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bump_fn posted:http://mst3k.com/finalcountdown/watchnow/ oh awesome! thanks
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As a Millennial I posted:flex that muscle graph. gimme a friday productivity boost quoting graphs first probe we should bronze it
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bump_fn posted:http://mst3k.com/finalcountdown/watchnow/ I surprised how much I'm enjoying this magic guy
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Necc0 posted:chicken ice would yall like to know the chicken ice story
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finally got around to pledging to this mst3k ks
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the closer was dan harmon and justin roiland writing for it
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graph posted:would yall like to know the chicken ice story yes go
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kates song is so ![]()
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Podima posted:yes go a gaggle of chums and myself went out 2 the club, came back sunrise early am loving terminated, only thing to drink in the house was warm disarronno. they were all in the living room and im in the kitchen and im like 'wheres the fuckin ice' and theyre like 'in the loving freezer you idiot' well there wasnt any ice trays or whatever so i grabbed a plastic bag and opened it up and broke the ice off whatever. couple minutes later a buddy goes into the kitchen and looks around, says there's no ice, asks me where i got mine, turns out i broke it off bagged frozen chicken. lol.
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cjs: I got a raise for surviving for almost 5 years ![]()
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bump_fn posted:kates song is so she is ![]()
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cls: shredded the crap out of my knuckles with a wire wheel. be careful with power tools, kids
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Sagebrush posted:cls: shredded the crap out of my knuckles with a wire wheel. be careful with power tools, kids ![]()
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graph posted:a gaggle of chums and myself went out 2 the club, came back sunrise early am loving terminated, only thing to drink in the house was warm disarronno. they were all in the living room and im in the kitchen and im like 'wheres the fuckin ice' and theyre like 'in the loving freezer you idiot' well there wasnt any ice trays or whatever so i grabbed a plastic bag and opened it up and broke the ice off whatever. couple minutes later a buddy goes into the kitchen and looks around, says there's no ice, asks me where i got mine, turns out i broke it off bagged frozen chicken. lol. i guess alcohol might protect against the chicken germs but, eww
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kalstrams posted:ouch well, it was my own fault for using the wheel that was all worn out and which forces you to hold the part in weird awkward positions to get a good effect, instead of just replacing it 3 most important things i would tell anyone about working in the shop 1. if you're using force, you're doing it wrong 2. go and get the proper tool instead of making do with what you have 3. do it the right way from the beginning so that you only have to do it once
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syscall girl posted:i guess alcohol might protect against the chicken germs but, eww sayin
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graph posted:a gaggle of chums and myself went out 2 the club, came back sunrise early am loving terminated, only thing to drink in the house was warm disarronno. they were all in the living room and im in the kitchen and im like 'wheres the fuckin ice' and theyre like 'in the loving freezer you idiot' well there wasnt any ice trays or whatever so i grabbed a plastic bag and opened it up and broke the ice off whatever. couple minutes later a buddy goes into the kitchen and looks around, says there's no ice, asks me where i got mine, turns out i broke it off bagged frozen chicken. lol. NICE!
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![]() i'd like to thank the mr heater company or corporation for keeping my garage warm while i do garage poo poo tonight ![]() thanks big buddy heater theater
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cls: went to final class and found that the final quiz was "show up for class" as a reverse pop quiz. then i went on a blind date and she turned out to be beautiful and smart and we had lunch and talked for like an hour and a half and walked around a park and it was nice. today was good.
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im embroiled in family bullshit again lmao fml
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eegah where is your strange middle aged lady av? now how am I supposed to know it' syou
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it's on the back of a magazine I think I was told? idk I didn't even remember the off joke it was from it was like three years ago
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dangit i asked where is it, not where is it from (i think i recognize her -- it's the inventor of ATHENA HORMONE, the cologne that makes you irresistible to women, as advertised in the back of popular science)
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c nonjob s: put up this tool chest finally so i can have a place to keep my tools instead of the historic places like the floor or my underpants![]()
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cliquors: honey clove bourbon was a good idea. that solves christmas presents for a bunch of people
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Tanith posted:cliquors: honey clove bourbon was a good idea. that solves christmas presents for a bunch of people i got a whipping siphon and want to try making 5-minute lemoncello
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cls: my father in law quit drinking a dirty thirty a day cold turkey last week and hasn't had a sip since he hasn't dropped dead nor had the DTs and we've been making sure the booze in the house doesn't go missing and that he doesn't have a stash anywhere and everything checks out it's a Christmas loving Miracle, my mother in law was literally about to serve him last week and she and my wife walked into the door to find him dumping beer down the drain and swearing off booze for good
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CrazyLittle posted:i got a whipping siphon and want to try making 5-minute lemoncello it'll work and be pretty good, although the sugar would probably take longer than that to dissolve anyway. try a liter of rum/brandy with the zest of six oranges and like 2/3rds a cup of coffee beans for about 3 days, then add a can of frozen OJ concentrate. breakfast of champions. Tusen Takk posted:it's a Christmas loving Miracle ![]()
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Tusen Takk posted:cls: my father in law quit drinking a dirty thirty a day cold turkey last week and hasn't had a sip since holy wow, I hope that works out
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i got an uplifting story too! well, not so much uplifting... i think 'nightmarish' is a better word my unemployed mother-in-law finally qualifies for medicaid! finally we can get her off expensive private individual insurance that doesn't cover piss all! except now she's decided that medicaid is bad and that she won't sign up for it. even though the plan she does want is EXACTLY THE SAME COMPANY THAT RUNS MEDICAID IN OUR STATE going to cost us $15,000 next year
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lord funk posted:i got an uplifting story too! well, not so much uplifting... i think 'nightmarish' is a better word no, it won't cost you $15,000 next year, because you aren't going to pay for it. either she gets on medicaid or she doesn't get poo poo that's what I'd do but of course I'm just some random rear end in a top hat on the internet who doesn't know poo poo about gently caress in regards to your family ![]()
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does she refuse to get it for political reasons because what conservatives respect most is the authority of the man holding the purse strings
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i see grounds to have her committed
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when I met my wife she was so poor she qualified for a really good Medicaid plan. of course, she thought Medicaid was awful and dehumanizing. then when she lost her eligibility and got on my plan she hilariously learned that regular insurance doesn't cover 100% of your costs and you have to pay for it!
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Al! posted:when I met my wife she was so poor she qualified for a really good Medicaid plan. of course, she thought Medicaid was awful and dehumanizing. then when she lost her eligibility and got on my plan she hilariously learned that regular insurance doesn't cover 100% of your costs and you have to pay for it! why did you marry a literal raving lunatic?
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I had some laphroaig last night
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Silver Alicorn posted:I had some laphroaig last night i only drink deskhroaig ![]()
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that was the worst joke i think i've made this year. kiitos, minä!
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Sniep posted:c nonjob s: put up this tool chest finally so i can have a place to keep my tools instead of the historic places like the floor or my underpants do you looking this particular one? I've actually been looking at these.
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# ? Jun 18, 2024 01:21 |
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none of my pants fit anymore
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