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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I wonder if the terrorist attacks influenced the vote

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Roy
Sep 24, 2007
"Let us remove the brown chocolate from the white pain to make an anryan white croissant!! It is a metaphor for france and immigrants in case any of you do not follow" -Le Pen's actual campaign motto

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

kikkelivelho posted:

I've said this before but I'll reiterate it in this thread. An entire country turning to fascism would usually be really sad, but honestly, who gives a gently caress about France? I mean lets be honest, we're talking about France. Like, really?

If someone said they were sad because of France turning to fascism I'd just shrug and go "eh". How bad is your country, when the only real options are Sarcozy and Le Pen?

France is actually kind of important.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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fuccboi posted:

France is actually kind of important.

Where else will the world get its bad attitudes and stinky cheeses?

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Where else will the world get its bad attitudes and stinky cheeses?

England has hooligans and Stilton.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

fuccboi posted:

France is actually kind of important.

France rules and the only bad part about France are self loathing Americans who think it's super cultured and won't shut the gently caress up about it.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.

fuccboi posted:

France is actually kind of important.

It's thinking like that that got us stuck in Viet Nam.

quote:

The principal French exports to the US are aircraft and engines, beverages, electrical equipment, chemicals, cosmetics, luxury products and perfume

So the whores of NYC won't be able to buy their stinkwater, BFD.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
ok guys, get this

big erection!!!!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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*door smashes open*

*falls into thread face-first, hair is messed up and clothes are unironed*

hey guys more like france has a big erection am i right?

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

"France is kinda important" is exactly the kind of statement you would expect from a Le Pen voting salty frenchie.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i support british industry

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
So I would take the once-every-few-years mass shootings in France to the once-every-few-days mass shootings of the Yanks.

But fear makes people stupid, and now France is going to fill with big butthurt dumb babies like the US already has over three decades.

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
Oops! I forgot to tell a joke!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Well, the US did freedom first and you just kinda copied us, sooooo, welcome to doing it right?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Eumenides posted:

So I would take the once-every-few-years mass shootings in France to the once-every-few-days mass shootings of the Yanks.

But fear makes people stupid, and now France is going to fill with big butthurt dumb babies like the US already has over three decades.

it wasnt a mass shooting though it was a terrorist attack

naem
May 29, 2011

Skilleddk posted:

french chick is hot but eh, this could have been Polands president



I see why they keep getting invaded

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Eumenides posted:

Oops! I forgot to tell a joke!

try rhyming "election" with "erection"

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

kikkelivelho posted:

"France is kinda important" is exactly the kind of statement you would expect from a Le Pen voting salty frenchie.

Fun fact: Rush Limbaugh loving loves France and French culture but he doesn't talk about it because American conservatives made "FRANCE BAD" a huge part of their political identity after the French said invading Iraq was a dumbass idea and Rush is savvy enough not to try swimming against the tide on that one.

Plucky Brit
Nov 7, 2009

Swing low, sweet chariot
France and the U.S. Only hate each other because they're so similar.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Roy posted:

"Let us remove the brown chocolate from the white pain to make an anryan white croissant!! It is a metaphor for france and immigrants in case any of you do not follow" -Le Pen's actual campaign motto

"lets remove the chocolate from the chocolate bread and make it a nice aryan bread"

lol this isn't all that surprising coming from France though

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense

Are we just posting french bus ads here now

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35035230

> France PM Valls calls for united anti-National Front vote

Basically, lets pull out every trick in the book to prevent coming to power what people are voting for. That seems pretty anti-democratic to me, sort of seems like it's exactly what they're accusing the FN of being. That bad publicity though. They captured her looking so happy for one moment at the podium and bam.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nolgthorn posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35035230

> France PM Valls calls for united anti-National Front vote

Basically, lets pull out every trick in the book to prevent coming to power what people are voting for. That seems pretty anti-democratic to me, sort of seems like it's exactly what they're accusing the FN of being. That bad publicity though. They captured her looking so happy for one moment at the podium and bam.

she's urging voters to vote a certain way. How is that anti-democratic again?

Lot 49
Dec 7, 2007

I'll do anything
For my sweet sixteen

Nolgthorn posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35035230

> France PM Valls calls for united anti-National Front vote

Houellebecq is a genius.

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense
Well there are two other popular parties and one of them is pretty much dropping out of the race so that everyone is forced to vote for the republicans, or FN, or nobody. It's a very obvious, sort of transparent, very honest and out in the open, form of rigging.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nolgthorn posted:

Well there are two other popular parties and one of them is pretty much dropping out of the race so that everyone is forced to vote for the republicans, or FN, or nobody. It's a very obvious, sort of transparent, very honest and out in the open, form of rigging.

how is literally quitting the race "rigging"? Do you understand the concept of voting or are you just a dipshit?

Nolgthorn
Jan 30, 2001

The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense
Ah gently caress off.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
How dare they! How dare they quit the race they can't possibly win! That's cheating! :argh:

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

Nolgthorn posted:

Well there are two other popular parties and one of them is pretty much dropping out of the race so that everyone is forced to vote for the republicans, or FN, or nobody. It's a very obvious, sort of transparent, very honest and out in the open, form of rigging.

lol i understand politics very much

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

The Taint Reaper posted:

middle east has been warring with itself since before the western world is even a thing.

(drumroll...)

so has every other region on this planet!!

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
France had a big election, eh?


:shittypop:

...And now I have a big erection!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Eumenides posted:

So I would take the once-every-few-years mass shootings in France to the once-every-few-days mass shootings of the Yanks.

But fear makes people stupid, and now France is going to fill with big butthurt dumb babies like the US already has over three decades.

god bless you foreign son :911:

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

France has the largest muslim population in Europe. France is also a terrible country. Coincidence?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Nolgthorn posted:

Well there are two other popular parties and one of them is pretty much dropping out of the race so that everyone is forced to vote for the republicans, or FN, or nobody. It's a very obvious, sort of transparent, very honest and out in the open, form of rigging.

So parties should be forced to participate in elections against their will, is that how it works.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
the left's refusal to recognize that it's a bad idea to import thousands of devout followers of extreme religions directly from war zones (where they are fighting over religion) and into civilized western countries is going to result in actual fascist parties coming into power.

Watch Trump's poll numbers skyrocket in the next week, maybe we should shut the gently caress up about importing a bunch of Syrians or how wonderful Muslims are for right now before we Tumblr ourselves off the edge of a cliff

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Muslims in France don't come from war zones.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Kurtofan posted:

Muslims in France don't come from war zones.

That's arguable. The have lived in Belgium and France after all.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

naem posted:

I see why they keep getting invaded

They keep getting invaded since they got cursed with bad geography.

Weak nation surrounded by larger more aggressive neighbors.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kurtofan posted:

Muslims in France don't come from war zones.

They come from places where there are Muslims.

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Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Marine Le Pen is only rising because of support from the Jewish lobby.

Her husband is a half Jew.

All this makes Front National seem 'kosher nationalist'.

They will not save France, but only slow down their decline because only a truly white revolution that also destroys the Jew enemy who promote cultural Marxism will change Europe.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ

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