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haljordan posted:I reported this thread to be gassed but I guess the mods have a soft spot in their hearts for the insufferable human being known as Three Olives. the only thing worse than starting a retarded thread about crockpots is snitching to the mods about one you loving baby
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Whiskey Sours posted:So it's a pressure cooker that takes 12 hours instead of 30 minutes. But with much less chance of explosion, yeah.
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the great deceiver posted:the only thing worse than starting a retarded thread about crockpots is snitching to the mods about one you loving baby Sorry you're such a shithead that you didn't see this thread posted by Lowtax. haljordan fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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It's for people that don't know how to put an enameled cast iron pot in the oven.
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Melchior posted:I just picture three olives standing in his living room staring at a crockpot on his floor, confused as to what it does. maybe he hits it with a femur and then jumps back startled before prodding it some more. by nightfall he is in the fetal position on the opposite side of the room.  I joined the cult but you have to put stuff in it.
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pr0k posted:It's for people that don't know how to put an enameled cast iron pot in the oven. Ovens use more energy
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the great deceiver posted:the only thing worse than starting a retarded thread about crockpots is snitching to the mods about one you loving baby Lol you're bitch made
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Crock pots are awesome. I throw a bunch of stuff in and by the time I come home from work, there is a hot delicious meal that isn't delivered by that nervous skinny thai guy who bows at me when he leaves with the little order paper and I'm like do I bow back because honestly that seems like really awkward so I just smile and wave usually
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pr0k posted:It's for people that don't know how to put an enameled cast iron pot in the oven. Enameled cast iron costs more than a crock pot, maybe enameled cast iron pots are for idiots who don't know about crock pots
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When will you join a cult that requires suicide Also what's it like to be "rich" but still have a compelling need to post on an internet forum about how great your life is? Do you have any friends at all? Or do most people instantly dislike you due to what a loving piece of poo poo you are? You are the reason why people hate gays in this country hth. haljordan fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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haljordan posted:When will you join a cult that requires suicide He may be playing a role, or Schtick. Idk man
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Darth123123 posted:He may be playing a role, or Schtick. Idk man Nah the saddest thing is his posting persona is exactly how he is irl.
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haljordan posted:Nah the saddest thing is his posting persona is exactly how he is irl. Whoa, you hang with the O? Teach him to use that pot.
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haljordan posted:Sorry you're such a shithead that you didn't see this thread posted by Lowtax. lol okay rat
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Darth123123 posted:Whoa, you hang with the O? Teach him to use that pot. The only thing I'd teach him is how to use a shotgun to blow his head off
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haljordan posted:When will you join a cult that requires suicide Chill dude, there are lots of reasons to hate gays like liking Justin Bieber that don't involve Crock-Pots at all.
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Gatekeeper posted:literally bread that is hot i think sounds good to me
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I like chili q a lot
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Three Olives posted:Chill dude, there are lots of reasons to hate gays like liking Justin Bieber that don't involve Crock-Pots at all. So that's a "no" then. Got it human being.
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Glad the OP is breaking down gay sterotypes by not actually being a valuable member of society
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haljordan posted:When will you join a cult that requires suicide If you think posting a photo of a $19.99 Crock-Pot is a compelling need to post about how great my life is, dude. I didn't even spring for the stainless steel versions much less the digital controls.
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they are for people forced to cook their own food, olives. you wouldn't know.
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you can warm up the wax for waxing your chest and balls in one too, if you're not going to use it for food
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Three Olives posted:If you think posting a photo of a $19.99 Crock-Pot is a compelling need to post about how great my life is, dude. I didn't even spring for the stainless steel versions much less the digital controls. No I think that because every other post you make references your condo in some way shape or form. You can make all the (lovely) jokes you want but anyone who has been on these forums more than five minutes knows it's true. For fucks sake, you couldn't even just say "I own a crock pot too", you had to post a pic of one surrounded by a bunch of other poo poo you own.
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My crock pot was a godsend in grad school when I was working 10-12 hours a day six or seven days a week, too tired or depressed to cook most nights, and too poor to really get fancy with what I cooked. Now all three of those things no longer apply and I use it a lot less but I still love it and am looking for an excuse to use it. The other day I found a slow cooker recipe for meatballs that is basically BBQ sauce + salsa + frozen meatballs, I am more excited to try it than I should be.
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HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP WITH CROCK POTS, THEY SURE ARE STUPID HUH? OH OF COURSE I OWN ONE, LET ME SHOW IT TO YOU!!
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haljordan posted:For fucks sake, you couldn't even just say "I own a crock pot too", you had to post a pic of one surrounded by a bunch of other poo poo you own. That is my kitchen, I put Crock-Pot in my kitchen. You need help if you are legit this angry about a $20 Crock-Pot in a normal kitchen.
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Three Olives posted:I swear to god the over 30-something crowd is obsessing over them these days, it's a god drat cult. Some people haven't discovered the wonders of a cast iron dutch oven.
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Three Olives posted:That is my kitchen, I put Crock-Pot in my kitchen. You need help if you are legit this angry about a $20 Crock-Pot in a normal kitchen. If you own a crock pot why would you waste time posting a garbage thread asking "Why do people own crock pots?"
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Or are you trying to get some internet cred by being all "I owned a crock pot before it was cool!!!" like the tremendous human being you are
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Roy posted:its cool just put anything in there and it becomes a meal
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haljordan posted:Or are you trying to get some internet cred by being all "I owned a crock pot before it was cool!!!" like the tremendous human being you are Get help, I hope one day you are not this angry over a $20 appliance from Target.
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"What the hell is up with this relic from the 70s" that I also own Also I like how you think saying "get help" qualifies as an argument haljordan fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jan 4, 2016 |
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Is it warm in here? Maybe I should turn down the pot.
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Buy me this AV
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At least one person in this thread is way too upset regarding crock pots, but I don't want to be too specific and call them out
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Aralan posted:At least one person in this thread is way too upset regarding crock pots, but I don't want to be too specific and call them out
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Aralan posted:At least one person in this thread is way too upset regarding crock pots, but I don't want to be too specific and call them out Don't get me started on microwaves agai, so help me god
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