|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6RODcQOlw
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 14:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:45 |
|
|
Oh no the video is unavailable e: oh I guess it's available again now 
vug fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jan 8, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 14:19
|
|
|
I loving love dicks!!! E: Ducks! I meant ducks! Jukeboxblues fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Jan 8, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 14:26
|
|
|
HELL YA MANDARIN DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 14:52
|
|
|
Here's a "lifehack" for you: Dick pics gross women out, but they still are curious about the penis size of potential mates. So here's what you do: 1. Get one of those smartphones which show a thumbnail of the last picture taken when you're using the camera. 2. Take a picture of your dick, or, if yours is small and unappealing, take a picture of a "ringer" dick. 3. At the bar, find a girl you want to pick up (if you're chasing guys you don't need to use this trick, just whip it out and show them). 4. Give her your phone and ask if she can take your picture. She'll see your dick pic in the thumbnail. If she's into it, you're in. If she gets grossed out, you can play it off as an accident. 5. Repeat until successful.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 15:09
|
|
|
It's a lot less complicated than you think. Have you ever heard of a guy, straight or not, complain because some random chick he just met sent him pictures of her tits? Even if you suck cock on the golden gate bridge for tips, no matter what else might be going on in your life, seeing a random pair of tits usually becomes the highlight of that day. Most guys tend to think the reverse is true when dealing with woman. But most guys are toddler brained little boys with the subtley and nuance of a sledgehammer, and do not realise that your veiny, pink leg of lamb doesn't represent the same sexual asestics and value (even historically) as a pair of mammeries.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 15:09
|
|
|
Ben Murphy posted:It's a lot less complicated than you think. This is true. The male equivalent of unsolicited tit pics is actually pics of your washboard abs.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2016 15:11
|
|
|
I really want to ship my boss a bag of those gummy dicks. I want him to know hes a dick but I suppose an endearing one? What is a good dick phrase that would convey both?
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:37
|
|
|
genesplicer posted:A crowd of ducks. 
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:39
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:39
|
|
|
.. ....
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:39
|
|
|
where i work theres like a fuckton of ducks omg it owns u dont even know  and every spring u see them parading in a row around the office park towards the office ponds with all the fluffy little ducklings all quacking and everybody around at the time stops what they are doing to watch while they are carefully escorted by security its a fuckin marvelous sightnot sure about duck face though, or dick pics (never gotten one of those even when asking  ) ^ that pic is my antidepressant i feel some shame though because sometimes i eat ducks 
Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Jan 9, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:41
|
|
|
Ducks can not be reasoned with.T Their existance denies reason
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:43
|
|
|
ducks are really loving cool. this little guy chilled with by the river this summer and i felt bad i had no food to give him: he just walked right up to me sitting in the grass and hung out, sat down and watched the water
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:51
|
|
|
*posts pic of dick in a hot dog bun* extra mustard
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:56
|
|
|
when i was in college i used to hang and study between classes at a park adjacent to a harbor/beach that had the craziest sounding bunch of ducks ever, it was like a duck loony bin and i would sometimes just vape a few tokes and listen to how mad they all sounded and laugh to myself. the ducks at work are far more civil then those ducks, maybe its because of the presence of the geese (don't like them, in fact i think they are loving assholes)
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:57
|
|
|
Luvcow posted:ducks are really loving cool. this little guy chilled with by the river this summer and i felt bad i had no food to give him: This breed of duck are huge assholes, like little Canada geese. They would harass dogs and people walking by in my old neighborhood and poo poo everywhere. Sucks. I hope that one starved
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:58
|
|
|
goddamn hipster geese
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 01:59
|
|
|
my grandparents rescued animals, people used to drop bags of cats off in front of their house and speed away, and they had a pair of mallards in the 40s that would hand my grandmother clothes pins while she was hanging the laundry, my grandfather used to say if you were lucky in another life you would come back as one of their pets
