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>Business model is based on patronage from people willing to overpay for garbage products/services >Concealed carries glock 17 >Constantly high on oxy >Business has been in the red for past 13 years, only sustained by returns from slumlording. Somehow, this is Obama's fault >Try to pay employees in weed, fire them when turned down
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over half of all self started businesses fail or something like that
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> gets loan for non-threatening educated women of color > maybe she wants to go into real estate > or open up a beauty salon.
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EorayMel posted:over half of all self started businesses fail or something like that THANKS OBONGO!!!!!
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Jan 12, 2016 06:26
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good luck in ur job search, op
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Drad_Bert posted:>Business model is based on patronage from people willing to overpay for garbage products/services Yes, lol @ the list of 5 cool things.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:27
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Drink Cheerwine posted:good luck in ur job search, op Hey thanks. I can tell you I won't be working for THOSE types again anytime soon
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Jan 12, 2016 06:28
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Works a total of 2 hours a week Fires overworked employee for not being able to work 3 different jobs
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Jan 12, 2016 06:31
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Drad_Bert posted:>Business model is based on patronage from people willing to overpay for garbage products/services Did I end up on a redirect to 4chan /b/ or what? I'm confused.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:38
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*has massive portrait of Ronald Reagan above desk* You just have to WORK HARDER! *gets legs broken by the local HA for not paying back debts*
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Jan 12, 2016 06:39
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*open carries glock 17* *high on weed 2h/7* *aspiring rapper* *always thinks of dumb poo poo* e: *has dreadlocks* Fart Puzzle fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 06:40
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im going to kill myself
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Jan 12, 2016 06:41
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Fart Puzzle posted:*open carries glock 17* I knew a guy like this IRL but without the glock.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:42
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small business owners are the current manifestation of the petit bourgeoise and must be destroyed
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Mysteriously leaves disappears in middle of the day, shows up again 2 hours later reeking of pot
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Jan 12, 2016 06:43
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loving Marxists coming round here telling me I have to take the old motor oil to a "waste processing facility." If those faggots tried telling my pappy that he could dump his own oil on his own property back when he ran the place, they would be chewing on the butt his thirty-aught-six. loving Jews.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:43
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Your Dunkle Sans posted:I knew a guy like this IRL but without the glock. did he have dreadlocks though?!
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Jan 12, 2016 06:43
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Here are some small businesses that exist on a major street near me: A store that sells nothing but pillows (like throw pillows for your couch) A store that only sells many types those weird Japanese two toe socks A religious items store in which every item is covered in dust A store that sells only socks (this one seems to do okay) Multiple cell/computer/phone case/repair shops that are dirty and disorganized All of these places never have any customers. So either they are fronts or someone's life savings is being burned away day after day I have long thought about starting my own business and given that these places have been open for years it can't be that hard, right?
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Jan 12, 2016 06:44
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Nooner posted:Works a total of 2 hours a week That's more of a corporate thing these days, imo. After firing the people who did two of those jobs, and then just not hiring anyone new.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:45
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OP hasn't had a solid poo poo in a week because he goes to the kiddie park and lets the orange turtle spray water up his rear end all the time.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:49
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Fart Puzzle posted:did he have dreadlocks though?! No, but he had short-hair. Pretty close. We smoked a ton of weed together, though, and he was a nice enough of a guy.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:50
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*complains about having to pay employees a living wage* *asks grandfather for more money to put into business* *is banking on grandfather dying so to as not pay the money back*
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Jan 12, 2016 06:52
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there's a restaurant near me that's only open 11-3 M-F and i just can't see that lasting long. a hobby store which sells only stuff for model trains a rock store (??) a glass-items store a computer parts store which doesn't sell hard drives or motherboards.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:53
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>aspiring rapper/actual raper
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Jan 12, 2016 06:53
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dev286 posted:
We have the "sock outlet" near me. All socks, as far as the eye can see. Need socks? They got it! Need shoes? gently caress you, only socks. There's also the mysterious seemingly no-customers ever computer store that's been in the same place for at least like 10+ years.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:57
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kittiesgomeow posted:there's a restaurant near me that's only open 11-3 M-F and i just can't see that lasting long. What kind of glass items? Like decorative chintzy poo poo? Can you imagine being at Thanksgiving or whatever when Aunt Janine announces proudly she's going to spend her inheritance/life savings to pursue her dream of selling ugly blown glass poo poo and the whole family just has to sit there smiling and nodding and congratulating her while stifling the urge to ask her what the exact market she's trying to sell to
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Jan 12, 2016 07:00
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:We have the "sock outlet" near me. All socks, as far as the eye can see. Need socks? They got it! Need shoes? gently caress you, only socks. There was a very depressing computer store near my old place that sold cheap knockoff printer ink. They also had shrink wrapped, retail box computer parts from the late 90's still on the shelves. Think 40x CDROM drives, ATI All-in-Wonder cards, Socket 370 motherboards... I guess they couldn't bear to dispose of perfectly good product they bought almost 20 years ago. I just assume it was a front for jihadi money laundering.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:04
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kittiesgomeow posted:there's a restaurant near me that's only open 11-3 M-F and i just can't see that lasting long.
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Jan 12, 2016 07:09
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:We have the "sock outlet" near me. All socks, as far as the eye can see. Need socks? They got it! Need shoes? gently caress you, only socks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY
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Jan 12, 2016 07:12
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Orkin Mang posted:im going to kill myself another small business success story
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MiracleWhale posted:another small business success story
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MiracleWhale posted:another small business success story whoa
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MiracleWhale posted:another small business success story
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Jan 12, 2016 07:17
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*Treats employees like poo poo* *Posts under newspaper articles whining about how unfair it is that the law prevents them from treating their employees even shittier* *Goes bankrupt from a series of cretinous, barely thought through financial decisions*
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Jan 12, 2016 07:18
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dev286 posted:A religious items store in which every item is covered in dust classic drug front imo, ask to see the special incense or inquire if they can turn water into meth
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Jan 12, 2016 07:18
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thats it, just let it all out now feel better yet? ur being very unweaz and its making me feel unweazy
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Jan 12, 2016 07:23
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*Is laid off from his company after 30 years, although with a pretty decent redundancy payoff* *Instead of retraining in new skills, using the cash as a buffer, uses it to open a bar or a restaurant instead* *Because he's been to loads of both in his life and running one looks pretty simple to him* *Picks up what seems like a cheap lease* *It's cheap because it's in an area with lovely footfall* *Hasn't the faintest idea how to budget* *Or how much money he needs to bring in to turn a profit* *Pays his staff garbage wages because this seems like one area where he can save money* *Gets garbage staff* *Cashflow turns negative* *Desperately offers to pay staff in restaurant meals until they're over "this bad patch"* *Goes bankrupt*
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Jan 12, 2016 07:26
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you're gonna have to leave your bag with me when you come in the store because you might be a shoplifter i'm not responsible for your bag so don't come crying to me if someone takes it what's that? the laptop in your bag is worth more than anything i sell in my lovely store? wait come back!
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Jan 12, 2016 07:26
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oh you have a purse? that's cool come on in
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*gets strawmanned by current or former employees on an internet forum that are at least as lovely and selfish, if not more, than they are*
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