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 it in her rear end
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Jan 23, 2016 19:48
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Just remember, she's already had a LOT of guys gently caress that rear end. Pretty good chance some of their dried cum is still in there. Also, just surprise her by loving that butt. She obviously wants it. It's obvious to the point where you can do it without upsetting her. Finally, piss in her mouth.
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Jan 23, 2016 19:51
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Women who are sexual masochists, which is all of them, want to be punished via buttfucking. But you can't be a goofy half-rear end about it. If you bring it up like "Huh, hey Sally, uh, do you think you might, uh, like to maybe do some of that anal sex that is popular with the cool kids lately? I mean, I don't want to if you don't" then it will ruin the magic for her.
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Jan 23, 2016 19:56
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Shirley Crabtree posted:And then after we've finished she makes a point of telling me I can do anything I like to her. She wants you to punch her in the back of the head. Next time you're "Pushing the trolley" surprise her with a punch to the back of the head, and see where it leads. *Clearly she doesn't mean buttsex, because no one likes sex that leaves you feeling like a NYC sanitation worker that spent a shift in the sewer. (Sorry, gay people).
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Jan 23, 2016 19:57
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Universe Master posted:Yes, you should masturbate in the closet while she fucks homeless bums. yep. this is bum sex. alternately, you can pay two bums to have sex with each other while you and your gf hide in the closet and masturbate
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Jan 23, 2016 20:04
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sorry op but your girl has been getting dick in her rear end on the side from someone else
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Jan 23, 2016 20:26
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Give her the goatse giy special
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Jan 23, 2016 20:26
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Shirley Crabtree posted:She does have lube in the drawers by her bed. That's just for the mandingos that come over when you're at work.
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Jan 23, 2016 20:29
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she wants it, just don't be a dick about it
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Jan 23, 2016 21:43
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"take the lift up to my flat and i'll shag your bum." -The OP
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Jan 23, 2016 21:45
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Lol just lol if you don't eat booty
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Jan 23, 2016 23:04
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be a dick up her butt and odds are she'll still not exist
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Jan 24, 2016 00:50
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lick her rear end in a top hat and if she wants it shell beg u for it, u fucken newb
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Jan 24, 2016 00:51
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Yeah, smash her back door in, op.
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Jan 24, 2016 00:52
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Alucard posted:She's clearly into bum sex if she's dating a bum like you. lol
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Jan 24, 2016 00:52
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Wow I don't think I've ever left a room that had a British girl in it without "bumming" her. You must be a slippery dick op
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Jan 24, 2016 00:53
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Sheep-Goats posted:Wow I don't think I've ever left a room that had a British girl in it without "bumming" her. You must be a slippery dick op gross
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Jan 24, 2016 00:55
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i dont like anal and it makes no sense if you do
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Jan 24, 2016 00:59
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:i dont like anal and it makes no sense if you do It's a way of sharing the disappointment of self that comes from having an unattractive/British ladyfriend with the very source of that ennui.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:00
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Oberleutnant posted:She wants u to eat the booty op eat the booty like groceries
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Jan 24, 2016 01:01
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Just text her and ask, you Pussy. Can't even talk to your "bird"...
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Jan 24, 2016 01:17
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 Don't just state at it. Eat it.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:18
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cockpunch her fartbox OP
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Jan 24, 2016 01:27
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I hosed your gf in the butt. So did most of the other guys posting in this thread.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:27
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i was wondering what burn sex is. does it involve fire or spies? both? very disappointing you just meant butts.
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Jan 24, 2016 01:33
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Waltzing Along posted:I hosed your gf in the butt. So did most of the other guys posting in this thread. Not me. Anal is what tiny dicked men do to have sensation during sex. His gf gave me a sloppy bj like an adult 
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Jan 24, 2016 01:35
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Leave you girlfriend in a homeless settlement in the middle of the night, if she comes home unsoiled and free of seed then her love is as true as the light of the silver star
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Jan 24, 2016 01:42
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Frankenstyle posted:
I feel bad that you have quite obviously never had sex before.
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Jan 24, 2016 02:37
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obviously she's looking for something in your bum. Keep a ping pong ball or a dildo up there to surprise her.
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Jan 24, 2016 02:38
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Just text her and ask, you Pussy. Can't even talk to your "bird"... I feel bad that you're so spergy that you think asking a woman that indisputably wants butt sex about it via text message is at all a good idea. Is there some form of medication you could take that will make it easier for you to interact with other humans?
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Jan 24, 2016 02:40
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Maoist Pussy posted:Women who are sexual masochists, which is all of them, want to be punished via buttfucking. But you can't be a goofy half-rear end about it. If you bring it up like "Huh, hey Sally, uh, do you think you might, uh, like to maybe do some of that anal sex that is popular with the cool kids lately? I mean, I don't want to if you don't" then it will ruin the magic for her. This guy gets it.
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Jan 24, 2016 02:43
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lick her rear end in a top hat and if she wants it shell ask for it, nimrod
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Jan 24, 2016 02:48
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Airborne Viking posted:obviously she's looking for something in your bum. Keep a ping pong ball or a dildo up there to surprise her.
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Jan 24, 2016 02:48
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What's his name, OP?
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Jan 24, 2016 02:52
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Set her on fire
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Jan 24, 2016 02:57
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FrankieGoes posted:I feel bad that you're so spergy that you think asking a woman that indisputably wants butt sex about it via text message is at all a good idea. Is there some form of medication you could take that will make it easier for you to interact with other humans? Lol if you think sex is some sort of power struggle and you're too afraid to have a honest conversation about what sex doing you like in tyool 2016 It's a woman, not some sort of mysterious puzzle box
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Jan 24, 2016 03:00
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Business Gorillas posted:Lol if you think sex is some sort of power struggle and you're too afraid to have a honest conversation about what sex doing you like in tyool 2016 That's the thing, genius. It isn't a puzzle box and she has already made it ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that she wants butt sex. No "honest conversation" via text message needed. Let me guess, you ask for verbal consent every time before sex. Lol, I honestly feel bad for you son.
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Jan 24, 2016 03:20
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That song shoula been "lick the booty like groceries" because it's gross and also doesn't make sense.
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Jan 24, 2016 03:20
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"anything you want" and "not into toilet stuff" translates to "Anal sex yes. rear end to mouth no"
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Jan 24, 2016 03:44
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Pardon me, m'lady, despite the fact that on the third date you started cramming your fingers in my rear end like it was a bowling ball, and you've repeatedly said I can do whatever I want to you, I would like to formally request permission (via text message) to insert my manhood into thine nether regions. loving goons. Jesus.
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Jan 24, 2016 03:48
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