenched.

https://twitter.com/NSudenga/status/670120572559454208

https://twitter.com/DaddyWeaknd/status/670087604256272384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SROCzTMWXf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnhgk2hPP4g

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Nov 27, 2015

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Look at all these nice people trying to buy christmas gifts for their loved ones.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_LMQc2Z-o&t=70s

A cop gets punched in this video

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

More blood for the blood god

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://twitter.com/CNNMoney/status/670263849820426240

CNN Money compilation of Black Friday 2015 brawls

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

What is it they're fighting over?

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

The 2015 holiday shopping season started with a bang as two people died outside a Target in Appleton, WI, hours before the doors even opened. Store management reacted with shock at the news. "This is unbelievable," remarked Target store manager Jeffrey Kimbrell. "I expected this to happen at Wal-Mart or maybe Best Buy, but MY store? When the district manager hears about this he's going to flip out. I bet I get a bonus. You can't buy this kind of advertising."

When informed of the pre-dawn tragedy in Appleton, Wal-Mart CFO Brett Biggs remained unfazed. "This is a marathon not a sprint, and the day has just begun. Besides, I just received word that we had a 3-year-old trampled to death at Store #1587 in Modesto. The shareholders are going to eat that up."

Biggs continued, "Let Target enjoy their first blood. Battles are decided by who strikes last not who strikes first - and our stores full of over-worked, underpaid employees currently facing wave after wave of desperate consumers hoping our strategic markdowns will allow them to afford a few mindless luxuries this Christmas is guaranteed to provide enough violence for even the most bloodthirsty investor."

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
black FAGday

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Black Friday hasn't had deals worth killing for in years.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Look at all these nice people trying to buy christmas gifts for their loved ones.

Death to Capitalism.

Behead the wealthy.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




BLACK FRIDAY PURCHASE UPDATE

I bought a milk and breakfast sandwich at Kwik-Trip on my way back from getting a haircut.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
I might purchase a sandwich on the way to work

BLACK FRIDAY WOO

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Nodelphi posted:

What is it they're fighting over?

Feeling an irresistible pull towards a faraway shopping mall, they fight for The Prize




































of amazing discounts!!

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Infidel Castro posted:

Coming from a person who's of British and Scandinavian ancestry, let me just say gently caress White People.

please tell me more

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Nobody ever gets killed on White Friday, MAKES YOU THINK

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

Nodelphi posted:

What is it they're fighting over?

Need to know this

Edit: think it's a casserole dish.

hitchensgoespop fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Nov 27, 2015

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
If you haven't gotten into the holiday spirit yet, you still can! There is still time to murder a less fortunate shopper over an item that is always on sale at 25% off but is now 30% off!

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
There are no FANTASTIC $AVINGS on this, the blackest of Fridays.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.
What is black Friday
?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
No bastard ever won a black friday by dying for his hot deal. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his hot deal.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Time to bust out the classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB-CFFM68zs

An employee was trampled to death while this was being filmed

Also lol red states

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