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:00
|
|
|
Cuckoo posted:This breed of duck are huge assholes, like little Canada geese. They would harass dogs and people walking by in my old neighborhood and poo poo everywhere. Sucks. lol, supposedly originally from mexico and domesticated by the native people then spread all over the americas, that little guy was cool
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:01
|
|
|
Luvcow posted:my grandparents rescued animals, people used to drop bags of cats off in front of their house and speed away, and they had a pair of mallards in the 40s that would hand my grandmother clothes pins while she was hanging the laundry, my grandfather used to say if you were lucky in another life you would come back as one of their pets my great grandmother who i never met had a parrot her brother brought back from south america that swore like a sailor in spanish but also spoke english and was apparently self aware and would tell her when it was sick. amazing
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:03
|
|
|
Mariana Horchata posted:my great grandmother who i never met had a parrot her brother brought back from south america that swore like a sailor in spanish but also spoke english and was apparently self aware access to pets was crazy back then, my great aunt and uncle apparently also took in abandoned pets including a falcon that had vertigo and used to fall off its perch and hang upside down and a monkey they got from a laboratory that would come out when guests were around, climb on top of the china cabinet and then masturbate while staring at their house guests. i wish i had been alive then to see any of those animals in action.
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:06
|
|
|
www posted:women love penises, dont let them tell you otherwise. big, thick, veiny, succulent penises but because society looks down on "sluts" (big mistake imo) they have to pretend they are put off by the sight of a massive juicy dong. its awfully sad. I imagined your av reading this aloud in a gentle southern drawl it made it 10x better
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:22
|
|
|
genesplicer posted:A crowd of ducks. wanna scoop up 6 or 7 a those ducks at once an squeeze em wanna roll around in tgem ducks
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 02:25
|
|
|
not even hungry right now and I would devour this entire plate well I mean I'd leave the celery or whatever
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:04
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:10
|
|
|
Babes wanna see da guds
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:18
|
|
|
Call me crazy, but I love dick pics. I wish we every fella I meet would send me a dick pic. Mostly I imagine them inside my butt. Sometimes if I see a picture of a shower not a grower I imagine pinching it between my thumb and forefinger and whipping it back and forth like a double dutch jump rope if you were using it to scatter grass clippings off the sidewalk.
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:22
|
|
|
Duck dog? Hmm. Has anyone made a duck sausage? Huh: http://www.dartagnan.com/duck-and-armagnac-sausage/product/PSADU002-1.html Wonder what duck links taste like. genesplicer posted:A crowd of ducks. Some coordinated ducks. 
Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jan 9, 2016 |
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:24
|
|
|
I work next to a river and all summer and fall there has been this cool looking duck hanging out with all the mallards, i think he must be a hybrid. SLightly bigger than a mallard, and all black except for the lustrous green head and neck of a male mallard. Most of the other ducks have headed south now i think, but i saw this dude waddling around by himself the other day on the ice. stay safe cool duck. e:sorry for no pic of this duck, i will try to get one sunday
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:29
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:48
|
|
|
Finally a quality thread.
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:49
|
|
|
quote:Can anyone explain why so many ducks send chicks dick pics on dating sites? Every other profile I see says "don't try to send duck dick pics".
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:52
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:53
|
|
|
 Has potential.
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:58
|
|
|
noooooooooooooooo
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 04:59
|
|
|
Wait a minute
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 05:14
|
|
|
Grody posted:Wait a minute im so sorry, can this be like a dick pic and duck pic thread, like maybe we just coexist?
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 05:22
|
|
|
Luvcow posted:im so sorry, can this be like a dick pic and duck pic thread, like maybe we just coexist? it can be a dick-duck thread but then we're gonna start talking about dig-dug and dick tracy
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 05:27
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 21:45 |
|
|
That Robot posted:it can be a dick-duck thread but then we're gonna start talking about dig-dug and dick tracy both cool topics, I'm in
|
|
#
?
Jan 9, 2016 05:42
|
|