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like legitimately if your company is public I believe they have to report executive compensation to the public
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Al! posted:how much was his bonus? $2M cash, $3M stock
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Barnyard Protein posted:$2M cash, $3M stock see tough times, everyone is tightening their belt and doing their bit for the company
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Barnyard Protein posted:$2M cash, $3M stock :flip-take:
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Dec 11, 2015 19:59
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if they paid him any less he'd be force to go and find a job somewhere else, and that would leave you where exactly? oh that's right, in the poor house because you lost your job because the company went under because they gave up their brilliant leadership and foresight all so you could get a reported cost of living increase of 1.5%
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Dec 11, 2015 20:00
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cjs: hoo boy there's some three-way throwdown between one of the owners, a manager and the dude who actually keeps the day-to-day poo poo functioning.
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Dec 11, 2015 20:00
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someone asked "but we had a huge profit this year why can't we use some of that as a bonus?" and the answer was " that money belongs to the shareholders so we have to give it to them" lol i haven't done any real work in the two weeks since that meeting happened
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Dec 11, 2015 20:01
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Barnyard Protein posted:someone asked "but we had a huge profit this year why can't we use some of that as a bonus?" and the answer was " I bet if you start asking around you will find out that you are also being paid less on average than the others in your region with your title
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Dec 11, 2015 20:03
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Al! posted:I bet if you start asking around you will find out that you are also being paid less on average than the others in your region with your title i know that to be the case. we were also told if we discussed our bonuses with co-workers then we wouldn't get bonuses again. geroge is getting angry!!!
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Dec 11, 2015 20:06
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Barnyard Protein posted:this year our year end bonus was two speeches, instead of the usual one, about how we're lucky to have jobs at all and we should stop asking for higher salaries. the ceo really cares about us and he feel's "dissed" when we ask for more money. its tantamount to asking him to do layoffs and he just cares about us as people so much jobs are boons, given out to the poor like gifts
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Dec 11, 2015 20:07
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Barnyard Protein posted:i know that to be the case. we were also told if we discussed our bonuses with co-workers then we wouldn't get bonuses again. geroge is getting angry!!! I hope your sending out those resumes
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Dec 11, 2015 20:07
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Barnyard Protein posted:i know that to be the case. we were also told if we discussed our bonuses with co-workers then we wouldn't get bonuses again. geroge is getting angry!!! if you really want to gently caress with them anonymously leave some afl-cio brochures in the breakroom
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Dec 11, 2015 20:09
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Podima posted:gently caress you!!!!!!!! i hope you successfully inspire them, it is good to help future generations
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Dec 11, 2015 20:11
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Al! posted:I bet if you start asking around you will find out that you are also being paid less on average than the others in your region with your title glassdoor is the best website
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Dec 11, 2015 20:11
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cjs: most of my tasks are now waiting on input from other people is this what being a manager is like
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Dec 11, 2015 20:11
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if you're feeling bored just schedule a meeting or walk around until you find another manager with whom you can have a manager conversation.
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Dec 11, 2015 20:13
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:cjs: most of my tasks are now waiting on input from other people I'm on the bottom of the ladder here and that's what my job is
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Barnyard Protein posted:if you're feeling bored just schedule a meeting or walk around until you find another manager with whom you can have a manager conversation. i like to drink lots of water so that i have a reason to get up
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Dec 11, 2015 20:15
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you can take a nap sitting in a toilet stall, but i recommend that you don't actually start off by taking a poo poo. your legs might fall asleep, then you might fall off the toilet, and you'll just be there helpless on the bathroom floor with your rear end hanging out, unable to get up
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Dec 11, 2015 20:16
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Barnyard Protein posted:this year our year end bonus was two speeches, instead of the usual one, about how we're lucky to have jobs at all and we should stop asking for higher salaries. the ceo really cares about us and he feel's "dissed" when we ask for more money. its tantamount to asking him to do layoffs and he just cares about us as people so much did the ceo also say that he thinks of y'all as family
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Dec 11, 2015 20:18
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Barnyard Protein posted:this year our year end bonus was two speeches, instead of the usual one, about how we're lucky to have jobs at all and we should stop asking for higher salaries. the ceo really cares about us and he feel's "dissed" when we ask for more money. its tantamount to asking him to do layoffs and he just cares about us as people so much Reminder that you don't owe your employer anything and should always jump ship at the nearest opportunity
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Dec 11, 2015 20:23
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yeah good reminder, i am going to send out resumes this weekend. already found some good postings at intel
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Dec 11, 2015 20:27
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Barnyard Protein posted:yeah good reminder, i am going to send out resumes this weekend. already found some good postings at intel I've heard really good things about working for Intel, in Oregon at least
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Dec 11, 2015 20:29
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yo Barnyard Protein set the building on fire as you leave
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Dec 11, 2015 20:45
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red stapler saturdays three women at the same time well i wouldn't say i've been missing work im a people person damnit flare
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keyboard vomit posted:Reminder that you don't owe your employer anything and should always jump ship at the nearest opportunity 
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Barnyard Protein posted:red stapler saturdays three women at the same time well i wouldn't say i've been missing work im a people person damnit flare sorry i wasnt trying to make an office space reference, i was being serious burn the building down with all the executives inside
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our noble god ceos cold hewing jobs from raw gumption in their sacred forge-boardrooms
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Dec 11, 2015 21:05
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i want to be on the record saying that i would never do an arson. that would be terrible and i would never do it. heh
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Dec 11, 2015 21:05
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on the topic, i just had an interview that i dont know whether was good or bad cause the dude just ice mugged the entire time
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Dec 11, 2015 21:06
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so probably bad
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Dec 11, 2015 21:07
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Barnyard Protein posted:i want to be on the record saying that i would never do an arson. that would be terrible and i would never do it. well if you are uncomfortable with fire then just beat the executives to death
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Dec 11, 2015 21:08
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Barnyard Protein posted:i want to be on the record saying that i would never do an arson. that would be terrible and i would never do it. / / 
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Dec 11, 2015 21:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:so probably bad whenever you had your mouth open he was imagining what it would feel like to have his hands wrapped firmly around your throat
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Dec 11, 2015 21:11
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Roosevelt posted:whenever you had your mouth open he was imagining what it would feel like to have his hands wrapped firmly around your throat they said the next part of the interview is the "coliseum" does anyone know what that is?
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Cat Face Joe posted:they said the next part of the interview is the "coliseum" does anyone know what that is? Always sneak a shiv in with you
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Dec 11, 2015 21:15
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Cat Face Joe posted:they said the next part of the interview is the "coliseum" does anyone know what that is? lol i just had a prophetic vision of this country where you literally fight in a pit for your job
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Roosevelt posted:lol i just had a prophetic vision of this country where you literally fight in a pit for your job Trump's america
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Cat Face Joe posted:ice mugged please explain
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