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| Not Mike Petke |
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5 | 4.95% |
| Michel's Stupid Haircut |
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3 | 2.97% |
| A Very Angry Danish Guy |
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7 | 6.93% |
| Some Dudes in Hardhats in a B-Boy Pose |
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12 | 11.88% |
| Nat Borchers' Beard |
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17 | 16.83% |
| Sigi Schmid's Beer Belly |
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20 | 19.80% |
| A Team Effort Because There Are 11 Pla....Just Kidding, Didier Drogba |
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5 | 4.95% |
| The Racoons That Live in RFK Stadium |
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8 | 7.92% |
| Midseason Acquisitions Stealing Time from Talented Youngsters |
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4 | 3.96% |
| Mexico's Favorite American, San Zusi |
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2 | 1.98% |
| gently caress Charlie Davies |
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8 | 7.92% |
| Sebastian Giovinco...Wait, Can He Even Wrap His Arms Around That Thing? |
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10 | 9.90% |
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They're gonna run out of infused liquors and mason jars.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:16
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Yes, but I'd also contend that spending years yelling "Porter out" and insisting that his team is bad when, in fact, all the moves were correct and his coaching was actually good entitles people to give him endless poo poo
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Dec 7, 2015 04:17
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highme posted:It was 2 posts on a PK in a shoot out that opened up this alternate reality where we (the Portland Timbers Football Club) eventually became the champions of the league you're drat fuckin right I have no thoughts on the game. I think I could tell you more about the possession and strategy of liverpool game this morning that I barely watched than I could about this one that I was glued to - the entire second half was nerve-wracking as a Timbers fan and was the most intense scoreless half I think I've ever watched on TV, and it felt like it was super open with lots of opportunities on both ends, but then I saw after the game I guess the Crew only had one shot on goal? I feel like that can't be right, but I also don't recall Kwarasey being tested either, just a ton of stuff like that last ball in that was overhit but if it were a touch lighter would have been really dangerous. Clark also saving that Borchers header - I think the entire bar thought it was in. also all the teams I follow and support never win poo poo so uhh being from Portland: 
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Dec 7, 2015 04:22
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African AIDS cum posted:Let us bow to the dude who finished 4th or 5th and won an asinine knockout format postseason. get this guy in the soccer hall of fame asap. I'll be bouncing my grandkids on my knee telling them of the time when i looked at espnfc.com on my phone after a seahawks game and saw Portland Timbers won the title. They'll be celebrating in Tualatin trailer parks tonight. Yes, but you were wrong and your team won the title with superior players and coaching
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Dec 7, 2015 04:32
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African AIDS cum posted:They'll be celebrating in Tualatin trailer parks tonight. Yes we will. And tomorrow your dad will still be disappointed in you.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:36
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African AIDS cum posted:asinine knockout format postseason
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Dec 7, 2015 04:48
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porkface posted:Post season should be best of seven match-ups involving no fewer than 75% of the league. It's the American way. I look forward to next year when everyone except Colorado and NYCFC get playoff spots. Also, an all star game where 30 players have to miss the game immediately afterwards.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:50
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I'm going to let y'all in on a secret. Tom is as irrelevant tonight after we won things as he was in the past.
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Dec 7, 2015 04:52
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highme posted:I'm going to let y'all in on a secret. Tom is as irrelevant tonight after we won things as he was in the past. Then stop talking about him
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Dec 7, 2015 04:53
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highme posted:Yes we will. And tomorrow your dad will still be disappointed in you. You are an extremely weird guy please don't post about me again thank Your Boy Fancy posted:Yes, but you were wrong and your team won the title with superior players and coaching
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Dec 7, 2015 05:01
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:Then stop talking about him TBF, Tom is still more relevant to the discussion of MLS Cup champion than Toronto and New York Red Bull.
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Dec 7, 2015 05:10
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highme posted:TBF, Tom is still more relevant to the discussion of MLS Cup champion than Toronto and New York Red Bull. You seem really obsessed
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Dec 7, 2015 05:12
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Soccer is done for the year, please close thread as all teams are now in the loser thread
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Dec 7, 2015 05:13
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Soccer is done for the year, please close thread as all teams are now in the loser thread Do we have a winner thread? Because I don't know if you saw, but The Timbers are winners and can post in the winners thread.
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Dec 7, 2015 05:14
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OK, try it. edit: vvv Well I thought it was funny. 
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Dec 7, 2015 05:16
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Lol you big baby, let them have their fun. This thread can be closed when the offseason thread goes up. Congratulations Timbers fans.
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Dec 7, 2015 05:18
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highme posted:TBF, Tom is still more relevant to the discussion of MLS Cup champion than Toronto and New York Red Bull. It's the same supporters group/internet troll/joey log or whatever drama that your poo poo team insists on discussing instead of anything else, including the actual game You literally just won the MLS cup and instead of talking about what happened in the match you're gloating about owning some internet guy. What is wrong with you.
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Dec 7, 2015 05:19
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I'm glad as hell I picked the Timbers to plastic for
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Dec 7, 2015 05:22
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:It's the same supporters group/internet troll/joey log or whatever drama that your poo poo team insists on discussing instead of anything else, including the actual game There has been some dumb posting in the past 2 weeks from Portland people, I'll give you that. But you have been as bad and your team barely made the playoffs. gently caress you, go buy more players so you can lose to Montreal again. Honestly, you don't deserve Giovinco. whypick1 posted:OK, try it. Welcome to your nightmare.
