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Stuck on a ship for weeks with the kind of people who think a cruise is a good idea of a vacation. That free buffet is pretty much 100% ecoli. You know some cruise ships have turned into overflowing turd buckets? then they drop you off in a 3rd world country for a couple hours where all the local gangs know your fat tourist rear end is easy pickings. And to top it all off it's all very expensive. edit: also lol they'll leave your rear end behind in that 3rd world country if you're one second late to the boat.
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Cruises legit own. Best ezmode vacationing
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Dec 9, 2015 04:31
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I had the same feelings until I went on one. It was totes awesome after we got on the boat. I would reccomend getting an all you can drink beer thing if you can. Then you just use the duck out of it and gorge yourself. Also, you only have to plan some for the excursions.
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Dec 9, 2015 04:36
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There's probably a reasonable amount of single babes on a cruise ship looking for some dick
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Dec 9, 2015 04:38
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Just read this - http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf
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Dec 9, 2015 04:43
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this thread is a cry for help
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read this - http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf Nobody is gonna read that long rear end poo poo fuccboi
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vyst posted:Cruises legit own. Best ezmode vacationing
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vyst posted:Nobody is gonna read that long rear end poo poo fuccboi
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Dec 9, 2015 04:49
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My parents go on cruises around the mediterranean and the british isles, rich person cruises that are really nice get richer?
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Dec 9, 2015 04:55
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Fonzarelli posted:My parents go on cruises around the mediterranean and the british isles, rich person cruises that are really nice who the gently caress takes a cruise around the british isles, are you parents crazy???
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Dec 9, 2015 04:56
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Mmm hmmmmm Nothing like spending two weeks on a floating toilet filled with thousand of peoples poo poo. Liquor and beer farts everywhere
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Dec 9, 2015 04:58
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i'm pretty sure you could have the exact same experience as a cruise if you just went and stayed in some lovely hotel next to a golden corral somewhere
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Dec 9, 2015 04:59
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www posted:who the gently caress takes a cruise around the british isles, are you parents crazy???
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Dec 9, 2015 05:02
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vyst posted:Cruises legit own. Best ezmode vacationing Yup.....probably the most relaxing vacation out there Also lol at "expensive". You can find all-inclusive cruises for like $999
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Dec 9, 2015 05:04
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It's always nice to find a quiet promenade that nobody hangs out on, pull up a couple of deck chairs and read for hours. On our last cruise, we spent a week in London, grabbing loads of books, then going on our cruise of Scandinavia out of Southampton. The promenade we found was pretty much deserted, with only the occasional folks taking a stroll. I decided to read a book about famous ship disasters, which got lots of looks and comments from the other passengers. Cruises are nice because you can visit lots of different cities very easily. Go to your hotel room, wake up and visit a city. Go back to your hotel room, wake up and visit a completely different city. Very convenient.
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Dec 9, 2015 05:04
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cruises always look good
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Dec 9, 2015 05:05
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The buffets aren't amazing but a way better deal than the overpriced dining room packages they offer you. Never do an Alaskan cruise because everyone is over 75 and the ship security lines take forever because they have to deal with all the walkers and wheelchairs.
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Dec 9, 2015 05:07
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A misanthrope posted:cruises always look good Pretty sure OP is referring to Cruise's as in plural, I'm personally OK with one Cruise. Two or more Cruise's is absolutely ridiculous.
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Dec 9, 2015 05:11
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I felt the same OP, but with one of my ex's I went on one around the carribean islands of Barbados and St Lucia and poo poo. I was reluctant to go as I didnt want to be stuck on the boat for days at the time, nor get dressed up for dinner/certain areas : if im on holiday I want to slum it in shorts and sandals, and be doing interesting stuff each day. She found one where It was casual dress everywhere, food and booze were all inclusive, and the restaurants opened 24/7 so I could come down at like 3am and eat 3 burgers (was massively into going to the gym at the time). gently caress getting dressed up to eat some overpriced food. It had like 3 swimming pools and a climbing wall and loads of bars, and we were at a different island each morning and out from like 8am-8pm, so it was only the evenings where I had to be on the boat. I bet it was for sure one of the cheaper options but the ship was like a floating hotel + leisure complex + shopping mall, and it was still really really nice. Only bad thing was the room was tiny and the "view" was a tiny porthole that looked out onto nothing, but you are only there to sleep anyway. It owned. spud fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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Dec 9, 2015 05:13
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i went on a cruise around the horn of florida and they had an arbys on the boat where you could get free curly fries whenever you wanted. 24/7. cruise didn't last 24hrs but if it did you could've got the fries
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Kuato posted:Pretty sure OP is referring to Cruise's as in plural, I'm personally OK with one Cruise. Two or more Cruise's is absolutely ridiculous. cruise got "gently caress you, clone me" money so in the future we may face a critical compounding cruise clone crisis he even made a movie about it 
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City of Tampa posted:i'm pretty sure you could have the exact same experience as a cruise if you just went and stayed in some lovely hotel next to a golden corral somewhere You're talking about Carnival and other poo poo-tier cruises, the better ones can have really good food. Also I don't think many cruises stay on the boat the entire time. The one I went on visited Mexico, The Cayman Islands, Jamaica, and Haiti.
