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Don Tacorleone posted:Of course it doesn't fit you, you like to be special, just like every other loving Gen Zer
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Aralan posted:I don't know if you knew this, but gen Z’s aren’t interested in being mainstream. They embrace diversity and desire to be different, unique, and the first to find the new trend. Being tech savvy, they are experts at using the internet as a tool to research and treasure hunt. Endless amounts of information provide endless opportunities, leading to an especially creative and entrepreneurial generation. They don't have money to do this, unless it's just cam whores. and if it is time to call the police.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:22 |
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Gyra_Solune posted:so uh They should have started at gen Z, then we'd have gen # for millennials and gen ? or something for gen z.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:39 |
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I think the next generation should be Generation TSwift, we can name generations after that after the most applicable songs from her repertoire
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:42 |
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"I'm a very visual person" -an idiot that never progressed beyond picture books
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 06:50 |
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I thought they were going to be called gen K loving pick a name already
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 08:01 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Just imagine that, instead of words, this post is a long scream of agony.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 09:51 |
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Are they Gen Z because of the zombies?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:32 |
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GenZers are goals af
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:32 |
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Categorize yourselves into sales categories. Argue about which corporate bestowed identity is better. You're not 'mainstream' are you? Dehumanize and face the bloodshed
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:43 |
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sout posted:GenZers are goals af Indeed, they are goats.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:44 |
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lets divide people into age groups and make wildly broad stereotypes about them
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:47 |
i thought the in vogue name for these faggots was "digital natives"
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 10:47 |
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Seems like it ought to be the "Safe Spacers" given how wussified the current college crowd is
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 11:01 |
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Dave Concepcion posted:i thought the in vogue name for these faggots was "digital natives" That's pretty racist, I think the preferred term is cyber aboriginals.
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now that they've run out of letters they should start using the greek alphabet for new generations, preferably the second letter as I have an eerie suspicion that it'll be very descriptive
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 11:20 |
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Berious posted:That's pretty racist, I think the preferred term is cyber aboriginals. They're still going to get wrecked by the more established and advanced Internet Colonists. That's right the fuckers who remember 56k hold all the cash money.
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The Taint Reaper posted:They're still going to get wrecked by the more established and advanced Internet Colonists. That's right the fuckers who remember 56k hold all the cash money. comquastadors
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 11:29 |
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Gyra_Solune posted:so uh The mongooses. That's a good name for a generation. Also, I've been teaching them for a while. It is frightening how they can't unplug from technology, even for a little while. It's amazing to see the lengths they go through to hide the fact they are on their phones. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Dec 6, 2015 |
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Berious posted:That's pretty racist, I think the preferred term is cyber aboriginals. abodigitals
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 12:48 |
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I think tumblr users are actually a very small proportion of the general population
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 12:57 |
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They can google an answer on their phones. They don't need any of that critical thinking or book learning.
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genesplicer posted:The mongooses. That's a good name for a generation. What's up, 8th grade teachin' buddy. Provide a couple power strips and some chargers of various type (though I request they bring their own). They'll plug in and not touch their phones again for 80 minutes.
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Dirty Sanchez posted:What's up, 8th grade teachin' buddy. Provide a couple power strips and some chargers of various type (though I request they bring their own). They'll plug in and not touch their phones again for 80 minutes. Did you know "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 15:46 |
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Chinatown posted:every generation is the same hope this helps Yeah there's no real difference between children of the Depression and children that are younger than Google.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:05 |
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We should user this opportunity to figure out ways to gently caress over these little fuckers like how boomers hosed us.
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GORDON posted:Yeah there's no real difference between children of the Depression and children that are younger than Google. 2020's kid: Somebody told me that girls have a vagina, and boys have a penis. I'm going to start a twitter outrage mob that will harass them until we forget about it.
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:10 |
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Infidel Castro posted:We should user this opportunity to figure out ways to gently caress over these little fuckers like how boomers hosed us.
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Casimir Radon posted:1930's kid: We don't have anything to eat. True but: 1930s adult: we don't have anything to eat 2020's adult: children are being mean to be on the internet aaaaaaaaa
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:32 |
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Strategic Tea posted:True but: 2010s adult: oh boy, Russia is looking pretty nasty with their tanks and troops and nuclear missiles
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 16:37 |
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symbolic posted:1930s adult: oh boy, Germany is looking pretty nasty with their tanks and troops 1930s adult: Now I know Hitler is an authoritarian but he's sticking it to those awful commies and frankly something needs to be done about them 2010s adult: Now I know Putin is an authoritarian but he's sticking it to those awful terrorists and frankly something needs to be done about them
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 17:07 |
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lol at using THE PAST to predict the friggin future you idiots lol
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 17:25 |
Broenheim posted:can we get a good gen Z name like "millenials," that's easy to say because i want to rant about them I dont want to say gen Z-ers, I want to have some dumb name i can yell at the dinner table Zer/Zerself
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:23 |
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Professor Shark posted:lol at using THE PAST to predict the friggin future you idiots lol but history repeats itself, it's true because someone wrote it in a book and it sounds poetic
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symbolic posted:world war iii I was thinking more along the lines of creating a social program that benefits us and goes bankrupt when gen Z becomes eligible.
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Infidel Castro posted:I was thinking more along the lines of creating a social program that benefits us and goes bankrupt when gen Z becomes eligible.
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Gyra_Solune posted:but history repeats itself, it's true because someone wrote it in a book and it sounds poetic it doesn't repeat, it rhymes hip hop is the future
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:43 |
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Retired teachers laugh at me because they have Golden Pensions and they know I won't when I retire They laugh at me while they take days as subs that they get paid for that don't affect their pensions Baby Boomers are the loving worst
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# ? Dec 6, 2015 18:43 |
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Professor Shark posted:Baby Boomers are the loving worst he also collects a lot of Three Stooges merchandise and it's neat.
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Proof that advertisers are still trying to figure out millennials is that Oreo hasn't put a photo of a black transgender feminist standing on a white cis male on the front of its packaging.
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