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Dec 7, 2015 05:53
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Jermaine Dildoe posted:Congratulations to you and your team. Hey, I post about 'films' and 'Millennials', too :bigtran: Anyways, I'll cherish our microtransgression mini-rivalry as long as I draw breath. Farewell, sweet prince. MechaFrogzilla posted:They're gonna run out of infused liquors and mason jars. Not possible. mushi posted:I think I remember one of the fox commentators going on about title runs needing incredible luck or something like "if Portland goes on to win, they will look back at events like this and call it destiny" Pretty much how I feel. Everything seems easy and benign unless you were watching all the games where they worked their asses off to earn every inch. Your Boy Fancy posted:Soccer is done for the year, please close thread as all teams are now in the loser thread Except 2 months til preseason again, which are basically throwaway months that dont matter Gigi Galli posted:Lol you big baby, let them have their fun. This thread can be closed when the offseason thread goes up. Congratulations Timbers fans. You are the best mod.
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Dec 7, 2015 06:05
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Now gently caress off back to Games
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highme posted:Dear folks, Portland Timbers are the champions of league. gently caress you if you disagree. I can't even be mad, as a fan of another unpopular team. Though at least it's more a sense of apathy. 
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Dec 7, 2015 06:06
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highme posted:There has been some dumb posting in the past 2 weeks from Portland people, I'll give you that. But you have been as bad and your team barely made the playoffs. gently caress you, go buy more players so you can lose to Montreal again. Honestly, you don't deserve Giovinco. Psst, let me give you a bit of advice as the fan of a crap team that won the Cup: just say "What's that, I can't hear you from behind this big trophy!  "
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Dec 7, 2015 06:14
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Fucitol posted:bit rude this erryone can eat my entire rear end because holy poo poo the timbers the Portland loving garbage timbers WON. THE. CUP.
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Dec 7, 2015 06:58
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the escape goat posted:erryone can eat my entire rear end because holy poo poo the timbers the Portland loving garbage timbers WON. THE. CUP. that whole rear end, eat it shitlords
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Dec 7, 2015 07:13
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Fucitol posted:bit rude this The PNW's laid-backedness is only a facade over a loathing of everything that is only expressed through the most passive of aggressions.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:23
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foobardog posted:The PNW's laid-backedness is only a facade over a loathing of everything that is only expressed through the most passive of aggressions. this guy gets it highme posted:It was 2 posts on a PK in a shoot out that opened up this alternate reality where we (the Portland Timbers Football Club) eventually became the champions of the league.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:26
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foobardog posted:The PNW's laid-backedness is only a facade over a loathing of everything that is only expressed through the most passive of aggressions. Everything is loathsome, therefore loathed.
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Dec 7, 2015 07:28
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This day has come much sooner than i ever hoped!
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Dec 7, 2015 07:54
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scourgeofthe7bees posted:This day has come much sooner than i ever hoped! Never thought it would come.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:07
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the escape goat posted:erryone can eat my entire rear end because holy poo poo the timbers the Portland loving garbage timbers WON. THE. CUP.
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Dec 7, 2015 08:37
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foobardog posted:The PNW's laid-backedness is only a facade over a loathing of everything that is only expressed through the most passive of aggressions. Yes, the PNW is very midwestern in this sense. The nice thing about moving east was that people will actually tell others to shut the hell up in theaters, instead of sighing and glaring impotently or whatever. Anyway, congrats Portland, I loathe your coach, owner, and most of your fans, but what I think doesn't matter because you're the champs.
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Dec 7, 2015 12:25
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MLS playoffs are a joke they might as well just let every team in and then we can determine who's able to luck into 3 wins as the best team. Maybe the game getting a 0.2 rating will help to do away with this tripe
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Dec 7, 2015 12:26
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fat greasy puto posted:MLS playoffs are a joke they might as well just let every team in and then we can determine who's able to luck into 3 wins as the best team. Maybe the game getting a 0.2 rating will help to do away with this tripe I do wonder if someday we'll move more toward the Shield as the top trophy and look back on playoff championships in the same way that we look back on titles from the 12 team no-tie era. I know a United fan who loves lording those over other people, and I don't have the heart to tell him how little I give a poo poo.
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Dec 7, 2015 12:31
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Local Area Expansion Team Fan Incapable Of Expressing How Little He Cares About Trophy His Team Hasn't Won
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Dec 7, 2015 13:37
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MechaFrogzilla posted:I do wonder if someday we'll move more toward the Shield as the top trophy and look back on playoff championships in the same way that we look back on titles from the 12 team no-tie era. I know a United fan who loves lording those over other people, and I don't have the heart to tell him how little I give a poo poo. Hopefully they just fix the scheduling and make the shield the top prize. It would be a better indicator of season long form than the current playoff system
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Dec 7, 2015 17:06
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i'm not sure that portland has really won a championship where is the season long form trophy, barack oporter?
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Dec 7, 2015 17:12
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Not invalidating anything Portland accomplished because it's still tough to get through the playoffs, would just prefer a better system is all
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Dec 7, 2015 17:16
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Nah, I'm just riffing. Portland did A Thing. I just have to hope Seattle will do much more in the future.
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Dec 7, 2015 17:24
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It's like we're the Soviet Union in the space race. 
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