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vyst posted:Nobody is gonna read that long rear end poo poo human being
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Dec 9, 2015 05:48
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MaxxBot posted:You're talking about Carnival and other poo poo-tier cruises, the better ones can have really good food. Also I don't think many cruises stay on the boat the entire time. The one I went on visited Mexico, The Cayman Islands, Jamaica, and Haiti. Dude, I think we were on the same boat... Independence of the Sea?
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Dec 9, 2015 05:51
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A misanthrope posted:cruise got "gently caress you, clone me" money so in the future we may face a critical compounding cruise clone crisis hosed up if false. With that being said I think Tom Cruise looks pretty good, particularly for someone in their early 50s. This kind of ageism exhibited by OP is problematic IMO.
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Dec 9, 2015 05:56
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Kuato posted:hosed up if false.  
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Dec 9, 2015 06:01
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Some cruises are pretty great, nothing but booze, food, and pussy for a whole week.
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it seems like it's for people who are alcoholics and do not own a boat and wish they could be bigger alcoholics with less responsibility and still not own, but use a giant boat
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extra stout posted:it seems like it's for people who are alcoholics and do not own a boat and wish they could be bigger alcoholics with less responsibility and still not own, but use a giant boat one cruise line has started confiscating bottled water/other liquids from passengers because so many of them were smuggling vodka onboard
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Haverchuck posted:one cruise line has started confiscating bottled water/other liquids from passengers because so many of them were smuggling vodka onboard when in college a couple of buddies went on a cruise that we found on deep discount out of miami for like $499 (pro move, by the way), and had a competition as to who could smuggle in the most liquor. One friend purchased a 24 rack of water bottles, tediously refilled the middle ones with vodka, laboriously re-sealed each one, putting them back under that shrinkwrap plastic so no one was the wiser, basically going the whole 9 yards. I literally just threw 2 handles of vodka and a $20 in my bag and hoped either a) they wouldn't scan mine b) if ur a dockworker in miami you don't give a poo poo, and you'll take the twenty I won the competition
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Dec 9, 2015 06:36
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if i can one day smoke weed 24/7 on a cruise ship then I might be tempted to try one until then gently caress that, I can do so much skiing or mountain biking or sitting on a beach for the price of a cruise
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Dec 9, 2015 06:37
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cruises actually rock op im sorry about your gay and retarded taste in vacations
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Dec 9, 2015 06:37
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www posted:who the gently caress takes a cruise around the british isles, are you parents crazy??? they go to all of these little coastal towns and stuff in ireland and scotland that are really beautiful
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Prorat posted:Dude, I think we were on the same boat... Independence of the Sea? I was on a Celebrity ship which is owned by the same company I think.
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read this - http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf oh yahs david fahster wahllace how did i know some assprince was going to post this bullshit
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Cuise food has gone super downhill in the last 10 years. Its just crappy but I guess its unlimited, so yay. Also the drinks are overpriced and the people who go on cruises are terrible.
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been on a few and they are a great time however i am unable to take a solid poo poo by the time its over so take that as you will
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I'd never go on a cruise that was anything more than a more convenient way to get around some islands. Its just a giant moving hotel with somewhere to rest my head and get some cheap/easy food. The holiday is the places you are going to see, not sitting on some boat.
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spud posted:I'd never go on a cruise that was anything more than a more convenient way to get around some islands. You must go on lovely boats
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